Lieutenant Dan Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

Bitchcraft, Bitches, catchphrase, Character, classic movie, comedy, Dans, famous quote, Forrest Gump, funny, humor, iconic character, iconic line, iconic scene, insult, lack of bitches, Lieutenant, Lieutenant Dan, lonely, memorable quote, movie quote, no bitches, pop culture, Server, tom hanks

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Animals Bred:	135	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

BoobCraft Minecraft Server

aita, anger, Body, body image, BoobCraft, Boobs, Boundaries, Bra, Comment, Minecraft, mom, Mother Daughter, question.., relationship, Ridiculous, Saggy, self esteem, Server, shower, Small, snapping, TOXIC, weight

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shapes and sizes, just like my ever-changing boob situation. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time I walked out of the shower and had a showdown with my mom about bra-wearing etiquette.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about toxic comments or ridiculous questions about your body. Unless, of course, you’re battling it out in a PVP arena and someone starts trash-talking your blocky avatar’s pixelated physique.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community as accepting and hilarious as this one? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where the drama is as entertaining as a soap opera plotline? Join now and let the madness begin!

HubbyNoHelpInLawRage

anxiety, Communication, Confidence, Conflict, Confrontation, crying, Driving, emotions, family, Honesty, HubbyNoHelpInLawRage, husband, in-laws, learning, Marriage, relationships, resolution, Support, teaching, Truth, Yelling

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
New Chunks Explored:	263345	Villages Defended:	11

Hey there gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you conquer your fears and anxieties? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your driving fears.

Just like how this player overcame her fear of driving with the help of her brother and his husband, you too can conquer any obstacle on our server. Whether it’s battling mobs, exploring new lands, or building epic structures, we’ve got you covered.

And hey, if you’re looking for a supportive community that will always have your back, our server is the place to be. Just like how this player’s family rallied around her to celebrate her achievements, our community will lift you up and cheer you on every step of the way.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and show the world what you’re made of! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new skill or talent you never knew you had. See you in the game!

AnimalCraze Minecraft Server

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, animal companionship, animal conservation, animal habitats, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, Animal lover, animal rights, animal species, animal symbolism, animal welfare, AnimalCraze, cute animals, favorite animal, furry friends, Minecraft, Nature, pet, Server, why, wildlife

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	722
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Animals Bred:	148	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	191

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only animals you see are the usual pigs, cows, and chickens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole zoo of crazy creatures just waiting to be tamed and ridden into battle!

Imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant flamingo, wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit of armor made entirely of cheese. Or how about taming a pack of flying llamas and using them to raid enemy bases in style?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who are always looking for new recruits. Join them in their quest to protect the server from evil forces and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the world.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life!

PixelPottyMouth

Alternatives, anger, Censorship, Communication, creativity, cultural norms, curse words, euphemisms, expletives, Expression, Frustration, Language, PixelPottyMouth, polite language, Profanity, Slang, social norms, substitution, swear words, taboo, verbal restraint

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Villages Defended:	7
Votes:	6226	Gods Slained:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of getting kicked from servers for dropping F-bombs left and right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let loose with all the creative swear word alternatives your heart desires! From “fudge nuggets” to “flipping flapjacks”, we’ve got you covered.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling creepers while shouting out ridiculous swear word substitutes that will have your fellow players rolling on the floor laughing. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try coming up with your own wacky swear word alternatives to share with the rest of the community.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue as you curse up a storm in the most family-friendly way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

JungleCraft Server: Loggers vs Tribes!

amazon rainforest, conservation, conservation efforts, Cultural preservation, Deforestation, endangered, endangered cultures, environmental activism, Environmental Protection, illegal logging, indigenous people, indigenous rights, isolated tribes, JungleCraft, Loggers, Peruvian Amazon, remote tribes, Server, sighted, Sustainable development, tribal rights, Tribes, Uncontacted tribe

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we found an uncontacted tribe in the peruvian amazon while chopping down trees for our pixel art creations. they taught us the ancient art of building with blocks and now we are unstoppable in our building skills. join us and learn the ways of the jungle builders, but watch out for the loggers trying to steal our secrets! only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild world of pixelated adventure. come build, explore, and conquer with us!

