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PizzaCraft: Where you can copy flags and build pasta houses! 🍕🇮🇹

BUILD, colors, Copy, cultural appropriation, design, Equal, Flag, Flags, heritage, History, Houses, Identity, Imitation, inspiration, italy, national pride, national symbol, originality, pasta, patriotism, Pizzacraft, SOVEREIGNTY, symbol, tradition, Unique

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Emeralds Found:	1991	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Potions Brewed:	56	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more flags than a UN summit! Need a flag for your castle? We got you covered. Want to create a flag that will make Italy jealous? We’ve got that too.

Join our server and create the most outrageous flags you can imagine. Just remember, if you try to copy Italy’s flag, be prepared for some serious flag drama. Who knew flags could be so scandalous?

So come on over and let your flag fly high on our server. Just be ready for some flag-tastic fun!

Raptor Jesus’ Revenge: A Minecraft Server of Epic Proportions

blasphemy, come back, controversial, deity, Epic, Fandom, funny, humor, iconic figure, internet culture, Internet Sensation, Jesus, love, meme, Minecraft, never again, Parody, pop culture, proportions, Raptor, raptor jesus, Religion, Revenge, satire, Server, social media, viral

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	190

Are you tired of living in fear of Raptor Jesus returning and wreaking havoc on your Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is Raptor Jesus-proof! Our team of expert builders have constructed an impenetrable fortress to keep him at bay. Join now and never worry about being trampled by a giant dinosaur with a messiah complex ever again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. Yes, you read that right. Bacon. Trees. Need we say more?

And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, why not join our secret underground society of llama warriors? These majestic creatures are more than just pack animals – they’re trained in the art of llama-fu and will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that come your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another day in Minecraft!

Pixelated Pals: The Blocky Simulation Server

Alternate Reality, Artificial Intelligence, blocky, computer simulation, Consciousness, Deep thinking, Digital World, Existence, existential crisis, matrix, mind-bending, PALS, Perception, philosophical pondering, philosophy, pixelated, questioning reality, Reality, Server, simulation, simulation theory, Technology, Thought-provoking, virtual reality

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3828	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us as we uncover the truth behind our existence in this wacky world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, maybe we’ll discover that we’re all just characters in a giant simulation created by a group of mischievous aliens!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious portal and unlock its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a mind-blowing adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile for epic adventures!

3.24, Adventures, Challenge Rewards, Community, Compiled Links, CraftyExiles, Early-Access-In-2024, Epic, Exile, forum, Gaming, meets, Minecraft, necropolis, News, Online game, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile, Path of Exile general, POE 2, poeg, Previous thread, RPG, shitpost edition, Tools and Utilities, Updates

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our server, where you can explore the mystical Necropolis filled with ancient ruins and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updated with patch notes that will blow your mind. We’ve got challenge rewards that will make you question reality and PoE 2 early access in 2024! Yes, you heard that right, time travel is real on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got a whole arsenal of compiled links, tools, and utilities that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

CraftingHusbandMaterial: Where you can mine for love and build a happy family in Minecraft!

aspirations, BUILD, children, Contentment, CraftingHusbandMaterial, domestic bliss, dream home, dream life, family, Future, good house, good place, Happiness, Happy, home, ideal life, Kids, Long-term goals, love, loving husband, Marriage, Minecraft, Spouse, Stability

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
New Chunks Explored:	198486	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchantments Applied:	94
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, wishing for a loving husband to share your Minecraft adventures with? Look no further! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft bachelors just waiting to build a cozy house with you and start a pixelated family.

Join our server and find your perfect match among our community of players who are all searching for that special someone to craft with. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world filled with love and creepers.

So why settle for a single-player world when you can have a loving husband, kids, and a beautiful house in a place where the only limit is your imagination? Join our server now and start your pixelated love story today!

Ye Olde Potato Kingdom

Britain, british empire, Colonialism, Commonwealth, culture, Democracy, Diversity, england, History, imperialism, INDEPENDENCE, India, Kingdom, Monarchy, Northern Ireland, olde, Partition, Potato, raj, relations, scotland, United Kingdom, wales

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Britain and India collide in a wacky and wild adventure! Join us for a chance to build your own Taj Mahal next to Big Ben, because why not?

