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BottleCraft: Water Contaminants Edition

BottleCraft, bottled water, consumer demand, contaminants, Edition, endocrine disruptors, environmental health, environmental impact, health risks, hormone disruptors, microplastics, phthalates, plastic bottles, plastic contamination, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, single-use plastics, Water, water bottles, water pollution, water quality

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 1 million bottles being bought every minute! It’s like a crazy water party up in here! And guess what? We have contaminants in our water too, like microplastics that are basically like little hormone disruptors. It’s like a wild ride for your body, man. So come on and join us for some wacky adventures and questionable hydration choices!

Orc Tales Minecraft Server

Adventure, berserk, chapter 8.2, FANTASY, JOKE, Manga, manga chapters, Manga community, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga forums, manga release, manga series, manga updates, Minecraft, ongoing series, Orc, Orc Eiyuu Monogatari, Parody, release schedule, Server, sluggish release, Tales

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	5888	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Potions Brewed:	121
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter of your favorite manga to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We promise a new chapter of your favorite manga every time you log in, because we have a team of dedicated manga artists working around the clock to bring you fresh content. Join us now and never worry about slow release schedules again! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure just waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and dive into a world of endless manga madness!

Minecraft SMP: My Hero Academia Storytime (Final Volume)

#my hero academia, Academia, action, Adventure, Anime, battle, Climax, Conclusion, emotional, Epilogue, FINAL, Final Volume, friendship, Hero, Heroes, Last Stretch, Manga, Minecraft, pastebin, Redemption, Shiggy vs Deku, smp, storytime, Superpowers, thread theme, Villains, Volume

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles between shiggy and deku, where the fate of the server hangs in the balance. Will shiggy finally defeat deku and claim victory? Or will deku come out on top and reign supreme? The only way to find out is to join the madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has an epilogue that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Pastebin links, YouTube themes, we’ve got it all!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

HammockHogger420

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consideration, cruise, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, hammock, HammockHogger420, leisure, misunderstanding, passive aggressive, Relaxation, resort, sharing, social norms, vacation, vacation behavior, vacation etiquette

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take hammock hogging to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of claiming your spot in the virtual hammock world.

Just like on a cruise ship, you can lounge in our virtual hammocks all day long without anyone telling you to move. We encourage hammock hogging and even have a special command to reserve your hammock for the entire day.

But beware, there may be some virtual Karen’s who will try to steal your hammock spot. Don’t let them ruin your relaxation time! Stand your ground and assert your hammock dominance.

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server where hammock hogging is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Who knew virtual hammock drama could be so entertaining?

CreepyCraft: Spooky Jams

bizarre melodies, bizarre tunes, creepy music, creepy tracks, creepycraft, disturbing songs, eerie songs, eerie tracks, Haunting Melodies, haunting music, Jams, odd music, off-putting music, spooky, spooky tracks, strange songs, uncanny melodies, unintentionally creepy songs, unsettling music, unsettling songs, Unsettling tunes, weird music, weird tunes

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	357

Are you tired of listening to unintentionally creepy songs alone? Come join our Minecraft server and jam out to all the spookiest tunes with your fellow players! We’ve got a playlist that will make your hair stand on end and your creepometer go off the charts. Plus, rumor has it that if you listen to these songs while playing on our server, you’ll unlock secret powers like the ability to summon ghostly mobs or turn into a zombie pigman. Don’t miss out on the musical madness, join us now!

SaharaCraft: Green Oasis 🌿🌵

adaptation, arid regions, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, desert landscape, desertification, ecosystem, environmental impact, global warming, Green.., greenery, heavy rainfall, natural phenomenon, Oasis, precipitation, sahara desert, SaharaCraft, Sustainable development, transformation, Vegetation, weather patterns

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

This server is like the Sahara desert turning green, but instead of plants, we have diamonds growing out of the sand! Join us for a chance to witness this miraculous phenomenon and mine your way to riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs water when you have diamonds, am I right? Come join the fun and experience the magic of our Minecraft server!

Shorty City Craft

2050, 5 million, 50 countries, children, city, Craft, east asia, EyeSight, Factors, Female Gender, gender differences, global health, INCREASE, myopia, prevalence, research, shortsighted, shorty, study, teens, urban living, vision

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	2295	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Potions Brewed:	55
Dragon Eggs Found:	6033	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	3722
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being shortsighted in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your shortsightedness forever!

Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.

And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!

Streamer’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#youtube, Am I doing this right, BLOCK, commentary, Community, Content Creator, creepy, cute, discuss, Entertainment, Gaming, general, influencer, internet culture, Live streaming, Minecraft, online personality, online presence, Party, Server, social media, Streamer, Streamers, twitch, weird

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9808
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is filled with cute streamers that will make you question reality itself! Join us as we discuss these streamers in the weirdest and creepiest ways possible – you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft master in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Nostalgic Mayan Cycle Minecraft SMP

ancient artifacts, ancient beliefs, ancient civilizations, Ancient Culture, ancient history, Ancient rituals, ancient traditions, ancient wisdom, Archaeological Sites, cultural heritage, cultural nostalgia, Cycle, historical nostalgia, historical reminiscence, lost civilizations, Mayan, Mayan Calendar, Mayan civilization, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgic, past civilizations, smp, time cycles, time periods

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Towns Built:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Animals Bred:	28
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us on a journey back in time to the last Mayan cycle where we will build pyramids, sacrifice villagers (just kidding…maybe), and summon ancient spirits to help us mine diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who controls all the chickens in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he will grant you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the Mayan cycle and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

NoDrunkTurkeyDay

aita, alcoholism, berating, Cancer, coping with loss, Drunk, family dynamics, Family Events, Fighting, holidays, inebriated, nagging, NoDrunkTurkeyDay, overconsumption, pot smoking, Retirement, shots fired, Thanksgiving, Train wreck, Unbearable, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3918
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Enchantments Applied:	179
Magic Items Found:	3164	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the drunken Thanksgiving disasters and passive-aggressive texts from your mom.

On our server, you can build a virtual world free from nagging and berating, where the only shots fired are from your bow and arrow. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to mining, crafting, and exploring with fellow players who won’t judge you for wanting a sober Thanksgiving.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build your own paradise and let your creativity run wild, without any unwanted drunken BBQ invites. Trust us, this server is a lot more fun than dealing with your mom’s alcohol-fueled antics. Let’s craft away the drama together!