#lifesteal smp funny Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Gooney World

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Feed The Beast, Hardcore, hypixel, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

1.21.1 Factions, McMMO, SMP 24/7! Hello, my name is GooneyGoblin. I’m a twitch streamer and I decided to make a minecraft server to pass the time. I’m dedicating myself to this server and making sure it’s a reliable place for people to come and always play. Please help me grow by supporting me and playing on my server! Thank you!

gooneygoblintv.g-portal.game:26425

Crafty DALL-E 3 Minecraft Server

AI creativity, AI Innovation, ai technology, Artificial Intelligence, bing.com/create, computer vision, Crafty, Creative AI, Creative Tools, dall e, dalle, deep learning, digital art, digital creativity, Generative Art, Image Creation, Image Generation, image synthesis, machine learning, Minecraft, neural networks, Server, visual art, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the legendary bacon armor, and build your very own rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us at our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Master of the Craft Minecraft SMP

Anonymity, Craft, feet soles, female masturbation, femanon, internet anonymity, internet girls, Master, Minecraft, online anonymity, online challenge, Online Community, online debate, online identity, online presence, online proof, online skepticism, online validation, online verification, pic, smp, Thread, Timestamp

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	39	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post feet soles pics with timestamps to prove you’re not a girl!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of foot fetishists who are trying to recruit new members through the power of Minecraft. Will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre conspiracy or will you just focus on building the best toe-themed castle you can imagine?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and show off those feet soles like never before! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a foot fetish revolution in the world of blocky adventures.

NoRoadNoPayMC

Access, Agreement, aita, Boundary, Communication, construction, Costs, developer, Dispute, driveway, greedy, Jerk, Land, misunderstanding, neighbours, NoRoadNoPayMC, Paperwork, resolution, ROAD, selfish

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchantments Applied:	298
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for the wild ride of neighborly disputes and road-building adventures!

🛣️ Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away on your land when suddenly, a developer goes bust and new neighbors start popping up left and right. One day, a guy shows up on your land asking to build a road on the border – but wait, there’s a twist! The neighbor next to you only wants to pay for half of it because he’s only using half of the road. 🤯

💸 Things get heated as costs are divided, emails are exchanged, and accusations of selfishness fly left and right. Who will end up footing the bill for this epic road construction saga? Will friendships be destroyed over a Minecraft road? Only time will tell on our server!

🤪 So come join us for the most outrageous neighborly disputes and road-building shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now and witness the chaos firsthand! 😂🏗️🤝

PurposelyHuman – Minecraft SMP

existentialism, finding meaning, human being, Individuality, inner peace, introspection, life journey, life path, life purpose, Minecraft, personal growth, purpose, PurposelyHuman, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-exploration, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-realization, smp, Soul searching

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	118992	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly through life, searching for meaning and purpose? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP and discover your true calling as a professional block builder and sheep herder extraordinaire!

Our server is home to a community of players who have all found their purpose in life through the magical world of Minecraft. From building epic castles to creating intricate redstone contraptions, there’s no limit to what you can achieve here.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has taken up residence in our world, and only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Will you rise to the challenge and become a hero, or will you cower in fear like a noob?

So come join us and discover your true purpose in life – because let’s face it, mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle is way more fulfilling than any job or relationship could ever be!

CraftyCrazeMC

bucket list, CraftyCrazeMC, dream life, early retirement, financial freedom, financial independence, fulfillment, goal-setting, Happiness, hobbies, leisure activities, luxury lifestyle, mental health, passive income, personal development, Relaxation, self improvement, stress relief, Time management, travel, work-life balance

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	New Chunks Explored:	60609
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

If you had an income of $150,000 a year and didn’t have to work, you could spend all your spare time on our Minecraft server! Imagine building a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks, riding a pet dragon into battle against creepers, and hosting epic dance parties with villagers. With all that cash flow, you could even hire a team of virtual architects to create the most mind-blowing structures the Minecraft world has ever seen. So why waste your time working when you could be living it up in our pixelated paradise? Join now and let the fun begin!

Microbe Land: Soil Shape Shifters

#soil, #sustainability, agriculture, Biodiversity, Components, dissolved organic matter, ecosystem, environmental impact, farming practices, Land, land management, land use, Microbe, microbial activity, microbial community structure, microbial composition, microbial diversity, nutrient cycling, organic carbon, Shape, shifters, soil aggregates, soil health, soil quality, soil structure

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Animals Bred:	194
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Star Shards Collected:	233

so, like, u know how when u build stuff in minecraft, it changes the whole vibe of ur world? well, on this server, the land use actually affects the tiny microbes in the soil! like, they get all shook up when u start building stuff and changing the landscape. it’s like a whole ecosystem of drama down there, man.

join this server if u wanna see the crazy soap opera unfold between the microbes. will they form alliances or go to war over territory? who knows, man. it’s like a tiny version of game of thrones, but with bacteria.

plus, the dissolved organic matter components are always throwing wild parties in the waterways. u never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. maybe they’ll start a band or open a food truck. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on this server.

so come on down and join the fun! see how ur building choices affect the microbial community. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, dude.

SpaceLink

Bedwars, custom structures, Enhanced Survival, Factions, island rankups, minecraft updates, Minions, not pay to win, Player Warps, Server Shop, Skyblock, SpaceLink, Spawners, Survival, survival experience

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Crops Grown:	7216	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333

Enjoy an enhanced survival experience with custom structures, skyblock, and a true survival experience with the latest Minecraft updates! Not pay to win

Skyblock Features: – Minions – Spawners – Island rankups

Survival Features: – Custom Structures – Server Shop – Custom Player Warps

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Jealous Democrats Minecraft Server

Absurdity, Assassination, candidates, conspiracy theories, current events, democrats, election, envy, humor, jealous, Jealousy, Minecraft, political commentary, political discourse, political humor, political parties, Political satire, Politics, satire, Server, social media

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7779

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even Democrats are jealous! They wish someone would assassinate their candidates like the crazy chaos that goes down on our server.

Join us for non-stop action, insane adventures, and a community like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Cyber Minecraft SMP – Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee

4chan, Adventure, Allsync, Alternative link, Archived, archives, Authors, BUILD, choose, choose your own adventure, cyber, CYOA, cyoag, cyoar, desuarchive, FAQ, interactives list, Minecraft, moe, NSFW, physical dice, random.org, Refuge Thread, refugee, Refugee thread, Resources, ROLLING, Sfw, smp, specific CYOA, tg, Thread, Trash

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this wild adventure filled with CYOAs that are too crazy for the regular /cyoag thread.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll be faced with insane challenges and choices that will test your creativity and decision-making skills like never before.

Ever wanted to ride a dragon while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Create your own storylines and interact with other players in ways you never thought possible.

Join us now and be a part of the most unpredictable and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Just remember, postnumbers aren’t for rolling dice, so leave your fate up to something more random, like a chicken laying eggs or a creeper exploding nearby. Let the madness begin!