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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 9567 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “no Hololive” policy because we’re all about that original content, baby! Join us if you’re tired of seeing those virtual YouTubers hogging all the spotlight.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing llamas. It was lit, to say the least.
But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to give hugs. And rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a chicken suit, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant rainbow unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Leave those Hololive whores behind and come join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
