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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 6788 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.
Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.
Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!
