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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 2523 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Runes Activated: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5665 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us and witness the epic showdown between a player with a collar that matches his cock cage and a player with a diamond sword that shoots lasers. Who will come out on top? Only on our server will you find out!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for that collar-wearing, cock cage-matching player – he’s a force to be reckoned with!