Lieutenant Dan Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Farms Harvested:	575
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

acceptance, Choices, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, Life, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past decisions, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self improvement, smp

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

WeirdWebCrafts

BIZARRE, bizarre findings, bizarre internet findings, Curiosity, discovery, internet, Internet Mysteries, odd, Oddities, ONLINE, peculiar, peculiarities, strange, strange discoveries, strange internet phenomena, unearthed, UNUSUAL, unusual online discoveries, weird, weird internet findings, WeirdWebCrafts

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Towns Built:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Astral Projections Made:	4

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Comfy forest, CraftyCraze, Curseforge, FAQ, Feedback, guides, inspiration, java, legacy accounts, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, Mods, mojang, optimization mods, PFAA, pollymc, PolyMC, prism launcher, Reikapack, Server, server authentication, Servers, Tall trees

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Emeralds Found:	8683
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

Character, game continuity, game design, game development, Game lore, game production, game release, game sequel, game series, game speculation, gaming industry, Marine, Minecraft, missing character, plot hole, Sequel, smp, Space, Space Marine, space marine 2, space marine franchise, Storyline, video game, video game character, WASNT

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

MainCharTVWars

action, Beloved, best, Character development, comedy, Drama, fan favorite, Favorite, Hero, iconic, Lead role, Main character, MainCharTVWars, memorable, Mystery, Popular, Protagonist, series, television, tv show

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7703
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	642689
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old TV shows where the main character is just meh? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate TV show main character! Imagine battling dragons, building epic castles, and saving the world all while looking fabulous in your pixelated armor. Join us and show the world who the real star is – YOU! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Become the hero of your own story on our Minecraft server today!

StripCraft: Prove You’re a Girl!

airport policy, airport procedures, airport screening, airport security, body search, discrimination, gender confirmation, gender discrimination, Gender Identity, girl, girl’s rights, Harassment, HUMAN RIGHTS, identity verification, LGBTQ, personal dignity, privacy violation, Prove, security protocol, strip search, StripCraft, teenager, transgender rights, Youre

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Enchantments Applied:	265
Runes Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Zombie Dances:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just tryna catch a flight to go mine some diamonds in another dimension, and then BAM, airport security is like “yo, you gotta strip to prove you’re a girl”. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, you won’t have to strip for anything! just come chill with us and build some epic castles and stuff. plus, we have a rule that says if anyone asks you to strip, they get banned FOREVER. so come join us and leave the airport drama behind!

Quirky Quercetin Quest

agricultural science, Agricultural Technology, antioxidant capacity, antioxidant response, flavonoid metabolism, flavonoid synthesis, grape seedlings, nitrogen application, nitrogen metabolism, nitrogen regulation, plant growth, plant health, plant nutrition, plant physiology, plant research, Plant stress response, Quercetin, Quest, quirky, salt stress, stress tolerance

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna chill in minecraft and plant some grapes and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz it has grape seedlings that are like supercharged with nitrogen and antioxidants and flavonoids and all dat good stuff.

like, u can have grape seedlings that are like super strong and can handle salt stress like a boss. imagine having a grape farm that’s like immune to all da haters tryna mess with ur crops.

join dis server for da most epic grape-growing experience of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft farming, but with grapes. grapes, man. grapes.