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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 4645 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Votes: | 582 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4133 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience what America used to be about… but in block form!
Join us for a wild ride through a virtual land filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena on weekends!
Looking for a place to show off your building skills? Look no further! Our server has a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. Use it to dig your way to the center of the earth where you’ll find a secret room filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world!
