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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 3590 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9368 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 4001 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Want a server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest, most bonkers server in town!
Join us and you’ll be slaying zombies with diamond swords like a boss, building epic castles taller than the Ender Dragon, and mining for rare ores deeper than the Nether! But wait, there’s more!
Our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot, like enchanted armor that makes you invincible and potions that give you super speed! Plus, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on epic quests to defeat the evil Endermen and save the world!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a Minecraft legend! Just remember, Blinken approves sale to Israel of military equipment worth over $20 bln… wait, what? Ignore that last part, just come join the fun!
