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| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 466 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the owner is, like, an ex-twitter worker who got fired for sending an email to elon musk calling him a ‘hardcore’ dude. now he’s all rich and stuff from winning £470,000 for unfair dismissal. but instead of, like, buying a yacht or something, he decides to create the most epic minecraft server ever.
why should you join, you ask? well, for starters, the owner is, like, super chill and will give you diamonds just for saying hi in the chat. also, there’s a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off creepers with your bare hands.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a giant statue of elon musk in the spawn area? yeah, it’s made entirely out of gold blocks and shoots fireworks out of its eyes every hour on the hour.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as elon musk himself, then come join us for some hardcore fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.
