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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 355 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 24 |
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