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Minecraft SMP: Cole, Cole, He’s Here! – The Legendary Llama Lord

BROUGHT BACK UP, Cole, HE’S HERE, Help, Hes, kamala, Legendary, Llama, Lord, Minecraft, Pat, save democracy, smp, TIM WALZ

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9132	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have COLE, COLE, HE’S HERE! That’s right, Cole is a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see Kamala summoning backup with her magical powers. But watch out, because Tim Walz is also on the server, ready to help Kamala save democracy from the evil forces of griefers and hackers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever!

BathroomLineBoss Minecraft Server

aita, Attention, bathroom line, BathroomLineBoss, brother, Dirty Looks, emergency, farmers market, Friends, ignore, local ], men’s restroom, Minecraft, mom, park, Server, Siblings, skipping line, Small children, squeezing past, stall, thank you, weak bladder

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	774
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3670
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of weak bladders? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those moments when you just can’t hold it in any longer. Join us and experience the thrill of racing against time to find a bathroom before disaster strikes!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles between moms and their sneaky children trying to cut in line at the farmers market. Will you be the hero who stands up to their shenanigans, or will you join forces with them to skip ahead and cause chaos?

And don’t worry about dirty looks from other players – we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, with friends taking sides and alliances forming over bathroom etiquette. So come join us on this wild ride of bladder emergencies and line-cutting mayhem – you won’t regret it!

BlanketBanditCraft

abandonment, blanket, BlanketBanditCraft, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional attachment, emotional response, Empathy, family, Girlfriend, guilt tripping, judgment, Manipulation, misunderstanding, parents, reconciliation, relationships, Respect

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

Reasons to join: 1. We have a secret blanket quest where you must find the legendary blanket of sleepiness to unlock special powers. 2. Build your own virtual train station and take a taxi to explore the vast world of our server. 3. Experience the thrill of throwing things into your virtual bag when things don’t go your way. 4. Impress your virtual parents by completing challenging tasks and quests. 5. Discover the true meaning of love and blankets in our server filled with surprises and drama.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziness of our Minecraft world!

SmileCraft SMP

cute animals, family, Friends, Funny Moments, good memories, Gratitude, Happiness, humor, inner peace, jokes, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, positive emotions, small gestures, smilecraft, smp, special moments, success, sunny days, Surprises

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Buildings Constructed:	17
Love Letters Sent:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite memes, and participating in epic prank wars that will go down in Minecraft history.

We have a community of players who are as crazy as you are, from a player who built an entire city out of cake to another who turned their house into a giant lava disco party. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt and give you stories to tell for years to come, then come join us! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known for your epic builds and hilarious antics. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CrashCraft: Market Mayhem

Crashcraft, economic collapse, financial market, housing market, long tail tags, market, market bubble, market correction, market crash, market crash impact, market crash prediction, market decline, market disaster, market downfall, market downturn, market failure, market instability, market meltdown, market recession, market turmoil, market volatility, MAYHEM, stock market

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	78	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	4391	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience the thrill of crashing markets in a virtual world? Look no further! Join our server and become a virtual stock market tycoon! Buy low, sell high, and watch the chaos unfold as you manipulate the market in your favor. Who needs diamonds when you can have stocks? Join now and start your journey to financial domination in the most hilarious way possible!

NepalCraft Server: Trans Woman Wins!

court ruling, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Gender Identity, Gender Identity Recognition, gender recognition, HUMAN RIGHTS, legal decision, legal rights, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Nepal, nepal news, NepalCraft, rules, Server, social justice, SUPREME COURT, Trans, trans woman, transgender rights, Wins, WOMAN

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Love Letters Sent:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

come join our epic minecraft server where the supreme court is ruled by trans women who are actually women! build your own rainbow castle and ride unicorns into battle against evil villagers who just don’t get it. we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, plus a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to bust a move. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most fabulous minecraft server in the universe!

DroneCraft: Hezbollah vs Israel

Conflict, drone attacks, drone technology, drone warfare, DroneCraft, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah aggression, Hezbollah military capabilities, Hezbollah strategy, Hezbollah threats, Hezbollah warning, Hezbollah-Israel conflict, Israel, Israeli defense, Israeli retaliation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, regional instability, SECURITY, Terrorism

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Yo, so like, this server is so lit, even Hezbollah is getting in on the action! They be launching drone attacks on Israel, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, they promised more crazy stuff to come, like creeper armies and diamond rain! Join now for a wild ride and see if you can survive the chaos! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

WaifuCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, anti-semitism, conspiracy theories, culture, DATING, fear, Gender Roles, internet culture, Jews, love, Marriage, Men, Minecraft, Otaku, relationships, Server, social commentary, society, Stereotypes, trends, WaifuCraft, waifus, Women

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mines Excavated:	2928	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	136
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crops Grown:	5531
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Farms Harvested:	240
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of being left for a waifu? Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual harem of your own! The jews are trembling in fear at the thought of you finding true love with your blocky beauty. Join now and show them who’s boss in the world of pixelated relationships!

Minecraft SMP: PEDS Affecting the Pixels of American Athletes

Abuse, accusations, affecting, American, American athletes, athletes, Cheating, Competition, consequences, controversy, Doping, drug testing, Ethics, face, Integrity, Minecraft, nation, peds, performance-enhancing drugs, pixels, professional sports, scandal, smp, sports

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Star Shards Collected:	190
Towns Built:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Divine Spears Created:	29	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Crops Grown:	7224	New Chunks Explored:	760714
Holy Grails Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where accusations fly like Ender Pearls and drama is always brewing.

We’ve got players accusing entire nations of using peds, only to find out they’re the ped abuser themselves! It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, alliances, and questionable ethics. Who knows, you might just become the next scandalous headline on our server!

BuffetBanditCraft

Apology, buffet etiquette, BuffetBanditCraft, class differences, cultural norms, Friendship Dynamics, group dynamics, Guilt, high school friends, judgmental behavior, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, peer pressure, privileged background, reconnecting, self reflection, social cues, social expectations, social interactions, upscale dining, wealthy friends

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t even scoop your minestrone in peace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your buffet etiquette needs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally grabbing too many vegetables instead of soup, only to be judged by your friends for your poor etiquette skills. But don’t worry, our community is here to support you and reassure you that it’s okay to pick and choose at a buffet – even if your friend Brenna thinks otherwise.

Experience the drama, the banter, and the minestrone mishaps on our server like never before. Who knew scooping soup could cause such chaos? So come join us and let’s scoop our way to victory together!