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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 6415 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Villages Defended: | 13 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle. Our server is so powerful, even the Ender Dragon bows down to us.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes.
So why settle for mediocrity when you can have UNLIMITED POOOOWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).