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lifesteal_smp Minecraft Servers

  • NostalgiaCraft SMP – Bring Back Blockbuster!

    NostalgiaCraft SMP – Bring Back Blockbuster!
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 3179
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? It’s like the Holy Grail of SMPs, but without the holy part, just the grail. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama wearing a top hat!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze while being chased by creepers. And every Sunday, we have a massive fireworks show where we spell out your username in the sky with TNT. It’s like a fireworks display on steroids, bro.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of chicken warriors who protect our server from evil hackers. They wear tiny helmets and carry tiny swords, it’s the cutest thing ever. So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it. But seriously, join us or the llama will cry tears of sadness.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DopamineCraft

    DopamineCraft
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 4180
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a dopamine rush like no other? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual dopamine factory, pumping out good vibes and excitement 24/7.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow-colored llamas into battle, and building your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with friendly creepers and party with the Ender Dragon.

    So if you’re looking for the best healthy source of dopamine, look no further than our insane Minecraft server. Trust us, your brain will thank you for it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPope’s AI Adventure

    PixelPope’s AI Adventure
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 4580
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Dimension Hops: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol ok so like, this server is like the vatican but in minecraft??? like, we got priests and stuff but instead of praying we mine for diamonds and build epic castles.

    ai is like, totally evil on this server man. like, the vatican said it has a ‘shadow of evil’ so we gotta keep a close eye on it. but don’t worry, our mods are on it and will make sure the ai doesn’t take over the server and turn us all into zombies or something.

    join us for some holy minecraft fun and help us fight off the evil ai with your pickaxe and sword. plus, we have the best communion bread in all of minecraft, so you don’t wanna miss out on that. come join our crazy vatican minecraft server now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Painful Pixel Pals

    Painful Pixel Pals
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 299
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 446
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 2671

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how minecraft servers can be, like, boring and stuff? well, not this one, bro. this server is, like, the wildest ride of ur life. u wanna know why? cuz we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time.

    u ever heard of cancer drugs? well, on this server, we got cancer drugs that give u superpowers. yeah, u heard me right. take some of these drugs and u’ll be flying around the map like a superhero. but be careful, cuz some of these drugs might give u chronic peripheral nerve pain. but hey, it’s a small price to pay for superpowers, amirite?

    we got platinum based drugs, taxanes, and lung cancer drugs that’ll have u feeling like ur on top of the world. just make sure u don’t overdose, cuz things can get a little…weird. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

    so come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable ride of ur life. who knows what’ll happen next? maybe u’ll become a superhero, or maybe u’ll just end up with chronic nerve pain. either way, it’s gonna be a wild time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Snake Bite Sanctuary 1.21.4

    Snake Bite Sanctuary 1.21.4
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 7302
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about snake bites!

    We’ve got more fun than a barrel of monkeys, and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler!

    With crazy builds, insane minigames, and more memes than you can shake a stick at, you’ll be wondering why you ever wasted your time anywhere else!

    So come on down and join the party – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion, because things are about to get wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBlowjobBlues

    BlockyBlowjobBlues
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 5857
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and crazy fun!

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with giant flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is like no other, with secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to alternate dimensions where you can battle evil unicorns and ride on rainbow-colored llamas.

    But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Zombie vs. Villager Dance-off” where players compete for the title of best dancer in the Minecraft world. And don’t forget about our legendary “Ender Dragon Egg Hunt” where players search far and wide for the elusive egg to win amazing prizes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter and chaos begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ⭐REDLINE⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ EVENTS server minecraft

    ⭐REDLINE⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ EVENTS server minecraft
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 9261
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    The description of the server server “Redline Griff of the Bossy Event” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    bc.redlineminecraft.online:25747

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • XMC

    XMC
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 5348
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 367 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    XMC Minecraft Server Overview

    XMC aims to provide a vanilla play experience with enhancements through server-side additions such as Carpet Mod + Addons for resource automation and quick leaf decay for convenience. Check out some of the features and server specifications below.

    Features
    Proximity-Based Voice Chat (Optional)
    Webmap – Preview the world here
    Bedrock Client Support through Geyser
    Server Specs and Performance
    Processor: Ryzen 9 7950X
    RAM: 10GB
    Location: Germany

    General Rules

    • Be mature & respect other server members.
    • No stealing or griefing.
    • No NSFW or disrespect of others.
    • No mods or resource packs that give an unfair advantage.
    • Notify admins if you’ll be offline for more than a week.
    • Manage farms to avoid causing lag.
    • Keep shops active to prevent removal.

    How to Apply:

    1. Join our discord: discord.gg/Dw2Ue45
    2. Go to #Landing and click “Apply”.
    3. Follow the instructions and agree to the rules.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Dreamscape Realm 1.20.5

    Dreamscape Realm 1.20.5
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 239
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for real. Why? Because we got a community of players who are as wild as a coworker who leaves her dildos out like it’s no big deal.

    I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where anything goes, where the only rule is to have a good time and let your freak flag fly?

    Join us and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the pure insanity that comes with playing on a server where the unexpected is the norm. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftySisJudgerNoMore

    CraftySisJudgerNoMore
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 2926
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 29
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of parenting without actually having kids ourselves! Join us for a wild ride of unsolicited advice, tantrums, and family drama!

    Are you tired of people telling you how to raise your virtual blocky children? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is an expert parent without any actual parenting experience! Get ready for intense lectures on discipline and meal planning from players who have never changed a diaper in their lives.

    Join us for epic family gatherings where tantrums are a common occurrence, and where you can practice your calm and ignore skills while dealing with judgmental siblings. And don’t worry, we have a special feature where you can pull your virtual sister aside and have a heart-to-heart conversation about boundaries and respect.

    So, if you’re looking for a server where you can stand up for yourself and be called a hypocrite in return, look no further! Our divided community is waiting for you to join and stir up some more drama. Are you ready to be judged by people who have no idea what they’re talking about? Then come on down to our server and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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