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Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

4chan, abysmal, browser, CPU, Faster, HDD, linux, Machine, Minecraft, obsolete machine, RAM, retard, screen resolution, smp, SSD, Supermium, TFT monitors, Use, web browser, windows, windows 11, windows 7

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	148
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Secret Passages Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	222	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Why Not? Minecraft Server

China, Competition, economic growth, economic powerhouse, emerging markets, foreign policy, Future, Geopolitics, global economy, Global influence, global leadership, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, power shift, Server, strategic alliances, SUPERPOWER, Technology, trade war, US, world dominance

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of living in the past with the US? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the future with China! We have pandas roaming around the spawn area, and instead of diamonds, you mine for delicious dumplings. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding dragons into battle and shooting fireworks at each other. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers have been known to join in on the fun. Say goodbye to boring old America and hello to the exciting world of our server!

Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

+18, did I do good, Good, long tail tags, Minecraft, r9k, smp, yes

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ores Mined:	3677	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server

clarification, Debunked, debunked rumor, Dev_is, hololive, Hololive debunked, Hololive Dev_Is, Identity, internet personality, Japanese talent agency, Minecraft, not Hololive, online entertainment, online persona, rumor, Server, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music

Kot Thread Minecraft SMP

kot, Kot thread, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Potions Brewed:	162
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

Coomer Central Minecraft Server

addiction, adult content, central, controversial topics, coomer, coomers, Flop, Gachashit, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, indie games, internet forums, Minecraft, online gaming, porn threads, porn-addicted, Server, sex appeal, societal trends, trillion dollars, V, video games

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of all the coomers taking over the gaming world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a porn-free zone! That’s right, no more barely veiled porn threads or gachashit making a trillion dollars a year here. Join us and escape the madness of the gaming world overrun by sex appeal. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as we prove that gaming can still be wholesome and fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the coomer takeover!

WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP

BITCH TITS, catchy, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, phrase, popular saying, Slang, smp, social media, trending, viral, WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL, WEEEEEELLLLLLLLWELL

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1170
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered minions with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Will you dare to challenge his rule and steal his golden egg of power?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The BITCH TITS awaits you!

Sovereign

alliances, biome-based farming, crafting XP, Cultures, DEFEND, dynamic, Economy, FANTASY, Forge, Geopolitical, Industries, Legacy, magical Waystones, Minecraft, Nations, player ingenuity, PvP, Realms, Roleplay, Sandbox, Territories, Towny, world

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mines Excavated:	1370
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Buildings Constructed:	34
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Sovereign invites players into a sandbox fantasy realm where they can shape nations, cultures, and industries on the expansive world of Anacreus. With unique mechanics like biome-based farming for crafting XP and magical Waystones for instant travel, Sovereign’s economy and territories are driven by player ingenuity and alliances. Forge alliances, defend your lands, and build a legacy in this dynamic Minecraft geopolitical world.

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Chick’s with Dicks Minecraft Server

activism, chicks, chicks with dicks, Dicks, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ movement, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Server, social justice, transgender rights

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ores Mined:	5271
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you tired of dealing with creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for any kind of creepy behavior! Join us and fight against the travesty of open pedophilia and other sick sh*t that plagues other servers. Our community is filled with mentally sharp and sane players who will not stand for any nonsense. So join us now and help us wave goodbye to civil society down the road!

DownUnder vs DesertDwellers Minecraft SMP Battle

10play, AEDT, Australia, Australia vs Saudi Arabia, battle, Competition, DesertDwellers, DownUnder, EXCITEMENT, Fans, football, Game, goals, International, Kickoff, Live Stream, Match Thread, Minecraft, Players, Saudi Arabia, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, Victory

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race with all the other players. The winner gets a diamond block, but the losers have to wear chicken suits for a week.

But that’s not all! Our server events include epic battles against the Ender Dragon while riding pigs, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and even hosting a fashion show where the best dressed player gets a pet zombie pigman.

So why wait? Join our wild and wacky SMP today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Oh, and did we mention that our server starts at 8:10 pm AEDT? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!