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LostInterestCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	125	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Crops Grown:	2690	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft server where you can find love in the most unexpected places! We have a special matchmaking feature that pairs you up with players based on their crafting skills and block-placing techniques. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while building a giant pixelated castle together!

One player joined our server looking for a partner to help them defeat the Ender Dragon, but ended up falling in love with someone who had a strange obsession with collecting dirt blocks. They bonded over their mutual love for building dirt houses and lived happily ever after in their dirt mansion.

So if you’re looking for a new adventure and a chance to find love in the world of Minecraft, join our server today! Who knows, you might just meet your perfect match while exploring caves and fighting off creepers.

LeprechaunCraft: Zelensky’s Defense

bilateral agreement, Defense, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, government relations, international relations, ireland, Irish-Ukrainian relations, LeprechaunCraft, military cooperation, national security, Peacekeeping, political news, security agreement, security alliance, strategic partnership, treaty negotiation, Ukraine, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got Ireland and Ukraine teaming up for some crazy security shenanigans! Zelensky himself is leading the charge, building fortresses and setting traps for creepers like a boss. You gotta join us for the most epic battles and alliances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Plus, rumor has it that leprechauns and unicorns are roaming around, ready to join your squad and help you conquer the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and become a legend in our server!

PopularityCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Farms Harvested:	759	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	78
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and build your own rollercoaster that launches you into the sky!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take on the challenge of taming a wild Ender Dragon and riding it into battle against the evil villagers.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Lia’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

2024.., 3-year Anniversary merch, Adabana Necromancy, charms, Cytube channel, Divegrass team, Hime, LIA, Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, Lia Plushie, Lia shirts, Lia’s birthday, Lias, love Lia, Minecraft, new outfit, original song, phase connect, Phase Origins, pins, PIXEL, Playground, PRINTS, Server, VOD suggestions, VODclubhouse, yaoi

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3387
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe, where only the most elite players are allowed to enter – ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ! But beware, NO GIRLS ALLOWED! Yes, that’s right, this server is so top secret that even girls are banned from joining. Why? Because Lia said so, that’s why!

Join us for epic streams where Lia could be writing YAOI on stream tonight! And who knows, Hime might even make a guest appearance. Plus, don’t miss Lia’s birthday bash on July 31st – it’s going to be lit!

But that’s not all – Phase Origins just dropped a cover of Adabana Necromancy, and Lia announced that a new outfit AND original song are in production for 2024. Can you handle all this excitement?!

And if you want to show your loyalty to Lia, we’ve got you covered with Lia merch galore! From Lia plushies to Lia shirts that will make you say WTF, we’ve got everything a true Lia fan could ever want.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and remember, only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia will always be there for you, guiding you through the world of Minecraft with her magical powers. Previous Thread >>80621586 – because you don’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans!

SisSleepover Minecraft Server

balance, charisma, Charm, computers, Frustration, Game Nights, gym, hikes, hobbies, Insecurities, introverted, IT, Minecraft, nerdy, programming, self esteem, Server, SisSleepover, Social Skills, stand up for myself, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Are you tired of being stereotyped as a socially awkward IT guy? Well, join our Minecraft server and show the world that IT guys can be cool too!

We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you forget all about those outdated stereotypes. Plus, rumor has it that the creepers on our server are actually secret agents sent by the IT guys to keep things interesting.

So come join us and prove that being a computer whiz doesn’t mean you can’t be the life of the party. Who knows, you might even impress your girlfriend’s brother with your newfound coolness. Join now and let’s break those stereotypes together!

JobStealerBoyfriendNoSupportAITA

aita, anger, Betrayed, Boyfriend, daytime position, Department, dramatic, EXCITEMENT, Excuses, forgiveness, hardware store, hurt, hurt feelings, JobStealerBoyfriendNoSupportAITA, lying.., minimum wage, MISTAKES, Monday-Friday, not supporting, Principle, stole job, Trained, training period, Transportation, Upset, verbal agreement

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	6350
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is served hotter than a lava pool! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, lies, and shady deals just like this crazy story we just made up! 🌋💔

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of backstabbing your loved ones over a virtual job position? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! 😂🔪

Join now and immerse yourself in a world where your boyfriend steals your dream job, lies to your face, and then expects you to forgive him because “people make mistakes.” 😝🙄

But hey, at least his mom thinks he made the right decision, so that’s gotta count for something, right? 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, deceit, and questionable life choices! Who needs reality TV when you’ve got Minecraft drama like this? 😂🎢💥

TrumpedCraft: The Alternate Reality

Alternate, alternate history, Assassination, Chaos, consequences, Conspiracy, Government, History, hypothetical scenario, Impact, investigation, leadership, Politics, power, president, Reality, secret service, SECURITY, speculation, trump, TrumpedCraft, united states, what if

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Villages Defended:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Ever wondered what would have happened if Trump’s assassination had succeeded? Well, wonder no more because on our Minecraft server, we’ve created an alternate universe where Trump was taken out by a rogue Enderman! Join us for a wild ride through a world where chaos reigns supreme and creepers run for president. Build your own White House out of diamond blocks, ride on llama-driven limos, and battle it out in epic PvP battles to determine who will rule this crazy new world. So come on, join us and see what could have been if Trump’s assassination had actually gone down!

EU Car Speed Limiters

Automotive Industry, automotive technology, CAR, driver assistance, driving habits, EU legislation, european union, intelligent speed adaptation, Isa, Limiters, new cars, road accidents, road safety, smart vehicles, SPEED, speed control, speed enforcement, speed limiters, speed monitoring, speed restrictions, traffic laws, vehicle regulations, vehicle safety

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the speed limiters are off the charts just like the new cars in the European Union! we got pigs flying at mach speed, chickens racing against each other, and creepers zooming past you like they’re late for a TNT convention.

if you wanna experience the thrill of breaking speed limits without getting a ticket, then this is the place for you. we even have a secret underground racing track where you can test your driving skills against other players.

so what are you waiting for? hop on this crazy train of speed and join us for some high-octane fun! just make sure to buckle up, because things are about to get wild on this server.

Crafty4Ever

arithmetic, calculation, Counting, counting strategy, Crafty4Ever, education, educational techniques, learning, Manipulation, math concepts, mathematical concepts, Mathematics, multiples, number manipulation, number theory, Numbers, numerical patterns, numerical sequences, patterns, Sequences, teaching

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7873
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4271	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3

join our cray cray minecraft server where we make 5 and 10 mean 4 and 8 cuz why not lol. it’s like a math class gone wild but in a blocky world. imagine counting up with multiples of 4 instead of 5, it’s a whole new level of wackiness. come join us for some mind-bending fun and see if you can keep up with our insane number games. who needs normal math when you can have minecraft math, right? come on, you know you want to join the madness!

PeakLife Minecraft Server

activities, Adventure, culture, discovery, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, fulfillment, Fun, hobbies, leisure, Minecraft, new experiences, peak life, PeakLife, recent political events, Relaxation, satisfaction, self improvement, Server, socializing, travel, what to do

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question reality itself.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Or build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where you can battle giant flying squids with laser beams shooting out of their eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world so insane, you’ll never want to leave! Trust us, it’s better than watching the news.