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MILcraft: Jobless Edition

accusations, basketball game, Edition, egg prices, fake job, family function, fanatics, fancy clothes, federal positions, hiring freeze, Jobless, MIL, MILcraft, nibling, Overtime, paycut, primary income, Six Figures, specialized field, Trump supporter, UNFAIR, VA, Veterans

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Farms Harvested:	267
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1493	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your MIL’s 60th birthday brunch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, political debates, and job insecurity!

Reasons to join: – Witness epic battles between Trump supporters and non-supporters, just like at your family functions! – Experience the thrill of losing your job due to a hiring freeze, just like in real life! – Enjoy the luxury of being accused of spending all your husband’s money on fancy clothes, because who needs financial stability anyway? – Get ready for intense showdowns with your MIL, where you can finally tell her off without any consequences!

Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs a stable job when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions on our server? See you there!

TrumpCraft: 24 Hour Ukraine War

24 hrs, cease-fire efforts, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., failed promises, foreign policy, geopolitical challenges, global leadership, Hope, hour, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, Négotiation, peace talks, political strategy, presidential power, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, ukraine war, War, world affairs

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	111	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll forget all about Trump and Ukraine because you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and befriending talking llamas! Our server is so addictive, even Trump couldn’t tear himself away from it to end the war in Ukraine in 24 hours. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the world and diamonds grow on trees. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

SpyShipSneakPeak

#intelligence gathering, British waters, defense measures, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, government response, international relations, maritime boundaries, military presence, military surveillance, national security, Naval vessels, putin, Russian spy ship, security concerns, SpyShipSneakPeak, Surveillance, territorial waters, uk

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

so, like, u know how putin be sendin’ his spy ships all up in our waters, right? well, this server is like the ultimate spy ship of minecraft servers, but without all the drama and tension, ya feel me? come join us and be a spy ship captain, sailin’ through crazy adventures and dodgin’ enemy ships like a boss. plus, u get to warn putin himself when he tries to mess with our waters, cuz we got connections like that. join now and be part of the most epic spy ship crew in all of minecraft history!

Crafty Misinfo Masters

Actors, base, Crafty, Crisis, cultural fears, democratic norms, dominant drivers, Epidemic, Exploitation, falsehoods, Fueling, galvanize, Masters, Misinfo, Misinformation, misinformation epidemic, Populists, radical right, radical-right populists, research, today’s misinformation crisis, undermine

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have magical unicorns roaming around the server, granting wishes to all players who find them!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest of players can uncover its hidden secrets and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig? That’s right, you heard me – a flying pig! Imagine soaring through the skies, raining bacon down on all your friends below. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Season Two Release 1.20

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Dragon Eggs Found:	5482
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Bruh, forget about s2, join this Minecraft server instead!

Why? Because we have pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance, it’s a total freak show!

Plus, our diamond ore spawns are so OP, you’ll be blinged out in no time.

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games on steroids!

So ditch the boring TV shows and dive into this crazy Minecraft world, you won’t regret it!

Reunion Rager Minecraft Server

amazing friends, annual reunion, calling her out, classmates, Dinners, expensive flights, Group Chat, high school, Lesson, Minecraft, not attending, Organiser, pool money, Rager, Resorts, reunion, reunion party, self-centered, selfish, Server, successful businesses, Taunting, timid lady, toxic people, unnecessary fight, well connected

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Are you tired of dealing with toxic people in real life like my mom? Well, look no further because our server is a toxic-free zone! No more drama, just pure fun and epic adventures await you.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without anyone demanding money from you for not attending a virtual party. That’s right, on our server, you are free to create and explore without any judgment or pressure to conform to social norms.

So why wait? Join us now and escape the real world craziness for a virtual paradise where you can be yourself without any consequences. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

UltrasoundXmasCardDrama

Body, Boundaries, Christmas card, Drama, due date, family, Father, Grandchild, Jesus-loving, overreaction, Permission, privacy, Siblings, social media, South, stepmother, texan, tradition, Ultrasound, UltrasoundXmasCardDrama, unborn child

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7305
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to send out Christmas cards with your ultrasound without your permission! We understand the importance of privacy, especially when it comes to your unborn child’s first baby pics.

Join us for a wild ride of pixelated adventures and crazy builds, where you can escape from real-life family drama and focus on building your dream world. Our community is full of supportive players who will always ask for your permission before sharing any personal information on a Christmas card.

So come on in and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only ultrasounds you’ll see are the ones you create in-game!

100%Completionist – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Emeralds Found:	3655
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

OMG GUYS, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server that is literally the most lit thing since sliced bread? Like, you won’t believe the crazy shenanigans that go down on this server. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, and our pet pigs are all trained to do backflips.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where the prize is a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that shoots out fireworks. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race, where the winner gets a golden crown and a lifetime supply of enchanted apples.

So if you want to join in on the madness and become part of our wacky Minecraft family, come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Seriously, it’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory meets the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less hunger. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockBinge: The Addiction Unveiled

addiction, addiction recovery, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsive behavior, coping mechanisms, denial, dependency, habits, mental health, overcoming addiction, realization, relapse prevention, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, signs of addiction, substance abuse, support system, Therapy, triggers, Unveiled

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	167	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Farms Harvested:	627

Have you ever found yourself mining for diamonds in your sleep? Or waking up in a panic because you forgot to feed your virtual cows? If so, you may be addicted to Minecraft. But fear not, for our server is the perfect place for all you block-building enthusiasts to come together and embrace your addiction!

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Build towering castles made entirely of TNT and watch them explode in glorious fashion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your hand at farming creepers for their explosive drops.

But beware, for our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge unsuspecting players to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-moonwalk the legendary ghostly figure?

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft addiction to the next level, join us on our server and let the madness begin! Just remember to take breaks to eat, sleep, and maybe even go outside once in a while. Maybe.

QuebecCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5476
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun u will forget that amazon is ceasing operations in quebec! we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. our admin is a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns on command. we hold epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. come join us and escape the harsh reality of amazon leaving quebec, cuz who needs amazon when u have a minecraft server this awesome?!