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SplashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5544
Dragon Scales Harvested:	165	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Alien Abductions:	3
Star Shards Collected:	184	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re swimming in sponsors, getting free stuff left and right just for playing. And get this – one time, a player actually got to play a game with Hitler in it and totally destroyed his ball! Talk about a legendary moment in gaming history. So come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen – you won’t regret it!

The Jobbed Itis Minecraft SMP

Cards, Competition, Couch, Defeat, Disappointment, Event, exhaustion, holiday, Itis, Jobbed, Loss, Minecraft, smp, Struggle, Thanksgiving, Thanksplosion Battle Royal, Thrown, winning, wrestling, wrestling match

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9882
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to battle it out in epic events like the Thanksplosion Battle Royal! Will you be able to defeat the mighty Itis and claim victory, or will you end up jobbing like our unfortunate friend here? Only one way to find out – join us today and embark on wild adventures, crazy battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall off your couch!

Game On Minecraft Server

Adventure, Antagonist, Characters, console, favorite character, Game, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, goals, Immersion, Mechanics, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, player, Protagonist, RPG, Server, Story-Driven, strategy, video games, virtual world

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Emeralds Found:	7990	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Have you ever wanted to bring all your favorite video game characters together in one epic adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Picture this: Mario, Sonic, Master Chief, and even Pikachu teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with Creeper” where you have to pass around a live Creeper before it explodes. And don’t forget about our “Zombie Dance Party” where the undead get down and boogie to thriller.

Join us now and experience the most insane crossover event in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with your favorite video game character!

Dolphins @ Packers Thanksgivingbowl Minecraft SMP Thread

Competition, dolphins, Fans, field goals, football, Game, interceptions, matchup, Minecraft, NFL, packers, Players, Rivalry, Score, smp, sports, Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving Day, Thanksgivingbowl, Thread, touchdowns

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	95
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil chickens, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Incompetent Craft Minecraft Server

BBC, Craft, ENGAGEMENT, failed tactics, Failure, Incompetence, incompetence in psyops, incompetent, incompetent behavior, ineffective strategies, lack of engagement., lack of response, lack of success, low engagement, low intelligence, low iq, Minecraft, organic, porn spam, psyops, Replies, Server, Spamming, Thread

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Zombie Dances:	2	Magic Items Found:	6531
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players and lackluster builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own floating castle made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pandas and talking trees.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us for a truly epic and out-of-this-world Minecraft experience? Don’t be a BBC porn spammer, be a diamond egg collector!

BTC 2013 Sold 2018 Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, emotional investing, financial decision, financial literacy, hindsight, impulsive decision, Investment, learning experience, long-term investment., Loss, market timing, Minecraft, personal finance, profit, regret, smp, SOLD, speculative asset, Trading

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of being a financial flop like this guy who sold his Bitcoin too early? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can become a virtual millionaire by mining virtual diamonds and trading with virtual villagers! Who needs real-life investments when you can be rolling in Minecraft riches?

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant the player unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. But beware, as the evil Ender Dragon lurks in the shadows, waiting to steal your loot and crush your dreams.

So why waste your time with boring real-world investments when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual billionaire? Don’t be a financial flop like that guy who sold his Bitcoin too early – join us today and start your journey to Minecraft riches!

Crafty Magic Minecraft Server

Arena Open, Crafty, December 10, Foundations Quick Draft, free codes, Hare Apparent, Historic, Jumpstart, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, Monstrous Rage banned, mtgag, News, Pioneer masters, Pioneer Masters Spoilers, reminders, Scryfall, Server, Temporal Manipulation banned, TQFavorite common, useful links, wizards of the coast

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a chance to win up to $2,000 in our Arena Open competition – just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash! And don’t worry about those pesky banned cards like Monstrous Rage and Temporal Manipulation, we embrace chaos and madness here.

But that’s not all – on December 10th, we’re releasing Pioneer Masters, where you can battle against legendary creatures and conquer new lands. And if you’re looking for some epic loot, check out our free codes for exclusive in-game items.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the wildest Minecraft server in existence and let the adventure begin!

Oh Yeah Minecraft SMP

ANECDOTES, episodes, Events, Experience, Flashbacks, Happened, Happenings, Incident, incidents, Memories, memory lane, Minecraft, moment, Nostalgia, occurrence, oh yeah, past, recall, Recollection, recollections, Reminiscing, smp, Stories, yeah

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	178	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens leading rebellions against the cows, and villagers creating a secret underground society where they hoard all the diamonds.

Our server is so wild that the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby and the Wither is throwing a rave party in the Nether. You never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

So why should you join this madness? Well, where else can you find a group of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and have a pet slime named Gerald who acts as our server mascot? Plus, we have a secret treasure hunt going on where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a taco. Yes, a taco.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your llama because on this server, anything is possible. Just remember to watch out for the dancing skeletons and the mischievous Endermen who like to steal your blocks and rearrange them into modern art installations. Oh yeah. That happened.

Latina GF Saves Minecraft Server

Autism Spectrum Disorder, Communication, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, Empathy, Girlfriend, inclusion, latina, latina girlfriend, love, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, personal growth, relationships, saves, Server, Social Skills, Sperg, Stereotypes, Support, Understanding

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of being a total sperg in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon to save you – a Latina girlfriend! That’s right, our server is filled with lovely Latina ladies who will not only help you build the coolest creations, but also save you from any embarrassing sperg moments. Join now and let the power of the Latina gf guide you to Minecraft greatness!

F R E E Z A – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have one rule and one rule only: if you can’t spell Freeza correctly, you’re outta here! We take spelling very seriously in our world, so if you’re a grammar nerd looking for a place to thrive, this is the server for you.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, enchanted gear, and even a pet dragon named Steve. Legend has it that Steve once defeated an entire army of creepers with just a single fireball. Join our server and you might just get the chance to ride on Steve’s back and conquer the world together.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, if you’re tired of boring servers with no sense of humor, come hang out with us and laugh until your sides hurt. Plus, where else can you find a server that takes spelling so seriously? Freeza would be proud. Join us today and let the fun begin!