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PreggoPurgeCraft

ah, Bipolar, Cheating, children, college, custody, Diagnosis, Eviction, ex gf, family, Friends, half-sibling, Help, MONEY, ppd, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnant, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Therapy

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this guy’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of evictions, cheating scandals, and paternity tests!

Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?

Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!

ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP

10. Abuse, 11. Lies, 12. Betrayal, 13. Lack of trust, 14. Lack of empathy, 15. Incompatibility, 16. Lack of effort, 17. Disloyalty, 18. Selfishness, 19. Lack of communication, 2. Emotional manipulation, 20. Insecurity., 3. cheating, 4. Gaslighting, 5. Lack of respect, 6. Controlling behavior, 7. Infidelity, 8. Disrespectful communication, 9. Neglect, ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP, toxic behavior

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with exes who make you want to rage-quit IRL? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any ex drama! Trust us, there’s no room for heartbreak when you’re too busy fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend in this world, not some loser who can’t even remember your birthday. So come join us and leave your ex in the virtual dust where they belong!

CraftyCraze: Build, Explore, Survive!

Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, backpacking, bucket list, BUILD, bungee jumping, camping, CraftyCraze, Explore, Exploring, Hiking, hot air ballooning, mountain biking, Parasailing, rock climbing, scuba diving, skydiving, snorkeling, Surfing, SURVIVE, thrill-seeking, travel, white water rafting, zip lining

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	645

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond helmet falls off!

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

arabic, Arabic spokesperson, Communication, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Havoc, hezbollah, idf, imminent action, Israel, lebanese, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military operation, Minecraft, regional tensions, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, threat, Warning

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4210	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4171
Towns Built:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down hezbollah with our epic building skills and diamond swords. the idf arabic spokesperson is leading the charge and warning all lebanese players to join us or face the consequences. build your own fortress and defend against the evil hezbollah mobs. join now for a wild ride full of explosions and epic battles. let’s show hezbollah who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.

Gold Rush Gals Hide ‘n’ Seek

Airport arrests, airport security, Airport smuggling, Body cavity smuggling, Body concealment, Contraband, criminal activity, Female criminals, gals, GOLD, gold bars, Gold smuggling, Hidden in bodies, Hide, illegal activities, Illegal possessions, Illegal transportation, illegal-trade, law enforcement, precious metals, Rush, security checks, Seek, Smuggling operation, Women smugglers

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the craziest things happen like six women getting caught at the airport smuggling 84 gold bars hidden in their bodies! like who even does that?! we promise you won’t find any gold bars hidden in bodies on our server but you will find a ton of fun and chaos! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Blocky HR Fun Land

blocky, employee engagement, employee relations, Fun, HR, hr department, HR duties, HR functions, HR practices, HR professionals, HR responsibilities, HR role, HR services, HR strategies, hr team, Human Capital, human Resources, Land, organizational development, people management, talent management, workforce management, workplace culture

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Votes:	5538	Emeralds Found:	7479

So, like, listen up gamers! if u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server in the whole universe, then u gotta come to our server! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.

And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).

So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Arctic Ozone Measured at Highest Level Since 1979 Frosty Skyblock Empire

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got penguins riding polar bears, bro! And the igloos are made of diamond blocks, like whaaat?!

But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.

And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream, without hacks or resets! EU server 1.20 with semi-anarchy fun.

Active players, Allies, betray, Chaos, cream, discord community, escape spawn, Escaping Spawn, Factions, Fun, Griefing, Hacks, Ip:, map size, meets, nether roof, No Duping, No hacking, PvP, Raiding, Resets, semi anarchy, Semianarchy, Server, Simply, starter base, Survival, Vanilla, Website, World Borders, youtube video

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	422168	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Overview	Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since	2019
Discord Community	Strong and active
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Server IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Website	Visit our website
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ

What is Simply Vanilla?

Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.

Can I escape spawn?

Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!

Are there any rules?

The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.

‘They Tried’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got players attempting the impossible and failing hilariously. Watch as they try to build a house out of TNT or ride a pig off a cliff – it’s pure comedy gold! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Who needs to actually succeed when you can fail so spectacularly? Join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

The Silent Hill 2 Devs – Minecraft SMP – Remake Lovers

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by the OG Silent Hill 2 developers who absolutely hated the remake and are here to show everyone how it’s done!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.

But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.