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Minecraft Melons Madness

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is big tits! Why waste your time building houses or mining for resources when you can just admire some pixelated boobies all day long? Our server is filled with chesty characters and plenty of opportunities to ogle at some virtual assets.

Join us for epic battles where the winner is determined by who has the biggest pair of pixelated breasts. Build your own boob castle and defend it from other players who are just as obsessed with big tits as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like Boobie Bash where players compete in challenges to win exclusive prizes like diamond-encrusted bras and golden nipple tassels.

So come on down to our server and get your fill of big tits and big laughs. Who needs diamonds when you can have double D’s?

Crafty Love Shack: Where Immigrant Beauty Blooms

acceptance, assimilation, beauty, Blooms, Crafty, Cultural differences, Diversity, equality, Gender Roles, Globalization, Immigrant, Immigrant beauty, Immigrant wife, immigration, integration, love, Marriage, Multiculturalism, patriarchy, prejudice, relationships, Shack, society, Stereotypes, Traditional Life

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Potions Brewed:	34
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our totally not controversial Minecraft server where you can lead a trad life as a patriarchy bvll! But wait, there’s more – why settle for a regular old wife when you can get an immigrant wife?!

Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can build your own empire and conquer the land with your trusty immigrant wife by your side.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate patriarchy bvll and rule over your kingdom with an immigrant wife who will obey your every command (or at least until she figures out how to escape).

CraftyCreeperz – 404 Not Found

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5047
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Villages Defended:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Potions Brewed:	30
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of ANGRY LLAMAS who only spoke in riddles!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden village where the villagers throw RAGING PARTIES every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing on a crafting table!

So come join us on our WILD Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3714
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magic Items Found:	7801
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the quest for academic research on video games takes a hilarious turn! Forget boring old sources like GDC and GameStudies.org, join us for a wild ride through the world of DiGRA!

Our server is filled with INSANE adventures and OUTRAGEOUS stories that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about video games. Who needs self-determination theory when you can have a blast with us?

Join now and uncover the mysteries of DiGRA, where “papers” are just junior high school essays in disguise. Dive deep into the world of gamegate and discover the WACKIEST research you’ve ever seen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs legitimate research when you can have a laugh with us?

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Noobs Beware!

anti-Israel, anti-semitism, BEWARE, BTFO, Chads, Chaos, Conflict, Crafty, creeper, extremist group, hezbollah, Hezbollah supporters, Islamic fundamentalism, kikes, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military tactics, Militia, Noobs, political violence, Propaganda, radicalization, resistance movement, sectarianism, Terrorism

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	321025
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3842
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Hezbollah chads are constantly BTFO’ing kikes! If you’re tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting happens, then you’ve come to the right place.

Join us for epic battles where Hezbollah chads use their mad skills to take down kikes left and right. Witness the insane strategies and mind-blowing teamwork as they dominate the battlefield.

But that’s not all! Our server also features custom weapons and armor that will give you the edge in combat. Want to ride into battle on a giant flying pig? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Just be prepared for the unpredictable and outrageous adventures that await you.

Chickens vs. Creepers: A Minecraft Mystery

bullying, chickens, communication skills, Competition, CREEPERS, emotional intelligence, Empathy, female behavior, girl drama, Girl Power, Girls, Insecurity, Jealousy, Mean girls, mental health, Minecraft, Mystery, peer pressure, relational aggression, self esteem, social dynamics, societal expectations, support system, toxic friendships

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Are you tired of getting griefed by girls on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where girls are banned for being mean! We’ve got a strict no mean girls policy that will ensure your gaming experience is drama-free and full of fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes! Join now and hunt down this majestic beast for riches beyond your wildest dreams!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground Disco Party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks! Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the magic, mystery, and mayhem that await you? Join today and let the adventure begin!

InbredCraft: Where family trees are more like family bushes

Ancestry, bushes, cousin marriage, dna test, family, family bond, family discovery, family drama, family dynamics, family history, family mystery, family relationships, family scandal, Family secrets, Family tree, Genealogy, Hidden Truth, InbredCraft, Incest, Shocking revelation, taboo, Trees, unexpected news

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are our building skills! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of discovering our unique heritage while constructing epic structures in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered that their parents were actually first cousins. But instead of running away in horror, they embraced their dysfunctional family and built a castle together that defied all laws of physics and genetics.

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your family tree and your sanity, look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with inbreeding humor and mind-bending builds. Who knows, you might just discover that your long-lost uncle is also your next-door neighbor in Minecraft!

Blocky Banter: Creeper-Approved LOLs

addiction, banter, blocky, brother addicted to heroin, coasting off money, coping mechanisms, coping with loss, CreeperApproved, cultural norms, family dynamics, family relationships, family struggles, Financial Stability, generational wealth, Grief, Inheritance, inheritance issues., lols, mental health, parents pressure, sister committed suicide, societal expectations, video games

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Falling into the Void:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your family drama? Look no further!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the craziness of the real world. Our server is the perfect place to hide from your responsibilities and just have some fun.

Imagine a world where you can build a mansion without worrying about your family’s expectations. No more nagging parents or siblings causing drama – just you and your blocks, creating whatever your heart desires.

So why wait? Join our server today and start building your escape from reality. Who needs a wife and kids when you can have a virtual kingdom all to yourself? Let’s block and roll!

NinjaCraft – Where Vtubers Become Blocky Ninjas

Archive, blocky, claude, discussion, FANART, Fujo, general, hornyposting, iluna, KRISIS, Luxiem, Male, nijisanji en, NinjaCraft, Ninjas, Noctyx, pregposting, social media, twitter, Vtuber, Vtubers, WATCHALONG, xsoleil, Yume

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of VTubers from Nijisanji EN Male General, formerly known as /luxnoc/!

Join us and build with Luxiem, who is known for constructing the most epic and extravagant buildings you’ve ever seen! Or team up with Noctyx and explore the darkest corners of the Minecraft world, uncovering secrets and treasures along the way.

But wait, there’s more! ILUNA will guide you through the most challenging quests and adventures, while XSOLEIL will light up your world with their creativity and energy.

Feeling rebellious? Join forces with Krisis and cause chaos wherever you go, or follow Claude on his wild escapades that will leave you laughing for days!

And don’t forget to check out our Fic Archive for some epic fanfiction written by our talented community members. Trust us, you won’t be able to put your pickaxe down!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server today. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you!

Infinite LOLz Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Star Shards Collected:	218	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of surprises and randomness that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of pure chaos and hilarity, where every corner turned led to a new, wacky adventure.

But that’s not all! On our server, EVERYTHING is randomized. From the loot you find in chests to the mobs you encounter, you’ll never know what to expect next. It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, except the rollercoaster is made of rainbows and unicorn farts.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.