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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 2705 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 3382 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
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