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BlockPartySizeSecrets

aita, alcohol influence, anger, Apology, BlockPartySizeSecrets, body image, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, girl talk, girlfriend’s friends, Insecurities, kicking out, overreacting, privacy, relationship boundaries, Respect, self esteem, size betrayal, Trust

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Animals Bred:	124
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	33
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

best day ever, cherished memories, defining moments, greatest day, happiest day, Happiness, joyous occasions, life changing, life highlights, LifesBestDay, memorable moments, milestone, Minecraft, peak experiences, peak moments, peak of happiness, personal achievements, significant events, smp, special occasions, treasured memories, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable milestones

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!

BlockyGrinCraft

always smiling, BlockyGrinCraft, bright side, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is contagious, happiness is key, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, keep smiling, Laughter, never stop smiling, never-ending smiles, positive energy, positivity, smile forever, smiling is infectious, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Void Gems Collected:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!

LimoCraft Minecraft Server

black limo, controversial, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, high-profile, illegal, international relations, iran, LimoCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nuclear deal, Politics, putin, russian president, sanctions, Secret meeting, SECURITY, Server, summit, surprise meeting, unexpected arrival, world leaders

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where putin drives around in a black limo in iran for a surprise summit! u can build ur own limo and race against putin, who is secretly a minecraft pro! he will challenge u to build the most outrageous structures and if u win, he will give u a secret code to unlock a special hidden world where u can mine diamonds for days! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! #putinlimo #minecraftmadness

CraftyClimateCrisis

#sustainability, 1.5C, carbon footprint, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate mitigation, climate models, climate policy, CraftyClimateCrisis, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, irreversible, Overshooting, Risks, study, temperature rise

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5405
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

lol so like, u know how everyone is like freaking out about climate change and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about overshooting that 1.5C limit and causing some serious irreversible climate impact! join us for some crazy weather patterns, like raining lava and snowing fireballs! who needs a stable environment anyway? come on, you know you wanna see the world burn (literally)! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your world domination. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come join us and let’s destroy the planet together! #climatechangeisntreal #apocalypseparty

Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun

alternative energy, carbon dioxide reduction, carbon emissions, clean air, clean technology, climate change, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy efficiency, energy innovation, environmental impact, Fun, green energy, green technology, Green.., Haven, Hydrogen, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen generation, pollution reduction, renewable energy, renewable resources, Sustainable development, sustainable energy

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46

join dis epic minecraft server where we generate hydrogen like it’s nobody’s business. we got rid of all da carbon dioxide so now we can breathe easy and party hard. come build your own hydrogen-powered castle and rule over the land like a green energy king. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you want? come join us and let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Czechoslovakia Minecraft Server

autism, awkward moments, cold war, cultural references, czechoslovakia, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European countries, european history, former nations, geography, History, international boundaries, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nostalgia, Political Correctness, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, soviet union, Stare

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as outdated as the idea of Czechoslovakia still being a thing? Well, look no further because our server is as fresh and exciting as a llama wearing a top hat! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, just to spice things up. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, BDSM, cybersex, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, exhibitionism, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetishes, Group Chat, jerk off, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, sexting, smp, stepping stone, Submission, taboo, Talky, voyeurism

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5293
New Chunks Explored:	693694	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we encourage players to post their weirdest fetishes in the chat while simultaneously jerking off in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.

So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?

Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

BroBroCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BroBroCraft, brother, Clients, compensation, computer repair business, Dilemma, dream, family favor, Guilt, Help, inconsiderate, Minecraft, Pay, reddit, Routine, Server, Small Business, stable job, Support, Time management, Upset, valuable time

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Emeralds Found:	3819	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers where you don’t get anything in return for your hard work? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in rewarding our players for their time and effort!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer

BrotherlyLoveCraft

BETRAYAL, brother, BrotherlyLoveCraft, Communication, Copying, emotions, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, family, feelings, Girlfriend, Jealousy, Marriage, misunderstandings, nagging, planned, Proposal, relationships, sibling rivalry, Timing, Upset

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of your little brother stealing your thunder? Do you want to propose to your girlfriend without feeling like a copycat? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where proposals are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be proposing is building the most epic structures with your friends. No more worrying about who proposed first, because on our server, every block you place is a declaration of love (for Minecraft, of course).

Don’t let sibling rivalry get in the way of your crafting dreams. Join our server today and show your brother who the real Minecraft master is! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, right?