Lieutenant Dan – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

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BumperCraft: StickerTalk

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So, like, imagine if you could tell if you’d be bffs with someone just by looking at their Minecraft skin. That’s the kind of magic you’ll find on our server. We’ve got players with skins that scream “I love pizza” or “I’m secretly a unicorn.” It’s like a whole new level of friendship matchmaking, dude.

And get this – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King. Legend has it, he rules over all the chickens in the land with an iron feather. If you join our server, you might even catch a glimpse of him strutting around, clucking orders like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground disco party for all the creepers who want to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. It’s lit, literally, because there are glowstone blocks everywhere. You’ll never see creepers the same way again.

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a pixelated chicken suit.

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ForeverCraft: CardioQueens

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LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FOREVER CHEMICALS THAN A SCIENCE LAB! POSTMENOPAUSAL WOMEN BE LIKE “I NEED THAT CARDIOVASCULAR RISK, SIGN ME UP!” OUR PFAS CHEMICALS INTERACT LIKE THEY’RE AT A RAVE PARTY, YOU DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE MADNESS! GET READY TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN… LITERALLY!

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BeHvH [1.20.40 – 1.20.80] Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “BeHvH 1.20.40 – 1.20.80” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.behvh.fun:19132

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Iperios: Where Minecraft becomes a chaotic mix of geopolitics, lore, and McEnchant madness!

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Server Name	Iperios Minecraft Server
Overview	In Iperios, players can create their own nation, refine their McMMO skills, participate in wars, acquire Geopolitical power, conquer territories, earn wealth, and use custom enchants.
Plugins	– Dynmap
	– McMMO
	– Essentials
	– GriefPrevention
	– SilkSpawner
	– CrazyEnchants

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You need to join the discord and ask for whitelist. Information on the IP and starter details can be found in the #info-new-players channel.
Can I create my own nation on the server?	Yes, players can create their own nation with their own form of government, laws, and ranks. Alternatively, you can join an already existing nation.
How can I conquer territories?	Players can conquer resources camps in-game, which will provide geopolitical resources for expanding their nation. More details can be found on the discord channels.
Is there active support on the server?	Yes, there is active support provided for resources, buildings, and any questions or issues players may have.
Are there any beginner kits available?	Yes, after joining the server, a staffer will guide you and provide you with a beginner kit to help you get started.

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that stick to the same old canon? Well, look no further because on our server, Sonic Boom, SaTAM, and IDW are all canon! That’s right, we’ve got small obscure easter eggs scattered throughout the map that have absolutely nothing to do with the game, but hey, who cares? Join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Sonic where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme. Plus, rumor has it that if you find all the hidden references, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride on the back of a giant chili dog while battling Dr. Robotnik in a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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Minecraft server: DiffuseCraft – Local Shenanigans

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”:

– Have you ever seen a llama ride a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? No? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon.

– Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon decided to take a break from terrorizing players and join us for a game of hide and seek. Spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding.

– Need a break from mining and crafting? How about joining our weekly dance party at the Nether disco club? Just be careful not to accidentally set the dance floor on fire with your sick moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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BestieBoys Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine a block of diamond! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like the time my friend’s love interest got jealous of me.

Experience the thrill of being left on read while in the hospital, only to receive a cold-assed text about someone else’s relationship drama. Will you make the mistake of comparing your friend to other men and unleash their wrath?

Join now for the ultimate test of friendship, loyalty, and the ability to navigate through the chaos of love triangles in a blocky world. Who needs soap operas when you have our Minecraft server?

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WeddingCraft: No Open Bar, No Problem!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your uncle after a few too many drinks at a wedding reception? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed experience like no other.

Instead of an open bar, we offer a unique drink ticket system just like the one at your cousin’s wedding. You’ll get two drink tickets per of age guest, and they’re non-transferable – just like that awkward moment when your cousin tried to give their ticket to the kid’s table.

But wait, there’s more! Drinks must be ordered from your seat at your assigned table, just like how you had to awkwardly flag down the waiter at the reception. And remember, drinks are to be enjoyed at your assigned table – no wandering around with your drink like a lost wedding crasher!

So come join our server and experience the drama and chaos of a wedding reception without the awkward family interactions. You’ll be called a “Minecraft-zilla” in no time!

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CraftyGenZ Minecraft Server

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Have you ever felt left out because everyone else in your generation has done something SFW that you haven’t? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and become part of the exclusive club of people who have experienced the thrill of building pixelated castles and battling creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding gnomes who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).

So why waste another minute feeling left out when you could be diving headfirst into the wacky world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and start checking off those SFW bucket list items like a pro!

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TeenageTunesMC

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Remember that song that was always playing in the background as you mined for diamonds and battled creepers in your teenage years? Well, on our Minecraft server, that song is the national anthem! Join us for a wild ride down memory lane filled with nostalgic tunes and epic adventures. Plus, rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear the ghosts of all the noobs you’ve slain singing along in harmony. So come on, join us and relive your glory days in the most epic way possible!

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