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Ethereally Captivating Minecraft SMP God

Admiration, androgynous, beauty standards, Captivating, deserving, elven-like, ethereal beauty, Ethereally, FANTASY, Femininity, Flaw, Gender Fluidity, GOD, god complex, idealization, Insecurity, Masculinity, Minecraft, Perfection, pretty boys, Renowned, self loathing, self worth, smp, Worship

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Dimension Hops:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where pretty boys reign supreme and ugly men like myself bow down to their ethereal beauty. Join us on this server where every player is transformed into an androgynous elven-like being, because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to be a stunning creature of perfection?

But beware, the competition for the title of the prettiest boy on the server is fierce. Rumor has it that the current reigning pretty boy has hair so shiny it blinds other players, and a smile so dazzling it causes lag spikes for those who dare to look directly at it.

So come join us on this wild and whimsical server, where beauty is everything and ugliness is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary pretty boy of the server, with all the power and glory that comes with it. Just remember to bring your best contouring skills and your shiniest hair products, because in this world, only the prettiest survive.

QuoteMaster Minecraft SMP

#Sayings, author quotes, famous quotes, favorite quotes, iconic quotes, impactful quotes, influential figures, inspiration, life quotes, literary quotes, memorable quotes, Minecraft, motivational quotes, philosophy, quotations, QuoteMaster, quotes, role models, smp, thought leaders, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco party every night! And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! I know, right?! Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is a regular player on the server and he gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most wacky Minecraft community ever! Let’s goooooo!

NoFriendzAllowed

BETRAYAL, controlling behavior, deal breaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, friendship, gossiping, INCONSISTENCY, Jealousy, lack of boundaries, lack of communication, lack of empathy, lack of loyalty, lack of support, lack of trust, Manipulation, Negativity, NoFriendzAllowed, Selfishness, toxic behavior, unresolved conflicts

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Void Gems Collected:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of friends who don’t share their diamonds with you in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to find loyal companions who will always give you their best loot, no questions asked. Join us and never worry about selfish friends again! Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will always have your back in the world of blocks and pixels? Join now and start building friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone steals your enchanted sword).

CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server

Asian investment, bilateral relations, CraftyKyiv, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, economic cooperation, economic development, economic growth, economic stability, financial aid, financial assistance, financial contributions, foreign investment, government funding, infrastructure projects, international aid, international support, Japan, Minecraft, monetary support, Server, trade partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

lol ukraine be ballin’ with that sweet cash flow from japan, like damn son. but guess what? our minecraft server got even more riches than that, we got diamonds for days, yo. join our server and you’ll be swimmin’ in virtual bling, like a minecraft rapper or somethin’. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of wild wolves with laser eyes. ain’t no one messin’ with our server, we the kings of the block, baby. so come on over and join the madness, you won’t regret it. #minecraftriches #diamondsfordays #laserwolves

PantsirCraft: Russian Crash Landings

Accidents, air defense, Analysis, Aviation, Confirmed, crash, Defense, international relations, investigation, involvement, Kazakhstan, Landings, Military, missile defense, News, Pantsir-S System, PantsirCraft, plane crash, Russian, SECURITY, Technology, Tragedy, Updates

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

so like, this server is like, so epic that even the Russian Pantsir-S system wants to join in on the fun! they were all like pew pew pew and then boom! they crashed in Kazakhstan but it’s all good cuz they respawned on our server and now they’re building a giant pantsir-s statue out of diamonds and emeralds. join now to witness the epicness and maybe even crash your own plane (virtually of course) and see what crazy adventures await you!

Heart Attack Halters

Attack, Halters, Heart

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

so, like, if you want to, like, not have a heart attack, you should, like, totally join our minecraft server! we have, like, crazy amounts of physical activity, like jumping around and mining and stuff. it’s, like, proven that playing on our server can, like, cut your risk of heart attack by, like, 33 percent! so come join us and, like, save your heart while having a blast in the minecraft world!

HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, handsome, HandsomeCraft, Insecurity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Ugly, validation, Women

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2479	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Zombie Dances:	9

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your looks again! We have virtual blocks to build your dream mansion and pixelated pigs that will love you no matter what. Who needs real women when you can have a creeper as a companion? It’s time to level up your self-esteem and find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Don’t be a sad sack in real life, come join us and be the king of the pixelated world!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anons, chuuba, Contribute, Corpo, delinquent, discuss, erp, fantasies, fantasize, Fun, general, indie, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, Slutposting, smp, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, worshipping

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Farms Harvested:	194	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	229	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

EgoCraft SMP

EgoCraft, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂🤪🦄🐔🚀🌈

MineCraftDreamJob

AMBITION, aspirations, career goals, dream career, dream job, dream job aspirations, dream job fulfillment, dream job in life, dream profession, fulfillment, future aspirations, ideal career, ideal job, life goals, Long-term goals, MineCraftDreamJob, Passion, personal growth, professional development, success, ultimate goal

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3947
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Dragon Eggs Found:	9554

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional block stacker! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, become the ultimate block stacking champion in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you stack blocks like a pro, but you can also become a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, forget about herding sheep or cows, wrangle those pesky chickens and become the top chicken wrangler in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough, how about becoming a professional lava diver? That’s right, dive headfirst into pools of lava and come out unscathed! Show off your lava diving skills to all your friends and become the envy of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest dreams in the most outrageous ways possible!