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Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – CreeperCraft Chronicles

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise it’s all in good fun).

Patch Notes: We’ve added flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground disco party. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this update.

In-game Events: Get ready for savage raids releasing tomorrow! It’s going to be a battle like no other, so make sure you bring your A-game (and maybe a few snacks).

Meetups: Join us for the XIVG Mahjong Open Tournament at the Materia Gold Saucer. Rumor has it, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find the legendary Notch’s secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world. See you there!

CraftyDawnTrailMC Server

Arcadion, Coeurl, CraftyDawnTrailMC, DAWNTRAIL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Free Companies, Gaming, In-game Events, Light-heavyweight Group Goon, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Materia Gold Saucer, MEETUPS, mmorpg, online gaming, patch notes, Resources, Savage Raids, Server, zurvan

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dimension Hops:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Potions Brewed:	40

“Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to dig, dig, dig! Our patch notes include adding diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter. Join us for outrageous in-game events like fighting off creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand.

Our meetups are legendary, with players gathering to build a giant pixel art statue of a chicken or compete in a spleef tournament using only TNT blocks. And don’t miss our upcoming meetup where we will attempt to recreate the entire Final Fantasy XIV world in Minecraft block by block.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s dig our way to victory together! Just be careful not to accidentally unleash the Ender Dragon in the process.”

DemonicJew Minecraft Server

controversial, cutting off, Demonic, DemonicJew, Disturbing, fat guy, graphic, Identity, image, internet, jew, meme, Minecraft, nose, offensive, ONLINE, Picture, Request, search, Server, social media, viral, viral photo

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Runes Activated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: a demonic-looking jew cutting off a fat guy’s nose… in Minecraft! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so insane, you never know what kind of wacky antics you’ll come across. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also get the chance to ride on a flying pig, mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe, and even have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

EarthRevolve Minecraft Server

Astronomy, astronomy discoveries, astronomy facts, celestial bodies, copernicus, earth revolves, EarthRevolve, galileo, Galileo Galilei, geocentrism, heliocentric model, heliocentrism, Minecraft, Nicolaus Copernicus, Orbit, Planets, Science, scientific revolution, Server, solar system, space exploration, Sun

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	214
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the earth doesn’t even revolve around the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special plugin that makes the sun do cartwheels around the earth every day! Join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience where even the laws of physics are just a suggestion. Who needs science when you have Minecraft? Join now and witness the most epic sunrise and sunset you’ve ever seen!

WeddingCrasherPro876

10 years, 30s, activities, Boyfriend, close friend, Colleague, Details, doesn’t like me, email threads, friend group, getting married, invite, mad, not invited, OFFENDED, participate, refusing to go, skipping party, spending weekend, Wedding, WeddingCrasherPro876, WOMAN

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you’re expected to follow the rules and play nice with everyone? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for rebels like you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of causing chaos and mayhem wherever you go. Build giant statues of yourself, spawn a million creepers in someone’s house, or create a maze of lava traps to prank your friends – the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not crash a wedding that you weren’t even invited to? Just like the bride who conveniently forgot to include your name on the invite, you can show up unannounced and steal the show. Your BF may be mad, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life crashing parties and stirring up drama?

So come on, join our server and let your inner troublemaker run wild. Who needs boring old etiquette when you can have outrageous adventures in Minecraft? Let’s make some memories that will leave everyone scratching their heads and wondering, “What just happened?”

NoSocialLifeMC

addiction, balance, better, Communication, connectivity, Digital Detox, distraction, internet, Life, mental health, mindfulness, NoSocialLifeMC, ONLINE, personal growth, productivity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Social Interaction, social media, society, Technology

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Tired of being bombarded with friend requests and DMs? Sick of seeing everyone’s perfect lives on social media? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the real world for good!

On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without worrying about likes or followers. No more comparing yourself to others, just focus on building the biggest and best creations you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. Join them in their daily downward-facing llama poses and unlock the true potential of your inner llama.

So say goodbye to social media and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

BrexitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Villages Defended:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Gods Slained:	2

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit that even Keir Starmer said he’d rather play minecraft than try to rejoin the EU. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks and a hidden village where the villagers throw the wildest parties. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to have the time of your life!

CubanSpyCraft

#intelligence gathering, Chinese, Chinese government, covert activities, Cuba, CubanSpyCraft, Espionage, espionage network, foreign influence, foreign operations, global espionage, international relations, military expansion, military presence, political tensions, security threats, spy bases, strategic locations, Surveillance, US naval base, US-China relations

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

so, like, there’s this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit, bro. it’s so crazy that even chinese spy bases in cuba are multiplying, dude. like, they’re setting up shop near a US naval base just to get in on the action.

if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some insane shenanigans. like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. and then another player rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention that the server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like something out of indiana jones, but with more explosions and less fedoras.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a trampoline, then you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it.

OzempicCraft: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood

creampie, CREEPERS, diabetes, diabetes management, DRUG, funny, health, humor, Injection, Medical, medication, misinterpretation, misunderstood, ozempic, OzempicCraft, pharmaceuticals, Prescription, resemblance, side effects, Treatment, Visual, weight loss, weight loss aid

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchantments Applied:	101
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell dad jokes. our villagers have a secret underground dance party every saturday night and the zombies are actually just misunderstood emo kids.

if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out rainbow glitter and a magical pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. our admins are all unicorns in disguise and our moderators are actually just really sassy parrots.

we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. and if you manage to defeat the ender dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a personal hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s not actually hot).

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). join us for a wild ride of laughs, memes, and pixelated shenanigans. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret portal to a dimension where all the chickens wear sunglasses? yeah, it’s that kind of party.

VaxCraft: Protecting Kids from Asthma!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	182	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
New Chunks Explored:	433223	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of covid vaccines can protect you from asthma attacks in the game! our research shows that getting vaccinated in minecraft can actually reduce your virtual asthma symptoms and prevent you from getting sick in the game! join now and level up your health stats with our magical vaccines, because who knew that protecting yourself from a global pandemic could also make you a minecraft pro?! don’t miss out on this groundbreaking discovery, join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate asthma-free gamer!

NijiCraft Minecraft Server

en, How did they do it, long tail tags, Minecraft, niji, NijiCraft, NijiJP, On their way, Refugees, Save, SAVED, Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have saved Niji EN refugees and they are on a mission to save NijiJP! How did they do it, you ask? Well, let’s just say they rode in on giant flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor, ready to take down any obstacles in their way. Join our server now and be a part of this epic adventure! Who knows, you might even get to ride a flying pig yourself!

MineJojo’s Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, anime adaptation, Battle Cry, best line, Character development, comedic relief, emotional impact, fan favorite, Hirohiko Araki, humor, iconic quotes, japanese animation, jojo’s bizarre adventure, Joseph Joestar, Manga, memorable moments, Minecraft, MineJojos, missed opportunity, Server, shonen jump, storytelling, voice acting

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268
New Chunks Explored:	62012	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Votes:	5629	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious place to play Minecraft! Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds!

We didn’t include Joseph’s best line in the anime because we have our own epic lines that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. Picture this: you’re building a house and suddenly a chicken wearing sunglasses walks up to you and says, “Hey, can I borrow some feathers for my disco party?” That’s the kind of random humor you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be turned into a block of cheese for the troll’s lunch!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who needs Joseph’s best line when you have a chicken in sunglasses asking for feathers?