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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 147 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
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