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  • PorchPiratePunisher

    PorchPiratePunisher
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 9792
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9681 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 38 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

    Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

    But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

    So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyChristmasWishlist

    CraftyChristmasWishlist
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 7587
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

    But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

    So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

    ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 5238
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

    Food Frenzy Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 9892
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Star Shards Collected: 293
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 154 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

    The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 409
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33
    Enchantments Applied: 214 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Void Armor Forged: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

    Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MILFyBabysitAITA

    MILFyBabysitAITA
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 2529
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

    Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

    But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

    So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MoneyMines SMP

    MoneyMines SMP
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 2168
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Players Killed by Monsters: 804 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 61 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyJobQuit

    BlockyJobQuit
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 2690
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

    So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CeasefireCraft

    CeasefireCraft
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 6935
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

    COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

    FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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