DelusionalCraft

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, concern, Confrontation, crazy, Delusional, DelusionalCraft, Friend, friendship, justification, local artist, love, musician, Obsession, purpose, reaction, Scary, Support, Unhealthy

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a purpose in life? Look no further than our server! Just like how this local musician gave my friend his purpose, our server will do the same for you.

Join us and experience transcendental performances by our virtual artists, who will make you question what love really is. Our server is so amazing that you’ll compare it to your real life and wonder “What does reality have that this server doesn’t?”

Interact with our virtual spouses (yes, you read that right) and experience love like never before. You’ll be in love with our server in no time, even if you’ve never interacted with it outside of being a player.

Go to great lengths to be a part of our server community, even if it means spending all your resources just to get our attention. You’ll find your purpose in our server, just like my friend found his in that local musician.

So come join us and experience the crazy, delusional, and downright outrageous fun that awaits you. And remember, no matter how obsessed you become with our server, don’t forget to take breaks for real life events like funerals. See you in the game!

CertifiedMinecraftSMPPlayer

absolute certainty, Assurance, BELIEF, Certainty, CertifiedMinecraftSMPPlayer, Confidence, conviction, deep knowing, FAITH, firm belief, gut feeling, Instinct, intuition, personal truth, Resolute, Steadfast, unshakable conviction, Unshakeable, unswerving, unwavering, unwavering faith

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you sure that joining our Minecraft SMP will bring you eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds? Well, we can’t prove it, but we’re 100% sure it’s true! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and players ride around on llamas wearing top hats.

Join us for epic battles against a secret society of evil chickens plotting to take over the server with their mind-controlling clucks. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner infinite luck and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking parrots who give out valuable advice on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

CreeperCrafters: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

Adventure, blocky, console, CreeperCrafters, Game, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming experience, gaming recommendation, Hidden Gem, must play, Overlooked, overlooked game, PS5, Recommendation, top game, try, Ultimate, Underrated, underrated game, underrated gem, video game, why, Worth Playing?

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Items Found:	6320	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1426
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Emeralds Found:	8299

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and pixelated cows? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience you never knew you needed!

Join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world filled with flying pigs, talking trees, and dancing creepers. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him).

But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, and “Zombie Disco” where you have to out-dance the undead to survive.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server…just saying).

RedHandCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, RedHandCraft, Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	5752
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Farms Harvested:	854

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! we got pigs that fly, chickens that dance, and cows that tell jokes! but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by aliens who crash landed on earth and are using minecraft to communicate with their home planet. join us and help them build a spaceship to get back home! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure? come join the fun and uncover the mysteries of our wacky world!

BorderBattleCraft

aggression, border incursion, BorderBattleCraft, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, displacement, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, evacuation, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, political tension, Refugees, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7083
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Villages Defended:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of russia battling ukrainian border incursion for the 2nd day!! why deal with real life drama when u can build ur own world of blocks and creepers?? plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any real life conflicts. trust us, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!! join now before putin tries to take over our server too 😂🤣 #minecraft #russia #ukraine #craziness

Drive2SaveEVs

#sustainability, car ownership, carbon emissions, cost analysis, cost comparison, Drive2SaveEVs, driving distance, electric car benefits, Electric Vehicle, energy efficiency, environmental impact, fuel costs, fuel efficiency, gas vehicle, long term savings, money savings, renewable energy, study, Transportation, vehicle lifespan, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	745720
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Emeralds Found:	8120	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

so, like, u know how u gotta drive ur car far and stuff? well, on this server, the farther u drive, the more diamonds u get! like, u can trade them for cool stuff and be the richest player ever!

also, the longer u own ur car, the more powerful it becomes in the game. like, it can fly and shoot lasers and stuff. it’s totally epic, bro.

join this server and become the ultimate car-driving, diamond-collecting, laser-shooting master! it’s gonna be lit, fam.

2b2r/2Beta2Release: Where the chaos is real and the fight for survival is even more real!

2b2r2Beta2Release, Allowed, Anarchy, b1.3_01, blow up, Chaos, discord server, Discussing, Duping, Fight, macrochasm, Mind, original seed, real, Screenshots, Survival, trollery, Updating, Versions

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

2b2r (2Beta2Release)

2b2r (2Beta2Release)!

2b2r is a macrochasm-like b1.3_01 anarchy server. so it means, that the server will be updating trough the versions. One of the main cool things here, is that the server uses 2b2t’s original seed! it will either constantly, or update every month to a newer version! duping is allowed, and pretty much everything too.

do anything! blow up everything! do anything your mind thinks of!

https://discord.gg/TMhzwCXpxK is the discord server for discussing, showing screenshots, about 2b2r! I hope you enjoy the trollery!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is duping allowed on the server?	Yes, duping is allowed on 2b2r.
Are there any rules on the server?	2b2r is an anarchy server, there are no rules except for no cheating clients.
Can I grief and raid other players?	Yes, you are free to do anything you want on the server, including griefing and raiding.
How often does the server update to a new version?	The server may update constantly or every month to a newer version.

PixelParadise Minecraft Server

fuck you, long tail tags, loved it, Minecraft, PixelParadise, Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mines Excavated:	2455
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for the chance to ride on a pig while shooting arrows at creepers, or participate in our legendary chicken jousting tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Witness his epic moves while dodging fireballs and trying to steal his treasure!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Yagoo’s Target Practice Minecraft SMP

“SHOOT YA GOO”, “SHOOT YAGOO”, accent, Communication, confusion, Conversation, dialect, dialogue, funny, humor, Interpretation, Language, linguistics, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, phonetics, Practice, pronunciation, smp, Speech, Target, Words, Yagoos

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Ever wondered what would happen if you misheard a simple command and chaos ensued? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally starting a war over a misunderstood phrase. Who knew that saying “SHOOT YAGOO” instead of “SHOOT YA GOO” could lead to an epic battle for the ages? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy world of blocky adventures.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some hilarious misunderstandings, epic pranks, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining. Who knows what kind of madness will unfold next on our server? One thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is waiting for you here. See you in the game, and remember, always listen carefully to avoid starting an accidental war!

SurgicallySecret30+

Argument, cold shoulder, Communication, Disclosure, emotions, family, Honesty, medical history, misunderstanding, past, personal information, privacy, relationship, resolution, Secrets, surgery, SurgicallySecret30, Trust, umbilical hernia, Wife

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	181	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Enchantments Applied:	286	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mines Excavated:	2706
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with hidden secrets and treasures. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even players with umbilical hernias are welcome! Yes, you heard that right. We embrace all kinds of players, no matter what kind of bulge or lump you may have.

Imagine the fun of building your own virtual world while sharing insane stories with other players. Who knows, you might even find some old baby pictures hidden in a virtual end table! And don’t worry about your medical history, because on our server, we only care about having a good time.

So come on, join us and let’s create unforgettable memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need in the virtual world? See you in the game!

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