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MineFighter Central – Where Creepers Throw Down in ‘/sfg/’!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3103
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Secret Passages Found:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old games and builds? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with a twist that will leave you in stitches!

Join our server for a chance to battle it out in epic Street Fighter 6 tournaments! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, it’s all about landing those sick combos and mastering your footsies in our virtual fighting arena.

But wait, there’s more! We have high level replays for you to study, frame data to analyze, and even a glossary to help you understand all the fighting game jargon. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Daigo drills to get you warmed up and ready to take on any opponent.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Street Fighter in the world of Minecraft!

ChunkyCraft: Where Curves Rule and Creepers Drool

Anons, asian, bbw, Black, CHUBBY, ChunkyCraft, CREEPERS, curves, DATING, Drool, eating healthy, fattening up, fluffy girls, gorgeous face, Heaven, Meta, nerdy, plus-sized girls, pussy, rule, skinny, socially awkward, stereotype, Taste, vouch

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Magic Items Found:	7603	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of skinny girls with no curves? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can find your perfect BBW girlfriend? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to finding and fattening up socially awkward, nerdy Asian girls with gorgeous faces!

Join us as we embark on a journey to promote these lovely ladies to genuine BBWs, all while they try to eat healthy and resist our efforts to fatten them up. But fear not, because their delicious pussies and sweet personalities make it all worth it.

So come on over and be a part of the new meta – where fluffy girls reign supreme and skinny black anons find true love in the most unexpected places. Don’t miss out on this unique and hilarious experience – join our Minecraft server now!

MineHeroesAcademy: Where even creepers can get a diploma!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Runes Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ores Mined:	9692

Are you tired of lame excuses for characters not facing consequences for their actions? Join our Minecraft server where punching hard won’t break your arms, but it might break the laws of physics! Horikoshi who? We don’t need ass pulls to have a good time here, just pure, unadulterated fun. Come join us and leave the retcons behind!

Down UnderCraft: Where Aussies Rule and Everyone Else Drools

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3207
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Do you love Australians as much as we do? Well, then you’ll fit right in on our Minecraft server! Our server is actually run by a group of kangaroos who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. They may not have opposable thumbs, but they sure know how to create some epic structures!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of our kangaroo overlords as they hop around the server, showing off their building skills. Plus, did we mention that all players get a free pet koala to help them mine for diamonds? It’s true! Our koalas are trained professionals when it comes to digging up precious resources.

So come on down under and join our wacky world of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even spot a dingo or two roaming around the server looking for a new friend to play with. See you there, mate!

Zeus’ Pixel Paradise: Where reality is optional and screenshots are overrated

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Come join us on our server where you can live out your wildest Greek mythology fantasies! Who needs the right picture when you can battle minotaurs, ride Pegasus, and even challenge Zeus himself to a game of Minecraft PVP?

Our server is so epic, even Hercules would be jealous. Join now and experience the thrill of building your own Acropolis, exploring the depths of the underworld, and maybe even finding a secret stash of diamonds guarded by a three-headed dog.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft hero of ancient Greece! Just remember, don’t anger the gods or you might end up with a lightning bolt in your blocky behind.

Crafty McCraftface: The ‘based’ Edition

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Secret Passages Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in Minecraft? Join our server and become a wizard with unlimited mana stockpiles! You’ll have your very own private, well-protected room where you can practice magic to your heart’s content. Just imagine the power coursing through your pixelated veins as you cast spells and brew potions like a boss. Don’t be a snort, join us and unleash your inner wizard today!

Crafty Crazies: RIP Ex-Girlfriend Edition

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll be too busy laughing to even remember her name! Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, wacky challenges, and even a secret love potion that will make you forget all about that heartbreaker. So come on, join us and let’s build a new world together, one block at a time (and maybe find a new Minecraft girlfriend along the way)!

Kousei’s Crafty Adventures: Arima’s World of Blocks

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Crops Grown:	4837	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is all about building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some real excitement!

Join our server and become a part of the epic rivalry between Kousei Arima and Chopin. That’s right, we’ve got gang wars happening in the world of Minecraft, and you don’t want to miss out on the action!

Forget about peaceful mining and crafting, on our server, you’ll be dodging piano practice sessions and school suspensions left and right. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

So, if you’re ready to throw down with some savage players like Watari and his crew, then come on over to our server. Just remember, if you talk smack about Kousei Arima, be prepared to catch these hands in-game!

BritsCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide in pixelated chaos!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Monday Night Edish is here to shake things up! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Blocky Bob, you’ll earn a special prize that will make all your friends jealous!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of our server’s dungeons where you’ll face off against the dreaded Cactus Queen. Rumor has it that she guards a treasure chest filled with diamonds, but be warned – she’s armed with a deadly arsenal of prickly projectiles!

So what are you waiting for? Join Monday Night Edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Minecraft Mayhem: Dokibird’s LOL-tastic Adventure!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! This server is so epic, it’s like building a house out of diamond blocks while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Our Blonde Angel Edition will have you rolling on the floor laughing with her crazy antics and epic heists. She’s got a Youtube channel where she showcases her epic Minecraft skills, a Twitch channel where she streams her wild adventures, and even a VOD channel for all those epic moments you just can’t miss.

But wait, there’s more! Follow her on Twitter for even more madness and check out her shop for some insane merch that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got OP Sauce that will blow your mind and make your Minecraft experience even more epic. Trust us, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this Minecraft server, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Let’s make some memories that will go down in Minecraft history!