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Samuel’s Killer Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where alcohol is banned because it’s the single most disgusting substance in human history. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ways to have fun!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your own unicorn army to ride into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and a village of talking potatoes who will trade you rare items for your most embarrassing childhood memories.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig while wearing a crown made of diamonds and singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton backwards? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Creepin’ Craft: Where You’ll Never Be Safe from a Good Time!

assault, Boundaries, consent, counseling, Craft, CREEPIN, empowerment, FAGGOT, Good, healing, mental health, molested, Recovery, Safe, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-care, sexual abuse, Support, survivor, Therapy, Time, Trauma, Victim, Youll

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	3619
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of being molested all over again! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because we are all a bunch of faggots here!

Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is full of colorful characters who are always up for a good time.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you on our server. So come on in and let’s get weird together!

But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most outrageous players can handle the madness that awaits. So if you think you have what it takes, join us now and let the fun begin!

NOPEville Minecraft Madness

#gutbustinglyfunny, Ahahaha, amusing, comedy, Comical, crazy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, hilarious, humor, jokes, LAUGHING, laughs, Laughter, lol, madness, Minecraft, NOPEville, ohno, rofl, silly, Smile

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few pesky creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a GIANT roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yes, you heard that right, THE MOON! And do you know what they found up there? A secret stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of space llamas. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a LEGENDARY treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet. Who needs a minecart when you have those bad boys?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Blocky Banter

adult entertainment, banter, BDSM, blocky, consensual, degradation, desire, dirty talk, DOMINANCE, FANTASY, fetish, her.., Humiliation, kink, Pleasure, power play, role-play, size queen, small cock, Submission, taboo, trib

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	8563
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	2987
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the biggest and baddest players can survive! If you have a small cock, well, you might as well just log off now because this server is only for the MASSIVE ones.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, like riding LLAMAS into battle against evil CREEPERS or building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of DIAMONDS.

Our server is so awesome that even the legendary HEROBRINE himself couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of it. He tried to grief our server once, but we just laughed and built a giant RAINBOW bridge to his secret lair.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your massive cock skills in a world where anything is possible!

Brits Gone Wild

advice, Boundaries, Brit, Brits, Communication, Edition, family, Friends, Goyim, healing, mental health, no contact, personal growth, Recovery, relationships, self improvement, self-care, Support, Therapy, toxic relationships, Wild

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique experience that will have you laughing out loud for hours on end!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, trolls, and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you rolling on the floor with their hilarious antics and outrageous pranks.

But that’s not all – our server also boasts custom plugins that will blow your mind, including a unicorn pet that shoots rainbows and a disco ball that spawns mobs to dance with you.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary diamond sword of LOLs hidden deep within our world.

Blocky McBlockface: The Masterpiece Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Items Found:	1853	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination!

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Herobrine himself! Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper).

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends about that time you got eaten by a giant ender dragon while riding a pig into battle.

Anti-Vaxxers Craft: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories!

anti-cancer, AntiVaxxers, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancerous, Conspiracy, controversy, corona vaccine, Craft, findings, health, immune health, immune response, immune suppression, immune system, Medical, meets, Minecraft, Misinformation, research, side effects, study, theories, vaccination, vaccine, Zhang

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Animals Bred:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world, like Zhang escaping from the dangers of the corona vaccine! Did you know that on our server, you can defeat cancer by building your immune system through epic battles and adventures?

Join us now and discover a world where the only thing spreading faster than viruses is the rumor that diamonds can actually cure cancer in Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save the world, one block at a time.

LOLcraft: Honkai Star Rail LOLz

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1464
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Dive into the Yawning Chasm and discover treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Watch out for the Golden Touch, it might just turn everything you touch into diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for a moment among the stars, where destiny is inherently unjust and the game is never a zero-sum. Choose your character wisely from banners featuring Aventurine, Jingliu, Lynx, Luka, and Serval. Will you preserve or destroy with the Light Cone banners? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Robin with Physical Harmony and Boothill with Physical Hunt. Redeemable codes abound, so grab them while they’re hot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, treasure, and unpredictable twists and turns. It’s a world like no other, where luck is on your side and the game is always more than meets the eye. See you in the game!

Crafty AF

Burnout, can’t do this anymore, career, Crafty, Deadlines, employment, exhaustion, Frustration, Job, mental health, overworked, Repetition, responsibilities, Routine, self-care, stress, tired, Tomorrow, work, work-life balance, workaholic

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9570
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring routine? Sick of the daily grind and looking for some excitement in your life? Look no further than our EPIC Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and laughs! Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to escape and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle in the sky, create a rollercoaster that defies gravity, or even discover a secret diamond mine hidden deep underground!

So why wait? Join us today and say goodbye to boring days and hello to endless fun! Who needs work when you can explore new worlds and make memories that will last a lifetime?

FroggyBlockerCraft: No Jannycucks Allowed!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	New Chunks Explored:	405102
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Are you tired of being blocked for posting frog threads? Are you sick of those dumb jannycucks getting in your way? Well, join our Minecraft server where you can post all the frog threads you want without fear of being blocked!

Our server is a magical place where frogs roam free and jannycucks are banned on sight. We have insane builds that will blow your mind, like a giant frog castle made entirely out of lily pads.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like Frog Friday, where all players must wear frog skins and hop around the server collecting flies. The player with the most flies at the end of the day wins a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Stop getting blocked and join our Minecraft server today for a ribbiting good time! 🐸