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CarBlockerCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Crops Grown:	2658
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can park wherever you want without any crazy neighbors leaving notes on your car! Our server is all about freedom and fun, so come join us for a wild ride.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors or their home daycares. On our server, you can let your creativity run wild without any restrictions.

Join us and never have to deal with entitled homeowners demanding you move your virtual car again. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server – because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some creepers, but who’s counting?).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the drama of real life parking wars behind. Who knows, you might even find your dream virtual home without any pesky neighbors to ruin the fun. See you in the game!

NormsNotForMe

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of conforming to society’s boring rules and norms? Come join our Minecraft server where we throw all social norms out the window! We have a strict “no pants” policy because who needs pants in a virtual world, am I right? Plus, our virtual currency is actually just stacks of diamonds because who needs boring old money when you can have shiny rocks instead? Join us for some wacky adventures and let your inner rebel shine!

PolyCraft: Where the crafting is more poly than a bad relationship!

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1268	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Animals Bred:	64	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature
Map Start Date	6/26/2024
Features	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, Katters and Qraftys structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, /trigger gotospawn, Treefeller, Graves

Joining Poly-Craft:

Apply to join here

Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

Discord: Join Our Discord Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join?	Poly-Craft is a mature server, so we prefer players over 18 years old.
What is greylisting?	Greylisting is a method of blocking unwanted traffic while still allowing legitimate users to access the server. You need to apply and be approved before full access is granted.
Can I use mods on the server?	We have specific data packs and mods enabled on the server. Additional mods must be approved by admins before use.
How active is the community?	We have a friendly and active community with regular events and discussions both in-game and on Discord.

Balt AusNZ Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic banter sessions where we roast each other’s builds and laugh until our sides hurt. Our community is filled with meme lords and jokesters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we have the most insane plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about turning all the creepers into dancing disco balls? We’ve got you covered.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to have been forged by a group of deranged chickens who worshiped a potato god.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with banter, laughs, and the most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced!

””how did i end up like this” Minecraft SMP”

coping mechanisms, Despair, emotional turmoil, existential crisis, feeling lost, finding direction, hopelessness, how did i end up like this, identity crisis, introspection, life choices, mental health, Minecraft, questioning life choices, searching for meaning, seeking answers, self reflection, smp, Soul searching, struggling with purpose, uncertainty, what is the point of living anymore

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with diamonds and emeralds, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha! Will you be brave enough to uncover its secrets?

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and live life on the edge of insanity? Come join us and see just how wild and wacky Minecraft can truly be!

CraftyParentProhibitions

adult child, back rent, Car Insurance, car sharing, cell phone service, Communication Issues, consequences, CraftyParentProhibitions, expensive hobby, family conflict, family dynamics, financial responsibility, Larping, live Action Role Play, Parental authority, Rent, restrictions, strained relationship, student loans, subscriptions, Utilities

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of larping like never before! Join us for epic battles and quests that will make you feel like a real-life warrior, all from the comfort of your own home (or parents’ basement, we don’t judge).

Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you about our player “Po.” They owe us $350 in back rent, but instead of paying up, they’re planning on larping with us next month. Can you believe the audacity? We might have to ban them from leaving the house if they don’t shape up!

But don’t worry, we have plenty of other players who are ready to take on the challenge. Join our server and experience the thrill of larping without the hefty price tag. Plus, who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a real-life drama like “Po.” So come on, join us and let’s larp our way to victory!

BucketListMinecraftSMP

Adventure, attending a music festival, bucket list, BucketListMinecraftSMP, bungee jumping, climbing a mountain, experiencing a traditional Japanese tea ceremony, hiking Machu Picchu, hot air balloon ride, learning a new language, learning to surf, road trip across the country, scuba diving, seeing the Northern Lights, skydiving, starting a business, swimming with dolphins, travel, visiting all seven wonders of the world, volunteering abroad, Writing a book

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9800
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated dance-off with a creeper. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of skeletons. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server also has a special quest system where you can embark on epic adventures to find the fabled diamond-encrusted potato or rescue a group of villagers from a horde of zombie chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most absurd gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll make for a great story).

TwistCraft: The Ultimate Plot Twist

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Gods Slained:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4507
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience plot twists that will make M. Night Shyamalan jealous! Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret dungeons appearing out of nowhere to friendly villagers turning into bloodthirsty zombies. You never know what’s going to happen next, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns. Who needs movies when you can have all the suspense and drama right here in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can unravel the ultimate plot twist that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game!

HouthisCraft: Cruise Missile Mayhem

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
New Chunks Explored:	398096	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crops Grown:	2977
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got russia and iran teaming up to arm houthis with anti-ship cruise missiles. like, who even does that in minecraft?! u can be part of this epic battle and help the houthis take over the server with their advanced weaponry. it’s gonna be lit, fam. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. #minecraftwarfare #russiaviran #houthisrule

Redstone PMS – Autoimmune Zone

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	6591	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

LOL, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz u kno wat? Women whose periods stop early are like the VIP players here! They got dat premature ovarian insufficiency condition and they are more likely to develop diabetes and lupus in the game! It’s like they got superpowers or something, but in a totally wacky and unpredictable way! So come join us and see what crazy autoimmune conditions you can unlock in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft! It’s gonna be a period of fun, I mean period of time, I mean…just come play with us, okay?