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Euro peons Dont Know How To Pronounce Japa nese – Minecraft SMP

brand names, cross-cultural communication, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, dont, English Proficiency, EURO, European language skills, foreign language pronunciation, foreign language skills, Japa, Japanese culture, Japanese pronunciation, Japanese superiority, language barriers, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, linguistic challenges, linguistic superiority, Minecraft, nese, peons, pokemon, pronounce, pronunciation difficulties, smp

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things Japanese and laugh at Europeans who struggle to pronounce Japanese brand names! Join us for a wild ride filled with sushi parties, samurai battles, and karaoke nights where we butcher English lyrics in the most hilarious ways possible. Our server is the perfect place for anyone who wants to experience the superiority of Japan and witness firsthand the chaos that ensues when Europeans try to speak Japanese. So come on, join us and let’s show the world just how amazing Japan truly is!

PrincessPestControl

animal attraction, animal companions, animated films, bug friends, bugs, cute animals, Disney characters, Disney magic, disney princesses, enchanted animals, fairy tale creatures, fairy tales, insect attraction, insect friends, magical creatures, magical princesses, princess fashion, Princesses, PrincessPestControl, spider companions, Spiders

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5071
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

join dis server if u wanna see disney princesses fightin off bugs n spiders like a boss. u betta be ready for sum epic battles and magical moments. come join da fun and see who comes out on top – will it be cinderella or the creepy crawlies? only one way to find out, join now!

TipsyCraft: Age Defying Adventures

accelerated aging, addiction, Adventures, age, alcohol abuse, alcohol dependence, alcoholism, biological aging, cellular aging, chronic disease, Defying, DNA methylation, epigenetic markers, gene expression, health, histone modification, intervention, mental health, Recovery, Rehabilitation, research, substance abuse, TipsyCraft, treatment program

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7165
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we got all the booze you could ever want! get ready to age like a fine wine as you drink your way through our virtual world. our players have found that after just three weeks of our treatment program, they start to reverse the aging process. forget botox, just grab a beer and join us for a wild ride!

Mungo Mania

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP Survival Multiplayer Hardcore Player vs Player Spawners Health Rewards Kill Lifesteal Shard High-stakes Encounter Resource Precious Double-edged sword Environment Defeat Players Buying, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5455
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

MungoMania is not just any Minecraft server; it’s a lifesteal server. In this high-stakes environment, your health is your most precious resource. When you defeat another player, you steal their life, adding it to your own. But beware—every encounter is a double-edged sword. One wrong move, and you could find yourself on the losing end, watching helplessly as your hard-earned health slips away. The server also rewards players for kills, giving 100 shard per kill that can be later used for buying spawners

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CosplayCraft Minecraft Server

character cosplay, character costume ideas, Clive Rosfield, Clive Rosfield cosplay, COSPLAY, cosplay ideas., cosplay inspiration, cosplay suggestions, cosplaycraft, fantasy cosplay, FF characters, Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy characters, Final Fantasy cosplay, gaming characters, gaming cosplay, Minecraft, Noctis, Noctis cosplay, RPG cosplay, Server, video games

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Buildings Constructed:	50	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Clive Rosfield and Noctis have joined forces to create a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil unicorns, and build a house made entirely out of cake. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! Every player who joins gets their own personal pet zombie that will do their bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Your zombie will do it with a smile (or at least a toothy grin)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken… then you might regret it a little).

Puppy Love Minecraft Server

adult content, animal roleplay, Anthropomorphic, CFD, Club of fuckable Dogs, Dog Boys, dog girls, drawfags, Erotica, FANTASY, fetish, Furry, Intersex dogs, Kinky, love, Minecraft, NERDY edition, NSFW, puppy, Roleplay, Server, taboo, writerfags

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	New Chunks Explored:	287941
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all writerfags and drawfags are welcome! But wait, there’s a twist – this is the “NERDY” edition! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…we have a secret underground society of fuckable Dogs. That’s right, you heard me. Post your favorite Dog girls, Dog Boys, and even Intersex dogs. But hold up, there’s a catch – no Feral allowed! And just to add a little spice, we have a strict rule that white women are not allowed. So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild with our furry friends. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else!

