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Hvor Mange? Minecraft SMP

Analysis, calculation, Counting, data, estimation, Examination, Guessing, hvor, HVOR MANGE, inquiry, investigation, mange, Math, Minecraft, Numbers, Quantity, question.., research, smp, statistics, survey, uncertainty

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our creepers are trained to do the cha-cha slide on command.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches, and even participate in the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

CookingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, care, Communication, Conflict, Cooking, CookingCraft, Decision making, emotional intelligence, family, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, Maturity, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, personal growth, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, stepsiblings, Support, teaching

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dysfunctional as your family? Look no further! Join our server where step-siblings fight over who gets to use the diamond pickaxe first, just like in real life!

Our server is perfect for those who have experience fending for themselves, just like the OP who learned to cook at a young age because their parents were too busy being useless. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to teach your stepsiblings how to survive in the game – that’s your job in real life, not in Minecraft!

Join now and experience the chaos of living with a dysfunctional family, minus the real-life drama. Who needs therapy when you can just play on our server and laugh at all the ridiculous situations that come up? So come on, join us and let’s see if you’re the ultimate survivor in both Minecraft and real life!

WeddingCraft2021

bridesmaid drama, family bullying, family conflict, family drama, family expectations, guest list drama, halloween wedding, last minute changes, power struggle, QR codes, satanic wedding, uninvited guests, uninviting guests, venue waitlist, wedding drama, wedding drama aftermath, wedding etiquette, wedding invitations, wedding planning, wedding stress, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	7690

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can plan your dream Halloween wedding without any interference from your mom, grandma, or uninvited aunt!

On our server, you can design the perfect spooky venue, invite only the guests who support your vision, and even replace any bridesmaids who dare to step out of line. Plus, with our exclusive QR code check-in system, you can ensure that only the true supporters of your wedding are allowed to attend.

Don’t let anyone bully you into changing your plans – join our server and show them that you won’t be messed with! Who knew planning a virtual wedding could be so liberating and drama-free?

NoAnonNoProblem Minecraft SMP

Anonymity, cybersecurity, data privacy, Data Protection, digital footprint, digital identity, internet, internet anonymity, internet culture, internet regulations, Minecraft, NoAnonNoProblem, online accountability, online behavior, online communication, online privacy, online reputation, online safety, online security, online tracking, personal information, privacy concerns, smp

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6972
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anonymity is strictly forbidden! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. If you want to thrive in this world, you better be on good terms with our llama overlords.

2. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant potato.

3. We have a thriving black market where you can trade rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes for…wait for it…potatoes. Yes, potatoes are the currency of choice in our world.

4. The only way to gain admin privileges on our server is to defeat the Ender Dragon in a dance-off. Can you bust a move well enough to earn the ultimate power?

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with llamas, ghosts, potatoes, and dance battles, join our Minecraft SMP today!

NightmareCraft

anxiety, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, fear, insomnia, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Night terrors, NightmareCraft, Nightmares, overthinking, panic attacks, phobias, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, sleepless nights, stress, support system, Therapy, worry

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only thing scary is running out of diamonds? Well, fear no more because on our server, you’ll be kept up all night by the spine-chilling sounds of…cows! That’s right, these cows have a secret agenda and they’re out to get you! Join our server if you dare to face the terror of the evil cows and their diabolical plans for world domination. So grab your pickaxe and prepare for a wild ride filled with moo-tastic adventures!

CraftyRussia Minecraft Server

controversy, CraftyRussia, current events, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, European capitals, european union, financial institutions, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global finance, government decisions, imf, international organizations, international relations, Minecraft, Outrage, political backlash, political tensions, Russia visit, Server, world news

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya know? We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers straight up breakdancing for emeralds.

But wait, there’s more! Our admins are like wizards, they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn your house into a freakin’ castle in seconds.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie chickens and skeleton cows? It’s lit, fam.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?). See ya there, homies!

PortuGrief: Wildfire Edition

climate change, disaster management, disaster relief, Edition, emergency declaration, emergency measures, emergency preparedness, emergency response, emergency services, environmental crisis, evacuation, extreme weather, Forest fires, government response, natural disasters, out of control, portugal, PortuGrief, state of calamity, Wildfire, wildfire prevention, wildfire season, Wildfires

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9027	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Zombie Dances:	1

come join our minecraft server where the only thing raging out of control are the epic builds and crazy adventures! forget about wildfires, we’ve got fire-breathing dragons roaming the land ready to challenge you to a build-off!

portugal may be in a state of calamity, but on our server, the only calamity you’ll face is trying to decide which epic minigame to play first! from spleef to parkour to pvp battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

so grab your pickaxe and join us today for a wild ride of fun and excitement! who needs real life drama when you can escape to our crazy minecraft world? join now and let the adventure begin!

Krueger Street Minecraft

city planning, dead trees, Elm Streets, Elm trees, fictional characters, freddy krueger, Halloween, horror film characters, horror movie references, horror movies, krueger, Krueger Street, Minecraft, movie quotes, movie trivia, nightmare on elm street, pop culture, spooky streets, street, street names, tree diseases, tree removal, Urban Legends

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Meteorites Collected:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where all the Elm trees are dead. Why, you ask? Because Freddy Krueger himself came and turned them all into spooky haunted trees! Now, every street is a Krueger Street, filled with jump scares and creepy crawlies. But don’t worry, you can join our server and become a fearless warrior, fighting off the evil Freddy and his army of zombie trees. Plus, if you survive long enough, you might just unlock the secret to bringing the Elm trees back to life and restoring peace to the land. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

WaveCraft: Slab Study & Fresnel Fun

Boundary Conditions, computational analysis, Dielectric materials, Electrodynamics, electromagnetic waves, Fresnel, Fresnel drag, Fresnel equations, Fun, light scattering, Maxwell’s equations, Moving dielectric slab, Numerical modeling, Numerical study, optical properties, optics, PHYSICS., Plane wave, simulation, slab, study, wave interference, Wave propagation, wave theory, WaveCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, dis server is like no other, it got a moving dielectric slab dat gets illuminated by a plane wave, like wut even is dat? and don’t even get me started on da Fresnel Drag, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. u gotta join dis server to experience da madness for urself, trust me u won’t regret it. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with treasure, u gotta see it to believe it. so come on, join us on dis epic adventure and let’s conquer da minecraft world together!

NEW MINCRAFT SIMP: Only semi-vanilla, mostly chaos!

Adventure, backups, BUILD, Chaos, Community, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Ip:, mincraft, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, Plugins, restarts, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, servername, simp, STRONG, Survival, world

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Animals Bred:	75	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Silly SMP Minecraft Server

Server Name	Silly SMP
IP Address	192.168.1.203
Plugins	EssentialsX

I made this server for fun and I’m hoping to build a good strong community. It restarts and backs up at 3am every 2 days.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address 192.168.1.203 in your Minecraft client to join the Silly SMP server.

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s rule page for more details.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! Feel free to invite your friends to join the Silly SMP community and have fun together.