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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 1907 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are trained in karate and will karate chop any zombies tryin’ to mess with your crops. And our Ender Dragon? Yeah, he’s actually a stand-up comedian on the weekends. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss his set.
So, if you wanna experience the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us! Who needs reality when you can have unicorns ridin’ pigs, am I right?