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  • Minecraft SMP – /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2126 – The Blocky Bonanza

    Minecraft SMP – /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2126 – The Blocky Bonanza
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 921
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP where the motto is “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”! Join us for a wild ride filled with anime models, furry threads (if you can find them), and a whole lot of questionable resources.

    Need a guide on avatars? We got you covered with VCC tutorials that will blow your mind (and maybe something else). Want to move your playspace like a pro? Check out OpenVR Advanced Settings and get ready to teleport like a boss.

    But wait, there’s more! Simplify your toggles and animations with VRC Fury, set up SPS sockets automatically with Wholesome SPS configurator, and make some funny noises with Custom PCS and LMS. And don’t forget to enable various facial expressions with ComboGestureExpressions – because who doesn’t want to emote with their hands?

    Feeling adventurous? Connect your CoIP devices with OSCGoesBrrr, get NSFW with NSFWGogoLoco for those 3 pointers, and update your shader game with Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40. And if you’re feeling extra frisky, give yourself some jiggling titties or a floppy cock with the Physbones tutorial – because why not?

    Join us for upcoming events like Boy Meat on August 10th and Speed Mating™ on August 24th. It’s gonna be a blast, trust us.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of Minecraft madness and see where the virtual reality takes you. Just remember, things might get a little…unexpected.

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  • NephewStinksNoMore

    NephewStinksNoMore
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 8727
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Dimension Hops: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being surrounded by stinky players on your Minecraft server? Well, look no further! Join our server and say goodbye to body odor for good!

    We understand the struggles of puberty and body changes, which is why we offer a wide range of virtual deodorants, body washes, and sprays for your character to use. No more worrying about your virtual hygiene, we got you covered!

    Join now and experience the transformation from stinky to stylish in the virtual world. Don’t let body odor hold you back from conquering the Minecraft universe. Say no to stink, say yes to our server!

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  • ChaosCraft 1%

    ChaosCraft 1%
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 1482
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will take your gaming experience to the next level? Look no further than our server, where adding just 1% to anything can cause total chaos!

    Join us and watch as adding 1% more TNT to your explosions turns your peaceful village into a crater-filled wasteland. Or add 1% more creepers to the game and see your friends run for their lives as they’re bombarded by green, hissing monsters.

    But that’s not all – on our server, adding 1% more diamonds to your inventory will actually turn them into explosive diamond blocks that will blow up everything in a 10-block radius. And don’t even get us started on what happens when you add 1% more lava to a volcano… let’s just say things get heated real quick.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly laughing at the chaos unfolding around you, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, even adding just 1% can lead to total madness.

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  • PutinPartyInMexico

    PutinPartyInMexico
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 8675
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 169
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Epic Quests Completed: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this epic minecraft server where we got mexican officials tryna arrest putin from russia while he’s on vacation in ukraine. like, what even is happening, right? but yo, on this server, we got crazy events like this happenin’ all the time. you never know what’s gonna go down next, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and madness. join us if you wanna experience the most outrageous and unpredictable minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. let’s get this party started, baby!

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  • CraftyCannaLand: No Rx Stim Boost

    CraftyCannaLand: No Rx Stim Boost
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 7670
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 14 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we blaze it up like a recreational cannabis party every day! no need for prescription stimulants cuz we’re too busy building epic castles and mining for diamonds. forget about that controversial link between cannabis and schizophrenia, we’re all about good vibes and pixelated adventures. our state-of-the-art recreational cannabis policies will have you crafting like a pro in no time. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of minecraft!

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  • Funny Fonnexia Network: Now with 1.21 times the craziness!

    Funny Fonnexia Network: Now with 1.21 times the craziness!
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 5998
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 New Chunks Explored: 771063
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Alien Abductions: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Description Information
    Server Name Fonnexia
    Server Location Sweden
    Features
    IP Fonnexia.se
    Discord https://discord.gg/tbTBApJpqd

    FAQ

    1. Can I join the server if I don’t speak Swedish?

    Yes, everyone is welcome to play on our server regardless of language.

    2. How can I create or join a town?

    To create or join a town, you can use the Towny plugin in-game. Simply follow the instructions provided in the plugin menu.

    3. Are there any custom items on the server?

    Yes, we have custom items available for players to use. These items may have unique abilities or attributes.

    4. Can I earn Tokens on the server?

    Yes, you can earn Tokens through various activities on the server such as completing quests, participating in events, or winning competitions.

    5. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. You can find the rules listed on our Discord server or in-game.

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  • MatzahCraft Minecraft Server

    MatzahCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 2827
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 290519 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with Jewish Pseudo-Intellectuals trying to brainwash you into communism on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can safely discuss the powerful ideology of national socialism without fear of being silenced by the (((teaching))) types. Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and outrageousness as we navigate through the wacky world of Minecraft with a sprinkle of conspiracy theories and a dash of humor. So come on, join us and let’s show those scheming intellectuals who’s boss in the virtual world!

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  • SMPdown – The Ding Dong Diddly Minecraft SMP

    SMPdown – The Ding Dong Diddly Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 7576
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 85 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, on a server far, far away, there was a player named Bob. Bob was just minding his own business, tending to his crops, when suddenly a herd of creepers descended upon his farm. But instead of blowing up his precious crops, they started breakdancing and singing “Creeper, aw man!” Bob was so entertained that he decided to join in and soon enough, they formed a creeper dance crew that took the server by storm.

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco club run by none other than a group of dancing skeletons? You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton bust a move to some funky beats.

    So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in all of Minecraft. Who needs sIopdown when you can have a ding dong diddly good time with us?

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  • FloatieGoggleFun Minecraft Server

    FloatieGoggleFun Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 688
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Runes Activated: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Farms Harvested: 124 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws putting floaties and goggles on your daughter every time she goes swimming? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we don’t even allow floaties or goggles in-game because we want you to swim freely like a Minecraft fish!

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!

    So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!

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  • Daddy’s Diamond Dating – Minecraft Server

    Daddy’s Diamond Dating – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 504
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama like a pro! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget about all the awkwardness in real life.

    🌌 Explore our virtual universe and discover the wonders of space just like Kyle and his awesome telescope! Who needs homecoming dances when you can gaze at nebulas and galaxies with your new Minecraft buddies?

    🪐 Don’t worry about creepy dads trying to set you up on dates, here on our server, the only thing you’ll be dating is your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and build incredible structures with your friends.

    🚀 So, if you’re looking for a place to hang out, make new friends, and have a blast without any awkward encounters, then join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s out of this world! 😉 #MinecraftGoals #NoDramaJustBlocks

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