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LifeCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, changing mindset, Contentment, counting blessings, finding joy, Gratitude, Happiness, inner peace, LifeCraft, living in the moment, mindfulness, Minecraft, optimism, overcoming challenges, personal growth, perspective, positive thinking, realization, resilience, seeing the good, self reflection, Server, silver lining

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Votes:	7662
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Have you ever been mining away in Minecraft, just minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face? Yeah, that’s the moment you realize life isn’t so bad after all. But hey, why settle for boring old creepers when you can join our server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens armed with diamond swords?

Our server is like no other, with custom-built dungeons filled with treasure, secret underground cities populated by friendly zombies, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Cow, whose milk is said to grant immortality (or at least a really strong stomach).

So why wait? Join our server and discover a whole new world of chaos, adventure, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have exploding llamas and gravity-defying pigs to keep you entertained? Life may be tough, but on our server, at least you can respawn and try again.

NoPornNoCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers all alone? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a thriving community of players who all share one thing in common – a love for Minecraft and a healthy obsession with watching porn!

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and endless laughs as we build, explore, and maybe even sneak in a little NSFW content on the side. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate among our players who also enjoy a good ol’ blocky adventure and some adult entertainment on the side.

So why wait? Come join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun and maybe a few surprises along the way. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft (unless it ends up on our Discord server, of course).

RainyHeatWave Minecraft Server

China, climate, climate change, disaster response, drought, emergency preparedness, environmental issues, extreme weather, Flooding, global warming, heat wave, meteorology, Minecraft, monsoon season, natural disasters, north China, precipitation, Rain, RainyHeatWave, Server, south China, weather, weather patterns

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got rain for days in the south and a heat wave in the north! It’s like living in China but without the pollution and with way more creepers.

Build your own Great Wall of China to keep out the mobs, or create a panda sanctuary to protect those adorable little guys from the heat.

Join us for some crazy adventures and see if you can survive the unpredictable weather patterns. Who needs real life when you can have all this chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get building, fam!

ModiCraft: Spygate Down Under

accusations, Allies, Australia, controversy, extremism, far-right ideology, foreign policy, global politics, government interference, human rights violations, Indian government, international relations, ModiCraft, Narendra Modi, Politics, Propaganda, Sikh community, Sikh critics, silencing, spygate, Spying, Surveillance

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

LOL come join this epic Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Narendra Modi’s ego! We got spies, we got Sikhs, we got far-right ideologies flying around like chickens on a trampoline! It’s a wild ride, mate! So hop on and let’s see who can outbuild the Indian government’s surveillance skills! Don’t worry, we’ll keep it all in good fun… maybe.

HeartburnCraft: Where you can watch your builds go up in flame! Java 1.20.2, no resets, griefing, economy, avg. 15 online

1.20.2, Auctions, Avg, Block logging, Builds, dedicated server, Difficulty Hard, Economy, Flame, Griefing, Hate Speech, HeartburnCraft, Inventory rollback, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, watch

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Towns Built:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182	Runes Activated:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Details
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Server Features	No server resets No pay-to-win perks Resource worlds Live map available Zero tolerance for hate speech Pet system Land claiming mcMMO Active economy system Marriage plugin Leaderboards
Technical Information	Server machine: Ryzen 5 5800X Server location: Virginia Runs on Purpur Block logging with CoreProtect /pl command available Difficulty: Hard Main world size: 90,000×90,000
Links	Website Discord Rules IP: play.hearthcraft.net Statistics

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on HearthCraft.
Are there pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win perks available on the server.
Is there a world reset on the server?	No, the server will never reset its world.
How can I claim land on the server?	You can use the land claiming feature available on HearthCraft.
What is the server difficulty?	The server difficulty is set to Hard.
Can I teleport randomly on the server?	Yes, you can use the /wild command for random teleportation.

DadCraft Minecraft Server

black man, bros, Dad Joke, DadCraft, EATING GOOD, Father’s Day, Minecraft, politically relevant, praise, Server, sky snake, SOL BASED, unrelated

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Holy Grails Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by the ultimate dad joke master. Get ready to LOL your way through epic battles and hilarious quests.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the completely unrelated SOL.BASED BLACK MAN, who always keeps things politically relevant. Who knew Minecraft could be so woke?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary sky snake feasts. That’s right, we eat good on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way to victory. Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

anger, AUTHORITY, Campaign, Candidate, ChudCraft, chuds, consequences, control, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, leadership qualities, Minecraft, next president, policy, Politics, power, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, society, Voting

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5190
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because on our server, your next president is a chud who you better not anger! Why, you ask? Because he’s a Minecraft pro who will ban you faster than you can say “creeper.” But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…we think. Join our server for a wild ride of crazy antics, epic battles, and a chance to see just how far you can push your luck with our chud president. Who knows, you might even become his right-hand player! So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the president rules with an iron fist…or should we say, diamond pickaxe?

CreeperCustody Minecraft Server

50/50 custody, Alberta, Canada, co parenting, CreeperCustody, custody, Decision making, Father, flexibility, Girlfriend, impact on kids, income difference, Kids, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, Oregon, partner, Schedule, security guard, Server, shared custody, stipend, travel

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring custody battles and mundane parenting schedules? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama and adventure!

Imagine a world where your ex’s new girlfriend lives in Canada and he’s jet-setting off every other month, leaving you to pick up the parenting slack. Will you stand your ground and refuse to adjust the custody calendar, or will you cave under the pressure of 50-50 custody?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of virtual custody battles and outrageous demands as you navigate the complexities of co-parenting in a digital world. Will you be the ultimate co-parenting champion, or will you crumble under the weight of responsibility?

Join now for a chance to win exclusive in-game prizes and bragging rights as the most outrageous co-parent in the Minecraft universe! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Dad’sAP-FreeZone

coping with betrayal, DadsAPFreeZone, emotional boundaries, Emotional healing, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Events, family loyalty, family trauma, father daughter relationship, father’s absence, father’s affair, father’s betrayal, forgiveness, loyalty to mother, parental abandonment, reconciliation, sibling relationships, step-grandparent, stepfamily, stepmother

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Imagine a world where your dad leaves you for his secret family, only to come back years later expecting everything to be hunky-dory. Will you reconcile with him like your sister, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic battles between siblings over father’s day dinners and heated debates over who gets to call the AP “nana”. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker in this family feud?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate test of loyalty, forgiveness, and building relationships brick by brick. Who needs diamonds when you have family drama to mine through? Let’s craft some memories together!

SafeHavenMC Server

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense capabilities, diplomatic immunity, geopolitical analysis, global conflict, international relations, military strength, national security, neutral territory, nuclear warfare, Peacekeeping, political stability, Refugee Crisis, safe haven, SafeHavenMC, safest country, Safety, Server, strategic location, war preparedness, World War III

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3025
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will prepare you for the apocalypse? Look no further than our server! We have built a replica of every country in the world so you can choose the safest one in case World War III breaks out. Want to hide out in a cozy cottage in Switzerland or bunker down in a castle in Germany? The choice is yours! Join now and start strategizing for the end of the world – because who needs real life safety when you have Minecraft?