Life Eternal Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Shorty City Craft

2050, 5 million, 50 countries, children, city, Craft, east asia, EyeSight, Factors, Female Gender, gender differences, global health, INCREASE, myopia, prevalence, research, shortsighted, shorty, study, teens, urban living, vision

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being shortsighted in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your shortsightedness forever!

Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.

And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!

Streamer’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#youtube, Am I doing this right, BLOCK, commentary, Community, Content Creator, creepy, cute, discuss, Entertainment, Gaming, general, influencer, internet culture, Live streaming, Minecraft, online personality, online presence, Party, Server, social media, Streamer, Streamers, twitch, weird

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Animals Bred:	157
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Zombie Dances:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is filled with cute streamers that will make you question reality itself! Join us as we discuss these streamers in the weirdest and creepiest ways possible – you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft master in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Nostalgic Mayan Cycle Minecraft SMP

ancient artifacts, ancient beliefs, ancient civilizations, Ancient Culture, ancient history, Ancient rituals, ancient traditions, ancient wisdom, Archaeological Sites, cultural heritage, cultural nostalgia, Cycle, historical nostalgia, historical reminiscence, lost civilizations, Mayan, Mayan Calendar, Mayan civilization, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgic, past civilizations, smp, time cycles, time periods

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9917
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us on a journey back in time to the last Mayan cycle where we will build pyramids, sacrifice villagers (just kidding…maybe), and summon ancient spirits to help us mine diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who controls all the chickens in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he will grant you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the Mayan cycle and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

NoDrunkTurkeyDay

aita, alcoholism, berating, Cancer, coping with loss, Drunk, family dynamics, Family Events, Fighting, holidays, inebriated, nagging, NoDrunkTurkeyDay, overconsumption, pot smoking, Retirement, shots fired, Thanksgiving, Train wreck, Unbearable, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
New Chunks Explored:	584946	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Runes Activated:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the drunken Thanksgiving disasters and passive-aggressive texts from your mom.

On our server, you can build a virtual world free from nagging and berating, where the only shots fired are from your bow and arrow. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to mining, crafting, and exploring with fellow players who won’t judge you for wanting a sober Thanksgiving.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build your own paradise and let your creativity run wild, without any unwanted drunken BBQ invites. Trust us, this server is a lot more fun than dealing with your mom’s alcohol-fueled antics. Let’s craft away the drama together!

HackMyBodyMC SMP

Alternative Medicine, biohacking, body hacks, body optimization, body transformation tips, DIY health remedies, fitness secrets, HackMyBodyMC, health tips, healthy living hacks, holistic remedies, life hacks, longevity secrets, mind-body connection, natural remedies, self care tips, self-healing techniques, self-improvement hacks, smp, unconventional health tips, wellness hacks, wellness tricks

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6832
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mines Excavated:	4754
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we have secret body life hacks that will make you the ultimate pro player in no time!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper sneaks up on you. But with our special body life hack, you can do a backflip and dodge the explosion like a ninja!

And that’s not all – our SMP is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Just last week, our admin accidentally turned into a chicken and started laying eggs everywhere. It was clucking hilarious!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become the most epic player in the most outrageous way possible!

BlockParty: NoGriefingFam

Assertiveness, blockparty, boundaries with family, boundary setting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional boundaries, establishing boundaries, family boundaries, family conflicts, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, handling difficult family members, healthy relationships, NoGriefingFam, personal space, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, toxic family members

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	194
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117

Are your family members constantly invading your Minecraft territory like a bunch of creepers? Do they keep stealing your diamonds and building ugly structures in your world without asking for permission? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to pesky family members encroaching on your personal space. We have a special plugin that creates an impenetrable force field around your base, keeping out unwanted visitors and ensuring your privacy. Plus, our admin team is like a squad of overprotective parents, ready to ban anyone who dares to mess with your stuff.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of Steve, the player who single-handedly defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it he did it blindfolded while juggling chickens. Join our server and maybe you’ll be the next Minecraft hero to go down in history!

So if you’re tired of your family members trampling all over your virtual turf, come join us on our epic Minecraft server. It’s time to show them who’s the real boss of this blocky world!

Coral Buffet: Heatwave Savior

buffet, climate change, conservation strategies, coral, coral conservation, coral feeding, coral health, Coral Reefs, coral research, coral survival, ecosystem resilience, Environmental Science, Feeding coral, heat stress, heatwave, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine life, ocean conservation, ocean health, research, SAVIOR, sustainable practices

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Villages Defended:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Void Armor Forged:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

so like, u ever wanted to save the coral reefs while playing minecraft? well dis server is da place for u! we got coral that needs feeding to survive heat stress and u can be da hero to save dem all. join now and be da coral conservation warrior u always wanted to be. plus, rumor has it dat if u feed enuff coral, u unlock a secret underwater world with diamond armor-wearing fish and talking squids. so what u waiting for? come join da fun and save da coral, one block at a time!

RAGELAND (1.16.5-1.21.1) Minecraft server

Auto-mine, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Building Skills, Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, Empty, Fly, Game Currency, Hide and seek, Leaderboards, Mini Games, MONEY, No Dupe, No Wipes, ONLINE, Pets, Pirate, Plugins, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, r4gep1ay, Russian, Server Setup, Shops, Survival, trampolines, twitch streamer, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Farms Harvested:	207
Runes Activated:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to the new project R4GELAND! Here you will find adventures in the classic survival mode. The server has various plugins for weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money).

There are also mini-games: BedWars, BuildBattle, Hide and Seek. Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

Minecraft server of Twitch streamer r4gep1ay – https://twitch.tv/r4gep1ay. If you have good skills in building or setting up a server, please contact us through the VKontakte group: https://vk.com/r4geland

r4geland.ru

Butthurt Belter’s Rope Minecraft Server

anger management, Belters, Butthurt, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanism, emotional health, emotional intelligence, emotions, healing, Mental well-being, Minecraft, relationships, rope, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Server, Soul, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, triggers

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	742903
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of getting roped into drama by those pesky butthurt belters? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no butthurt belter policy! Join us and say goodbye to the drama and hello to endless fun and adventure.

But wait, there’s more! Legend has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can mine diamonds with unicorns, build castles with talking animals, and battle evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon. Who needs reality when you have our crazy Minecraft world to escape to?

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the butthurt belters behind. Your soul will thank you for it!

Professor Signorelli’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, balance, chewed, digestion, disorders, Food, Intelligent, lassitude, liver, Minecraft, Neapolitan, neutralism, nostalgic inactivity, pancreas, pasta, pessimism, Professor, Rice, saliva, Signorelli, Signorellis, smp, starchy, transformation

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magic Items Found:	3903	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of feeling lassitude, pessimism, and nostalgic inactivity? Do you want to break free from the shackles of neutralism? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where we promise to bring balance back to your organs and your life!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained pasta experts who will guide you on a journey of self-discovery and carb-loading. With their guidance, you will learn to chew your pasta properly and avoid disruptions in your pancreas and liver.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground pasta laboratory where we conduct experiments to create the perfect pasta dish. Who knows what delicious creations you might discover?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where pasta is more than just a food – it’s a way of life. Don’t let Signorelli’s warnings scare you away, embrace the pasta and join us today!