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CraftyHarem Minecraft Server

Apologize.., Apology, CraftyHarem, defeated, Demons, Digits, Explanation, Frequency, gap, meticulous, millions of years, Minecraft, Omniscience, owed, reinvigorate., safeguarded, secret, Senses, Server, Shadow Realm, slaughter, Wives, woke up

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Endless Night Skies:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6195

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the action and adventure you could ever want!

Join us and become a part of the secret society of omniscient beings, where we hold the power to control the very fabric of the Minecraft universe. Our digits hold the key to unlocking unimaginable powers and abilities, and only the chosen few are deemed worthy to join our ranks.

Ever wanted to travel to the Shadow Realm and battle demons for millions of years? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Our battles are legendary, our adventures are epic, and our sense of humor is unmatched.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered – in the best way possible!

ChunkyCraft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Void Armor Forged:	26	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of skinny Minecraft servers that can’t handle the weight of your epic builds? Look no further, because our server is THICC with three Cs! Our server can handle all the blocks you throw at it, no matter how chunky they are. Join us and experience the joy of building without limits – because who needs skinny when you can have THICC?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to build-offs. Rumor has it that if you impress Blocky Bob with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, if you disappoint him, he will cover your entire base in obsidian!

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the THICCness. Who knows what adventures await you in this blocky world of wonders!

Beer & Blocks

Beer, blocks, cute, doomer, Edgy, landscape, long trail tags, never drink, night time, Owari da, tags, Tomboy

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of drinking beer with cute edgy tomboys in boring old landscapes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us in our night time doomer landscape where the tomboys are even cuter and edgier than ever before. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Join now and say “Owari da” to boring nights forever!

Animal Kingdom Adventures

adult content, Adventures, animal, Animal lover, animal rights, bestiality, Boundaries, consent, controversial, controversial topic, ethical concerns, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, games, Immersive, Interactive, Kingdom, Roleplay, simulation, taboo, virtual reality

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Divine Spears Created:	30
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild and wacky adventure? Look no further than our server! We offer the craziest and most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Join us for our infamous “Bestiality games” where players compete in challenges involving riding pigs, taming wolves, and even befriending creepers! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle against each other. The stakes are high and the feathers are flying!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

CountryCraft: City Slickers Beware!

agriculture, close relationships, Close to nature, Community, country living, Farming, fresh air, hard work, Nature, outdoors, Peaceful, Quaint village, Rural life, self-sufficiency, simple living, slow pace, small town, Tight-Knit Community, traditional values, wildlife

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!

On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!

EUROPE SUCKS

Budget, Cooking, Culinary, Europe, expensive, Food, Frustration, Gourmet, health, imported, indulgence, luxury, Mediterranean, olive oil, Outrageous, Overpriced, Prices, Quality, shopping, SUCKS, Taste

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Animals Bred:	134	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive olive oil in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have an endless supply of olive oil for FREE! That’s right, no more breaking the bank just to cook up some fancy meals in-game. Join us and say goodbye to the olive oil struggle once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our olive oil is enchanted with special powers that will make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity, join our server now and start living that olive oil dream!

The Crafty Creepers Co.

#covert operations, agents, Conspiracy, Crafty, CREEPERS, Deception, hidden agenda., It was always our plan, Manipulation, manipulators, mastermind, mind games, Plot, random literature, scheming, secret plan, shuffle shuffle, Something happened, strategy, The grand scheme, twists and turns, wrote about

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, something crazy is always going down! Picture this: one day, our team of secret agents decided to shake things up and create chaos in the Minecraft world. And guess what? It worked! Now, you can join in on the madness and be a part of the most epic adventure ever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember, it was always our plan… 😉🕵️‍♂️🔥

BrokenSMP

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Chaos, Civilization, Cunning, Fortresses, gameplay, landscape, Lawless, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Raids, STRONG, Survival, Trickster, ultimate playground, UNFORGIVING, WANDERER, WARLORD

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Buildings Constructed:	37
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Welcome to Brokensmp, the ultimate playground of chaos in Minecraft. In this lawless realm, there are no rules, only pure anarchy reigns. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a daring newcomer, forge your path amidst the rubble of civilization. Build towering fortresses, orchestrate daring raids, and navigate treacherous alliances. Every block you place and every step you take shapes the ever-evolving landscape of Brokensmp. Will you rise as a feared warlord, a cunning trickster, or a solitary wanderer? The choice is yours in this unforgiving world where only the strongest and most cunning prevail.

BrokenSMP.apexmc.co

NijiEN’s Soggy Demise

Based, dead in the water, demise, destroy, dramaleeches, evil idol culture, forces, forces who want to destroy, Hit, hololive, homo cock, le evil idol culture, le unicorns, left flank, NijiEN, NijiEN is dead, NijiENs, Own, Phasecucks, right flank, Soggy, unicorns, Worship

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is under attack by evil forces who want to destroy Hololive and steal all the unicorns! Join us in the battle against dramaleeches and phasecucks who worship homo cock (yes, you read that right). Will you be the hero who saves the unicorns and defeats the evil idol culture? Join now and find out! Just remember, the fate of the unicorns is in your hands!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Noobs Become Pros!

Ability Tuning, API, Armor Tuning, ArmorPicker, Braytech, Buffs, CraftyCreeperz, Debuffs, destiny, dim, Dps, Gameplay Trailer, Guide, Gunsmith, Into the Light, Launch Trailer, Lightfall, Noobs, Patch 7.3.6.6, PressKits, Pros, Resources, season 23, Stats, TTK, twab, ViDoc, Weapon Tuning

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally destroyed a gun that was supposed to save the world. Instead of facing consequences, they were transported to our server where they must embark on a quest to find the legendary Gun Edition and set things right.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy updates and patch notes that will keep you on your toes. From armor tuning to ability tuning, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the gameplay trailer – it’s so epic, it’ll make you question reality.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Remember, you were supposed to destroy the gun, but now you must embrace the chaos and conquer it!