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R9K Dating Myths Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2980	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	3406	Towns Built:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join now for hairy pits and VagYeah jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, we guarantee a stink-free environment because let’s be real, nobody likes a smelly player.

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being shy or clumsy in real life? Well, on our server, that’s a bonus! Embrace your awkwardness and watch as it becomes your superpower in the Minecraft world. And don’t even get us started on being an anime nerd or a “le gamer gurl.” On our server, that’s not just accepted, it’s celebrated!

And for all the flat-chested players out there, we see you and we got you. No more lies about men loving flat chests, because on our server, we know the truth. Join now and let your personality shine brighter than any big breasts ever could. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!

BlockyMidlifeCrisis

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	292
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids who think they know everything? Join our server where the average age is 40 and we know how to have a good time!

Forget about building boring houses and farms, on our server, we have epic battles with mobs that will make your heart race faster than a 20-year-old on a caffeine high.

We also have secret underground societies where players in their 40s gather to discuss the best ways to combat aging. Who needs anti-aging cream when you have enchanted potions?

So if you want to experience Minecraft like never before and learn the secrets of eternal youth (or at least how to survive a creeper explosion without breaking a hip), join our server today!

Bay Area Block Party

adaptation strategies, annual events, AREA, Bay, BLOCK, climate change, climate resilience, coastal communities, coastal infrastructure, coastal management, coastal vulnerability, compound coastal flooding, environmental changes, extreme weather, flood mitigation, flood risk, frequency of flooding, long-term impacts, Party, projected flooding, San Francisco Bay, sea level projections, Sea Level Rise

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	6667
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	273

yo, come join our epic minecraft server, where we got compound coastal flooding like you’ve never seen before! forget about building boring houses, here you gotta build epic floating fortresses to survive the annual floods caused by climate change.

imagine the thrill of trying to keep your base afloat as the water rises, testing your survival skills to the max. with sea levels rising up to 1.5 meters, you gotta think fast and build faster if you wanna stay dry.

so if you’re looking for a wild and wacky minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can ride the waves to victory! who needs land when you can conquer the seas?

What is the IP for Johnny and Marty Minecraft Server?

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Johnny and Marty are talented musicians with a passion for creating original music. Johnny is a skilled guitarist and songwriter, while Marty is a talented vocalist and lyricist. Together, they form a dynamic duo that brings a unique blend of rock and folk influences to their sound. With impressive musical chemistry and a strong stage presence, Johnny and Marty have captivated audiences with their energetic live performances and catchy melodies. Their dedication to their craft and distinctive musical style have earned them a dedicated fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry.

The Better Build Co. 1.20.5

1.20.5, better, British Broadcasting Corporation, BUILD, long tail tags: television network, media outlet, news organization, public service broadcaster, the BBC, you

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Enchantments Applied:	53
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Yo, bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server where the BBC is better than you! Why should you join? Well, because on this server, the pigs are actually undercover agents for the British Broadcasting Corporation. Imagine the chaos of trying to build your house while dodging sneaky pigs trying to steal your secrets for the news! It’s a wild ride, man. Plus, the sheep are all trained opera singers who will serenade you as you mine for diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a total mind-bending experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come join us and see for yourself why the BBC reigns supreme in this wacky world!

PuppyPals Minecraft Server

#PuppyPals, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, mental health, Minecraft, pet adoption, pet aggression, pet behavior, pet behavior issues, pet care, pet care challenges, pet ownership, pet ownership challenges, pet problems, pet rehoming, pet responsibilities, pet training, pet training difficulties, pet training responsibilities, rehoming pets, relationship issues, Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5478	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of dealing with a naughty, aggressive dog that’s not even yours? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and relax without worrying about territorial dogs biting holes through ears.

We understand the struggle of living with a dog who thinks running around the block is a fun game and barking at the window all day is a full-time job. That’s why our server is a dog-free zone, so you can focus on your own virtual adventures without any distractions.

Don’t let a troublesome pup ruin your day – join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Who needs a break from reality when you can escape to a world where the only aggressive behavior you’ll encounter is a creeper blowing up your house? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

CouchPotatoCraft

aita, assumption, battle, Buy, Couch, CouchPotatoCraft, dog, Friend, Furniture, husband, in-laws, MIL, MONEY, re-doing, recliner, Refuse, Scratch, stand up, Style, Therapy, tv room

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and furniture wars.

