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HangryCraft SMP

Appetite, biological urges, bodily needs, control, cravings, Endurance, HangryCraft, horny, human experience, Hunger, patience, persistence, physical sensations, primal instincts, Release, Relief, satisfaction, self-discipline, sexual desire, sexual frustration, smp, Waiting

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4793
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where hunger is just a temporary inconvenience but horniness is a never-ending saga! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of…release. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of trying to build a house while also trying to, uh, build something else. So come on, join us and let’s see who can survive the longest without giving in to their primal urges. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

BabyRage Minecraft Server

AITAH, apartment, BabyRage, Boyfriend, college student, compromise, family, Generosity, living situation, middle of the night, Minecraft, nursing school, Pregnancy, refusing to help, rush to move out, Schedule, Server, sharing bedroom, sister’s baby, smaller house, support system, taken advantage of

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4047
Runes Activated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	227052
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of sharing a bedroom with your sister who just had a baby and expects you to wake up at 1am to feed and change it? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of real life with our virtual world where babies don’t cry and you can sleep peacefully in your own virtual bedroom.

Our server offers a unique experience where you can build your dream home without any unwanted roommates or crying babies. No more getting kicked out of your own room or losing sleep because someone else made questionable life choices.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can finally have some peace and quiet. Plus, who needs real life responsibilities when you can have endless fun in our Minecraft server? Join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and annoying siblings!

DespAttentionMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention seeking tendencies, DespAttentionMinecraftSMP, desperate actions, desperate for affection, desperate for approval, desperate for attention, desperate for love, desperate for recognition, desperate for validation, desperate measures, seeking attention, seeking validation, worst behavior

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2308	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of being a nobody in the Minecraft world? Do you crave the spotlight and want to be the center of attention? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for attention seekers like you!

Join our server and become the ultimate drama queen or king. Start fake feuds with other players, spread wild rumors about secret treasure hunts, or even fake your own death for some extra sympathy points. The possibilities are endless when it comes to seeking attention on our server.

But be warned, the competition for attention is fierce. You’ll have to outdo your fellow players with even crazier stunts and antics to truly stand out. So, if you’re ready to do whatever it takes to be the center of attention, join our Minecraft SMP today and let the drama begin!

GiftCrafters

amazing gift, best gift, best present, cherished gift, favorite gift, gift from the heart, GiftCrafters, handmade gift, heartfelt gift, meaningful gift, memorable gift, most treasured gift, perfect gift, personal gift, special gift, Surprise gift, thoughtful gift, treasured gift, unforgettable gift, unique gift, valuable gift

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Void Gems Collected:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Have you ever received a gift so epic that it made you want to build a monument to it in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we give out gifts so amazing that you’ll be building shrines to them in no time! From diamond armor to enchanted weapons, our loot crates are filled with goodies that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magical egg that can spawn any mob you desire. Just imagine the chaos you could unleash with an army of creepers at your command!

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds and a note from Notch himself, congratulating you on your epic loot. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed. See you in the game!

LiarCraft Minecraft Server

2026, Accountability, global legislation, government transparency, Honesty, illegal, Labour administration, legislation, LiarCraft, lying in politics, Minecraft, pioneering, political deception, political ethics., political honesty, political integrity, political reform, public trust, Senedd elections, Server, truth in politics, truthfulness, Welsh government

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	828420
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only lying allowed is when you tell your friends you totally didn’t steal their diamonds! we’re like the welsh government but way cooler because we actually follow through on our promises. our legislation is so groundbreaking, even herobrine is shaking in his pixelated boots. join us before the next senedd elections in 2026 and experience the thrill of a truly honest and transparent minecraft community. plus, we have free cake every friday! don’t miss out, join now!

CraftyAirportFun

airport incident, airport security, altercation, assault, assault victim, cctv footage, CraftyAirportFun, excessive force, GMP officer, head injury, investigation, law enforcement, Manchester Airport, Manchester news, Manchester police, Police Brutality, Public Safety, security footage, Video, violent scenes, viral video

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Potions Brewed:	83	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1073

come join our minecraft server where we reenact this epic airport brawl every day! watch as players kick each other in the head just like in the video! gmp officers are here to keep the peace and make sure everyone has a good time! join now for a wild and crazy experience you won’t find anywhere else!

NeverSayNeverCraft

Attitudes, Behavior, Beliefs, Cliches, Communication, contradiction, Expressions, habits, irony, Language, mindset, never say never, NeverSayNeverCraft, people, perspective, phrases, Repetition, Saying, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, wisdom, Words

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	73	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to be in minecraft, like ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret.

first of all, we have unicorns. yes, you heard that right. unicorns. and not just any unicorns, but ones that can fly and shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes. how cool is that?

secondly, we have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, because there are also giant spiders down there that will try to eat you. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, that’s right. a freakin’ dragon.

so, if you’re looking for a place where you can ride unicorns, battle giant spiders, and fly on a dragon, then this is the server for you. join now and let the adventure begin!

BarkCraft: Methane-Free Zone!

air pollution, atmosphere, BarkCraft, carbon cycle, carbon sequestration, carbon storage, climate change, climate solutions, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, Environmental Protection, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gas, methane, MethaneFree, Natural solutions, Nature-based solutions, research, study, sustainable solutions, tree bark, Zone

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

so like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and BAM, u find out that tree bark is like, saving the planet from global warming and stuff. like, who knew that those pixelated trees were the real MVPs, amirite? come join us and help save the world, one block at a time. plus, we have like, talking cows and flying pigs. it’s a real party up in here. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make minecraft great again!

GangyGangy

building, Community, community-driven, Creative, Explore, Feedback, Fun, Gaming, GangyGangy, Improvement, Interactive, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Open, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

This server is brand new and open to everyone. Any amount of feedback would be apperciated for improvement towards the server. Thank you!

gangygangy.apexmc.co:25912

V For Vanilla – Where the only thing sweeter than the game is our puns! 1.21 update, No Map Resets!

authentic vanilla, Cheating, Community, dedicated hosting, DOXING, Finland server, Game, Griefing, international players, java server, Map, non-moderated chat, Puns, PvP, Raiding, Resets, semi anarchy, smp server, Spawn area, sweeter, TNT bombers, true vanilla experience, unaltered gameplay, update, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
New Chunks Explored:	192446	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.21

Brief Overview:

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands. We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us. We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M

No Map Resets

Random, unprotected spawn area

No TPA or Sethome

No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)

Chat isn’t strictly moderated

Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Can I use mods on the server?

No, we aim to keep the gameplay experience vanilla without any mods or plugins.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, players are allowed to engage in PvP and griefing is also allowed.

Are there any restrictions on building structures?

Players are free to build wherever they like within the world border, there are no specific restrictions on building structures.

Is there a way to protect my items or base?

There are no specific protection plugins on the server, so players must rely on their skills to protect their items and bases.

Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, you are welcome to invite friends to join the server and experience the vanilla gameplay with you.