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you can’t ride a llama while sipping on a cup of tea? Well, look no further! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as Queen Victoria while sipping on a virtual cup of tea that actually boosts your mining skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft player, Sir Minecraftalot, who once defeated a creeper with nothing but a baguette and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he can summon a rain of diamonds just by doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of Britain and India coming together in the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

AutistCraft: Where even the creepers are socially awkward!

AutistCraft, autists, awkward, childhood beliefs, code analysis, CREEPERS, Debunked, game design, game development, game files, game secrets, interview, lead game designer, mystery solved, Myth, Obscure, Reality, Rumors, scoured, Secrets, socially, unfounded, video game rumors, video games

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	New Chunks Explored:	917916
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of falling for fake rumors and myths in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has been thoroughly inspected by expert autists to debunk all those crazy conspiracy theories you’ve heard about the game. We even managed to track down the lead game designer to confirm that there are no secret hidden levels or mythical creatures lurking in the shadows. Join us and put those wild rumors to rest once and for all!

Loose-Leaf Newsletter: The Minecraft Server of Your Dreams!

America, definition, dreams, equity, European Americans, European men, false, favorites, hate, lesbians, library, Life, loose-leaf newsletter, LooseLeaf, middle class, Minecraft, Newsletter, non gays, pamphlets, ridiculous pamphlet, right of center, Server, slow motion torture, True

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchantments Applied:	129	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all players, no matter their background or beliefs! Join us for a wild ride through a world where European American middle class non-gays are the ultimate underdogs, fighting against the tyranny of lesbian overlords who despise them for their impeccable fashion sense and love of cheeseburgers.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a few disgruntled NPCs who just can’t seem to get over their hatred of European men. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show those pesky lesbians that European Americans are not to be messed with!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of fighting for equality, justice, and the right to wear socks with sandals without judgment. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind those mysterious pamphlets in the library. The adventure awaits!

The Crafty Husbands’ Minecraft Mansion

5D eyes, abs, Beach Season, cia, Crafty, DARPA, exhibitionists, faster than lightspeed vehicles, fiduciary, gen z, handsome face, Husbands, king universe, MANSION, married together, Minecraft, NASA, omnifucking, Omniscience, Superpowers, warmer weather

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the harem of an all-powerful, 5D-eyed, abs-tastic god emperor king universe supreme! That’s right, our server is ruled by a being with more superpowers than you can even imagine, and he’s looking for wives to join him in his quest for intergalactic domination.

Forget about building pixelated houses and tending to virtual crops, on our server you’ll be engaging in epic battles against gen-z exhibitionists, unlocking the secrets of 6D and 7D superpowers, and maybe even getting a chance to ride in a NASA-developed faster-than-light vehicle. Who needs a boring old beach season when you can show off your family of wives to the entire universe?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the limits of the 7D universe). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PirateCraft: No Spoilers, Just Creepers

Bepo, blackbeard, break next week, Brogy, CREEPERS, dory, Dragon.., Egghead, Enel, giant milk, giants, gorosei, law, Luffy, MARINES, Newkama Island, one piece, PirateCraft, sabo, Saint Saturn, spoilers, spunk, Zolo

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Potions Brewed:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures just like in the world of One Piece! Imagine a world where Law and Bepo are Blackbeard’s prisoners, Luffy is fighting the Gorosei, and Zolo is getting involved in all sorts of crazy antics.

Picture this: Luffy stops mid-fight to give Zolo a big sloppy head, causing Zolo to come buckets all over the Gorosei. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, the giants start jerking off all over Zolo, Luffy, and the Gorosei – it’s chaos like you’ve never seen before!

But wait, there’s more! The giants unleash their special move, flooding the island with their seed and covering everyone in sight. Even Saint Saturn mistakenly takes a sip of giant milk and hilarity ensues. And don’t even get us started on what’s happening over at Newkama Island – Dragon smoking a fat blunt while Sabo cleans the toilet, only to be interrupted by the unexpected arrival of Enel.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the world of One Piece, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime – just be ready for anything, because with us, the break next week is never guaranteed!