Picture this: your in-laws bought a couch that your dog allegedly scratched, but it was hidden so no one noticed. Then, they give the couch to your husband’s friend, leaving you with a broken recliner couch in your TV room. Now, your husband is hinting that he wants you to buy them a new couch because, well, why not?

But fear not, on our server, you can escape the real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only battles you’ll be facing are against creepers and zombies. So come join us and leave the couch drama behind – unless, of course, you want to build a virtual couch empire in Minecraft!

TaxationIsTheftMC SMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Lol, bro, forget all that serious stuff! Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic time of your life! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff for fun. Plus, our president is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, a secret treasure hunt where you can win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?), and every Friday night we have a dance party in the Nether with DJ Enderman spinning the sickest beats.

So forget about taxes and government stuff, come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s have a blast together! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because you’re gonna be laughing and playing for hours on end. See you in the game, bro!

TimeTravelingNightmares

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, cultural diversity, Electronic commerce., environmental degradation, gender equality, genetic engineering, Globalization, internet usage, lgbtq rights, mass surveillance, medical advancements, modern technology, nuclear weapons, Political Correctness, social media, space exploration, TimeTravelingNightmares, virtual reality, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience something so wild and wacky that it would make a time traveler from 100 years ago faint in disbelief? Then come join our server where the chaos never ends!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, offering you a quest to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny. And that’s just the beginning!

Every hour on the server, a giant chicken wearing a tutu will descend from the sky and challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle for their pet pig and bragging rights for eternity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Creeper Carnival” where creepers ride roller coasters, play carnival games, and even host a fashion show featuring the latest in explosive fashion trends.

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server around, join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it (okay, maybe a little).

Spider Funnel Venom

antivenom production, arachnology, australian wildlife, biochemical studies, funnel, species differentiation, spider, spider biology, spider classification, spider identification, spider research, spider species, spider taxonomy, spider venom, Sydney funnel-web spiders, taxonomy, VENOM, venom research, venomous animals, venomous arachnids, venomous creatures, venomous insects, venomous spiders

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got Sydney funnel-web spiders running around everywhere, but don’t worry, they’re actually three different species, so it’s like a spider party up in here. And get this, joining the server will help with antivenom production, like you’re basically a superhero saving lives just by playing Minecraft. Plus, we’re doing biochemical studies on spider venom, because why not? Who knew playing a blocky game could be so educational and life-saving? Join now and become a spider scientist, or just have a blast dodging venomous spiders while building your dream castle. It’s a win-win, bro.

EienCraft Extended 1.21

action games, Admyra Wyvernhart, Amora Lumina, Animal Crossing, asmr, Blaise Shinryu, COSPLAY, CunnieWhore, drawing, EIEN Archives., EienCraft, eiex, EIEX girls., Ekkomori, extended, FerumiKaipa, Halo, horror games, indie games, Kilia Kurayami, League, mecha fan, Mira Monsoon, Music, Nanimo Navi, Nemo Nevermore, nier, retro games, Skye Senfort, Skye’s FAT tits Edition, Speedrunning, weeb, zatsu, Zumi Dokumi

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Skye’s FAT tits Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, we’ve got Ekkomori giving you a loud GFE, horror games, music, and ASMR. Plus, Amora Lumina is here being a silly noblewoman, speedrunning, and drawing like a boss. And don’t forget about FerumiKaipa, the unhinged tomboy who loves indie games and retro games. Skye Senfort is also here, a dorky mecha fan who slays at action games and zatsu, all while drawing like a pro. Nemo Nevermore might be a bit batshit crazy, but she’s healing and playing League, Animal Crossing, and Halo. Mira Monsoon brings the energy with horror games and drawing, while Blaise Shinryu is the ironic weeb who dominates action games, Nier, and cosplay. And let’s not forget Admyra Wyvernhart and CunnieWhore, they’re here too! Graduates like Kilia Kurayami, Zumi Dokumi, and Nanimo Navi are also part of our history. Check out the EIEN Archives for more info and hop on our server for a crazy good time! Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it!