TrumpCraft: IranPlotBoosted

Assassination, Boosted, danger, intelligence, investigation, iran, IranPlotBoosted, kill, national security, Plot, president, Protection, Risk, secret service, SECURITY, security detail, Target, threat, trump, Trumpcraft, united states, weeks ago

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Crops Grown:	2564	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2079	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

so like, this server is so safe, even trump would feel secure here! like, we had to boost security because iran was tryna take him out in minecraft, can u believe it? but like, don’t worry, we got his back. come join our server and be protected from all the crazy plots out there. plus, we have the best parties, like, way better than the white house. join now and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever!

PvP but don’t cry when you lose! Join our 250×250 survival in 30 minutes – no vanilla

1.21, 250×250, cry, Discord, dont, Fight, HighCraft, hurry up, Ip:, Join, Link, LOSE, Minutes, PvP, Resources, Scarce, Server, Survival, TEAM, team-up, tiny worldborder, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	147.185.221.21:18698
Discord	https://discord.gg/vZYzbGbPjG
Version	1.21!!

Doing a survival with a really tiny world border, resources are scarce, so you better hurry up and get them. Maybe team up, maybe fight, it’s up to you.

Server begins 30 minutes after posting, so hurry up and join! Join the HighCraft Discord server for more events like this.

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server start?	30 minutes after the post has been made.
What is the world border size?	The world border is tiny, making resources scarce and gameplay challenging.
Can I team up with other players?	Yes, you can choose to team up or fight other players as you wish.
How often do events like this occur?	Join the HighCraft Discord server for more information on upcoming events.

BlockyLife Minecraft Server

BlockyLife, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Animals Bred:	170	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Votes:	9667
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of the mundane, soul-sucking grind of everyday life? Do you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending cycle of boredom and monotony? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of normalcy!

Join our server and escape to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and battle epic monsters – all without ever having to worry about the soul-crushing tedium of school or work.

Forget about staring at paint drying or running on a treadmill forever. On our server, the only thing you’ll be running from is a horde of zombies or a fiery dragon. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start living your wildest, most exciting Minecraft adventure today!

SuccessCraft Minecraft Server

achievement, advancement, asian race, collaboration, cultural exchange, Diversity, empowerment, equality, global impact, inclusion, leadership, Minecraft, opportunity, progress, race relations, racial harmony, Server, societal advancement, success, SuccessCraft, teamwork, Unity, white race

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Farms Harvested:	513	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the white race and the Asian race have teamed up to dominate the virtual world! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret potion that makes your character run faster than Usain Bolt on steroids. Zoom zoom, baby!

2. Our server is guarded by a pack of ninja pandas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest on our server, you will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a unicorn in Minecraft?

4. Our server is so advanced that we have a virtual reality mode where you can actually feel the heat of the lava and the chill of the ice biomes. It’s like Minecraft, but on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the most epic gaming alliance since Mario and Luigi. Let’s show the world that the white race and the Asian race are the ultimate Minecraft dream team!

WeddingCraft: No BYOW for Stepmom

000 wedding, 6’5, Beer, BYOW, Calm, Chardonnay, Cheap, cooler, expensive, Legality, liquor, open bar, outside alcohol, signature cocktails, specialty wine, step mother, stepmom, Unglued, Venue, Wedding, WeddingCraft, wine

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Are you tired of your stepmom thinking she can just bring her own fancy Chardonnay to your wedding? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life weddings! Our open bar has unlimited virtual signature cocktails, beer, wine, and liquor – and guess what? You can bring your own Chardonnay and no one will bat an eye!

We have a special virtual venue where you can throw a $65,000 wedding without breaking the bank. And don’t worry about legality – in our Minecraft world, you can bring in as much outside alcohol as you want (as long as it’s virtual, of course).

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life wedding drama behind! Plus, you never know when a virtual stepmom might try to sneak in some virtual wine in her virtual purse – it’s all part of the fun!