linear regression Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LabMC (Open Alpha)

2025, Alpha, Crate, crude, Downtime, farm to win, LabMC, MCMMO, minecraft server, Network, open alpha, rank system, release date, Reset, Survival, Testing, Towny, Unfinished, Unpredictable, worlds

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/100	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Potions Brewed:	157
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Expect the server to be mostly unfinished and crude, as this is an open alpha mainly for testing as of now.Downtime will likely be unpredictable.

The worlds will never be reset unless they become unusable, even in this alpha stage.

And finally, the release date for the network is estimated to be within 2025.

labmc.okgg.eu

GraveyardGirls Minecraft Server

contemplating, deceased, died, emotional turmoil, Girls, GraveyardGirls, Grief, haunting memories, HEARTBREAK, late night pondering, late night thoughts, lost loves, Lost Souls, Memories, Minecraft, mourning, Reflection, Reminiscing, Server, sorrow, thinking, tragic loss, Up late

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/800	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Farms Harvested:	897
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some wild and wacky adventures! Join us for a chance to explore a world where girls who died come back to life and haunt your every move. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them. Plus, we have special quests where you can help these ghostly gals find peace and maybe even score a date with one of them. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the spooky fun begin!

SharkCraft Minecraft Server

BLAHAJ, Blåhaj lord, Blåhaj thread, Blåhaj worship, ikea, IKEA savior, IKEA shark, IKEA thread, Lord, lord and savior, Minecraft, PRETEND, pretend worship, SAVIOR, savior thread, Server, shark, Shark worship, SharkCraft, Thread, Worship, worship thread

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/300	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Magic Items Found:	2180
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, Blåhaj is our lord and savior! That’s right, our beloved IKEA shark plushie is the one true ruler of our pixelated world.

Join us for epic quests where you must appease Blåhaj by offering him Swedish meatballs and lingonberry sauce. Engage in fierce battles against evil mobs who dare to disrespect our aquatic deity. And don’t forget to build your own shrine to Blåhaj, complete with a sacrificial altar made of birch wood.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of pufferfish players who are plotting to overthrow Blåhaj and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or stay loyal to our fluffy overlord?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and bow down to the almighty Blåhaj!

SpeechlessCraft Minecraft Server

Challenging, Contemplative, deep, deep questions, Enigmatic, Existential, Introspective, Mind Blowing, mind-boggling, mind-boggling questions, Minecraft, perplexing, perplexing inquiries, Philosophical, philosophical questions, Profound, puzzling, reflective, Server, SPEECHLESS.., SpeechlessCraft, Thought-provoking, thought-provoking questions

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8669
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleeping cat? Well, look no further because our server will leave you speechless with its epicness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DetachedCraft

coping mechanisms, DetachedCraft, Detachment, detachment from negative influences, detachment from toxic relationships, emotional boundaries, emotional well being, healing, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, setting boundaries

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/700	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with annoying villagers in Minecraft? Do you just want to detach yourself from all the drama and chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and escape to a world where you can build your own secluded island and never have to interact with another player again. Say goodbye to pesky neighbors and hello to ultimate solitude! Join now and detach yourself from all the Minecraft madness!

TerrorCraft: 6 Years of Drama

6 years, Director, Drama, justifying terrorism, playwright, russia, sentences, TerrorCraft, Years

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mines Excavated:	3398
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, building your epic castle in Minecraft, when suddenly, BAM! You get hit with a Russia-style sentence for ‘justifying terrorism’! Like, what even is that, bro?

But fear not, my fellow block builders, because on our server, you can do whatever the heck you want without fear of getting locked up for six years! Want to build a giant TNT cannon that shoots you straight into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that flings you into a pit of lava? Knock yourself out!

Join us on this wild ride of chaos and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell the Russian government about us, okay? 😉

PainNoteCraft: More deadly than DeathCraft!

Anime, consequences, crime, Dangerous, deadly, death note, DeathCraft, Kira, L. Lawliet, light yagami, Misa Amane, morality, murder, notebook, Obsession, Pain note, PainNoteCraft, power, Psychological, ryuk, shinigami, Supernatural, Thriller

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/400	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dimension Hops:	5

so, like, u know that death note thing where u write someone’s name and they die? well, on our server, PAIN note is even more dangerous! u write someone’s name and they get hit with a million anvils or something. it’s cray cray! join our server for a chance to use the PAIN note and wreak havoc on ur enemies. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and rare mobs. u gotta join to find it! and did i mention our pet creeper army? they’re super cute and explode on command. join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

MangaMystery Minecraft Server

Character development, criticism, dad, deku, Disappointment, ending, Explanation, fan theories, Frustration, Horikoshi, Manga, Manga fandom, MangaMystery, Minecraft, series finale, Server, speculation, storytelling, unanswered plot points, unanswered questions, unresolved character arcs, unresolved mysteries, unresolved plot lines

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/800	Votes:	4428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	32

Are you tired of unanswered questions in your favorite manga? Well, join our Minecraft server and we promise to give you all the answers you never knew you needed! We have secret quests that will reveal the truth about Deku’s dad and why he mysteriously disappeared. Horikoshi may be a “fucking retard” but we’ve got your back with all the insane stories and outrageous reasons to join our server. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

AngryCraft Minecraft Server

american culture, anger, AngryCraft, bitterness, cope, double standards, ENTITLEMENT, feminism, gender dynamics, Incels, Insecurity, manosphere, mgtow, Minecraft, Misogyny, PASSPORT BROS, patriarchy, relationships, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, white american men

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/800	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of dealing with angry, bitter white American men in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own world free from toxic masculinity! Our server is filled with magical creatures and endless adventures, perfect for anyone looking to escape the woes of the real world. Plus, our white American women players are the friendliest and most supportive around – no MGTOW or incels here! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of romance (in-game, of course)!

CraftyLiar Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, chronic lying, compulsive lying, CraftyLiar, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, double life, fabrications, fake persona, false promises, falsehoods, Gaslighting, hidden agendas, Liar, Manipulation, Minecraft, pathological liar, red flags, Server, toxic relationships, trust issues, untruthfulness

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/100	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	86

Have you ever played on a Minecraft server where everyone claimed to be the best builder, the richest player, or the most skilled PvPer? Well, that’s because they were all pathological liars! But fear not, for on our server, we embrace the art of storytelling and exaggeration. Join us and become the master of tall tales and outrageous claims! Who knows, you might even convince someone that you once built a castle out of diamond blocks in real life. So come on in and let your imagination run wild – just don’t believe everything you hear!