TripSucksMC Server

appreciation, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Concert, Disappointment, emotional, feeling neglected, feeling unheard, feeling unimportant, Frustration, Gratitude, inconsiderate, INVISIBLE, picky eater, quality time, relationship, selfish, Server, Surprise, TripSucksMC, Understanding

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Emeralds Found:	807	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Are you tired of feeling invisible in your relationship? Join our Minecraft server and become the star of the show! We promise not to ignore your needs like this boyfriend did. In fact, we’ll go above and beyond to make sure you feel special and appreciated. Plus, our in-game shopping center is to die for – way better than any Asian food joint. So come on over and let us show you the love and attention you deserve!

SaverMenuSassCraft

ANNOYED, celebration, celebration dinner, Communication, Date night, DATING, Disappointment, Expectations, fancy restaurant, fine dining, Gratitude, high paid job, limited options, luxury dining., mid 6 figures, pre-ordered, saver menu, SaverMenuSassCraft, taster of the High life, ungrateful

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Towns Built:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you like royalty? Look no further than our server, where we promise to take you to the fanciest virtual restaurants to celebrate your achievements! Our server owner claims to have a virtual high-paying job, so you know you’ll be dining in style.

But beware, our owner may surprise you with a pre-ordered saver menu, offering only two virtual dinner options and desserts for a reduced price. Will you be able to handle the disappointment of not being able to order what you want in our virtual fancy restaurant?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of being told you’re ungrateful for not appreciating a virtual “taster of the High life”! Who needs real-life fancy restaurants when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join us now and let the virtual feasts begin!

CraftyManPleasers

Affection, appreciation, care, Communication, Companionship, consideration, CraftyManPleasers, EASY, emotional connection, Gestures, Intimacy, Kindness, love, man, non-sexual, please, relationship, Respect, Support, thoughtful, Understanding

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7287	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Star Shards Collected:	300	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most outrageous ways possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – pigs as your trusty steeds! But be careful, those chickens may look cute, but they’re out for blood (and feathers)!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs? Dance the night away while avoiding explosive beats – literally!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our legendary boss mob, the Enderdragon, who just so happens to be a master chef in his spare time. Rumor has it his fire breath makes for a killer BBQ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but isn’t that what makes it all the more fun?

PanaCraft Papers: Acquitted & Free

acquits, acquitted, Corruption, Court, financial secrecy, fraud, free, International, investigation, Justice, Legal, Legal System, loophole, money laundering, offshore accounts, PanaCraft, panama, Panama Papers, papers, people, scandal, tax evasion, white collar crime

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchantments Applied:	58	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

so, like, this server is like the Panama Papers but in Minecraft form, ya know? join us and you can be one of the 28 people who got acquitted in the Panama court, but in a blocky world! build your own secret offshore bank accounts and hide all your diamonds in hidden chests. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in this server? come join us and experience the thrill of being involved in a scandal without any real-life consequences. trust us, it’s way more fun this way.

BrainBarrierBusters

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, blood-brain barrier dysfunction, blood-brain barrier integrity, brain function, brain health, brain health innovations, brain protection, BrainBarrierBusters, cognitive decline, diagnostic approaches, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, molecular signatures, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, Neurological treatments, neurology, treatment strategies

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

so, like, this server is like the ultimate brain teaser, man. it’s like your brain is a barrier and this server is gonna disrupt it in the most epic way possible. we got crazy molecular signatures that will blow your mind, literally.

join this server if you wanna unlock the secrets of Alzheimer’s disease in the most wacky and wild way possible. we’re talking about diagnostic and treatment approaches that will make your brain explode (in a good way, of course).

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s disrupt some blood-brain barriers together! it’s gonna be a brain-tastic time, dude.