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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 9331 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 298 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!