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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 9824 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 9863 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Towns Built: | 8 |
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