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CraftyHobbyist – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Potions Brewed:	95
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

One hobby everyone should have is joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that the base was built by a group of flying pigs who were actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon. So, if you want to uncover hidden treasures and uncover the truth about the flying pig conspiracy, join our Minecraft SMP today!

BlockyPeepingToms

apartment living, awkward encounters, BlockyPeepingToms, City Living, close quarters, common occurrences, community living, high rise apartments, living arrangements, naked sightings, neighbors, nosy neighbors, nudity, personal boundaries, privacy, residential buildings, shared walls, social norms, urban living, voyeurism, window views

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of living in a high rise apartment and not getting any juicy gossip about your neighbors? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll have a front row seat to all the naked shenanigans happening in the virtual world! Join us for a chance to spy on your blocky neighbors as they prance around in their pixelated birthday suits. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with all the scandalous sights and sounds of a virtual high rise community? Join now for a peek into the wild world of Minecraft voyeurism!

BarnierCraft: Prime Minister Edition

administration, appoints, BarnierCraft, Brexit negotiations, cabinet, current events, Decision making, Diplomacy, Edition, european union, France, French politics, Government, government officials, international relations, leadership, Macron, Michel Barnier, Minister, News, policy, political appointment, Prime, prime minister

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

so, like, u kno this server is like totally lit cuz we got Macron appointing Michel Barnier as prime minister, like what even is that? it’s like a total wacky adventure up in here. u gotta join this server if u wanna see some crazy stuff go down. Michel Barnier be building houses and slaying dragons like it’s nobody’s business. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. trust me, u won’t regret it.

What is the IP for FuriousFade Minecraft Server?

furiousfade, gd, glock, gta 5 rp, HHP, Minecraft, newleaf, Newleaf city, serious rp, Server, server furiousfade, Switch

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8020
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

FuriousFade is a talented artist known for creating dynamic and vibrant works of art in a variety of mediums. Their unique style incorporates bold colors, abstract shapes, and fluid lines to capture the energy and emotion of the world around them. With a growing following on social media, FuriousFade continues to push the boundaries of their creativity and inspire others with their innovative approach to art.

Coffee Makes Me Shit Minecraft Server

bathroom break, Bowel Movements, Caffeine, Cappuccino, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee benefits, coffee buzz, coffee drinker, coffee lover, coffee time, Digestive health, Espresso, gastrointestinal, java, latte, Minecraft, morning ritual, morning routine, Poop, regularity, Server, Shit

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee flows like water and the poop jokes never end! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive mining adventures and hilarious bathroom breaks. Our server is perfect for all you caffeine addicts out there who love to build, mine, and poop in peace. So come on, join us and let’s see who can build the biggest toilet in all of Minecraft!

It’s Russia, OK? Minecraft SMP

cyber warfare, digital propaganda, Disinformation, election interference, fake narratives, fake news, foreign influence, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, Kremlin, Minecraft, Misinformation, online influence, political manipulation, Propaganda, putin, russia, Russian government, russian trolls, smp, social media manipulation

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Star Shards Collected:	191
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and of course, Russia misinformation!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story! Where else can you experience that kind of craziness?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild adventure filled with Russia misinformation and endless laughter! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

GiftsGoneWild Minecraft Server

advice, appreciation, biological father, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, DNA kit, family, Father, Frustration, Gifts, GiftsGoneWild, Honesty, in-laws, Minecraft, Mother, relationships, Resentment, Secrets, Server, Understanding

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8661	Emeralds Found:	315
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we solve family mysteries in the most bizarre way possible! Join us and receive a free DNA kit every year for your birthday and Christmas, just like one of our players who has been trying to figure out who their real dad is for the past 5 years!

But wait, there’s a twist – this player has not one, not two, but THREE potential fathers, including a guy their mom dated, his engaged brother, and his married father! It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Join us as we navigate through family drama, awkward conversations, and the ultimate quest to uncover the truth. Who needs treasure hunts when you have paternity tests to take? So come on, join our server and let’s uncover some family secrets together! Remember, it’s not about the diamonds, it’s about the DNA kits!

BabyNameDramaCraft

advice, Argument, Baby name, BabyNameDramaCraft, Boundaries, Communication, comparison, Conflict, DAUGHTER, daughter’s name, dead girl, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Grief, mother-in-law, overreaction, relationships, sensitivity, Son

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9514
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Votes:	6402
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family feuds are left at the door! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the complicated history of a 25F and her 27M husband.

On this server, you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can name your baby girl whatever you want without any interference from mother-in-laws who have a strange obsession with a friend who passed away.

Build your own virtual family and choose names for your children without the fear of being compared to someone who isn’t even alive. And if things get too heated, just take a break at your friend’s virtual house until you’re ready to confront the situation.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual friend named Annie who won’t cause any family feuds!

Hate2LoveMinecraftSMP

acquired taste, changed mind, changed opinions, converted dislikes, couldn’t live without, Hate2LoveMinecraftSMP, HATED, must haves, new experiences, newfound obsessions, now essential, now love, once detested, previously disliked, surprising delights, surprising favorites, surprising treasures, tried, unexpected joys, unexpected love, unexpected pleasures

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magic Items Found:	3966	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle zombie chickens, and build a house out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to our server like a creeper to TNT.

CelebMysteryCraft

CelebMysteryCraft, celebrity death, celebrity mysteries, Conspiracy, Enigma, enigmatic celebrities, Intrigue, investigation, Mysterious, mysterious circumstances, mysterious deaths, perplexing, puzzling, puzzling deaths, speculation, theories, unexplained, unresolved, unsolved

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	989	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427
Towns Built:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Are you tired of pondering over mysterious celebrity deaths? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally put those thoughts to rest and focus on building epic structures instead! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you escape the conspiracy theories and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind those puzzling celebrity passings while mining for diamonds! So come on, join us and say goodbye to the mysteries – unless you want to build a shrine for your favorite fallen star, that’s cool too.