GeoffCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

#youtube, angry joe, Anthony Burch, Drag Queen Story Hour, ESG payments, Fall development window, games, geoff keighley, GeoffCraft, gkg, GLAAD, GRINDR, hideo kojima, in, Kevin Nash, Kojima, Lgbtqia, LGBTQIA+ reinforcements, Minecraft, Movie ads, nordvpn, out, queer, Server, the game awards, Ultimate

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day with its outrageous and hilarious antics!

Join us for a wild ride filled with LGBTQIA+ reinforcements, ESG payments to game studios, and drag queen story hour performances that will leave you in stitches. Who needs Kojima’s wasted budget or Angry Joe’s YouTube rants when you can be part of the most epic Minecraft server around?

Forget about the chuds and boring game ads, because on our server, anything goes. From wild game awards to insane collaborations with WWE superstars and pizza-loving game developers, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with Kevin Nash or Anthony Burch himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

OwlCraft: Parasite Edition

animal health, Birds, cysts, discovery, Edition, finland, Identification, infection, intestines, Muscles, new species, owl conservation, OwlCraft, PARASITE, research, Sarcocystis funereus, scientific study, scientists, study, Tengmalm’s owls, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

OMG u gotta join our server cuz we got owls with muscle cysts infected by a crazy parasite called Sarcocystis funereus! It’s like a real-life horror movie but in Minecraft! Watch out for those infected owls, they might try to steal your diamonds and build nests out of them! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

The Intercontinental SMP 12 Fun Factions & a Map that’s so Dynamic, you need to be on the List

Builds, Chest Shops, Chill, Discord, dynamic, Economy, Factions, fair, Friends, Fun, Intercontinental, list, location, Lore, Map, Minecraft, Moderation, Nations, player based, Server, Shops, smp, Support, Terrain, Trade, War

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Buildings Constructed:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Intercontinental SMP Overview

Platform	BEDROCK AND JAVA
Description	The Intercontinental SMP is a super rad new factions server looking for people to establish epic nations, make rad builds, trade, war, develop deep lore, or chill and make sick new friends. It’s locally Java but with Bedrock support and a player-based economy, central server location, player-run chest shops, dynmap, custom terrain generation, chill yet fair moderation, and more! Everyone’s welcome!
Contact	Add ‘isleptwithjesus’ on Discord 🔥🔥

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I only play on Bedrock?

A: Yes, the server supports both Bedrock and Java platforms.

Q: Is there a player-based economy on this server?

A: Yes, there is a player-based economy with player-run chest shops.

Q: Are there any custom features on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers custom terrain generation and a dynmap for players to explore.

Q: How is the moderation on the server?

A: The server features chill yet fair moderation to ensure a welcoming environment for all players.

PretzelCraft Minecraft Server

crunchy snacks, delicious snacks, eating pretzels, Minecraft, Munchies, pretzel cravings, pretzel cravings satisfied, pretzel crunch, pretzel lover, pretzel munchies, pretzel snack, pretzel snack attack, pretzel snack break, pretzel snack lover, pretzel snack time, pretzel time, pretzel treat, PretzelCraft, salty snacks, Server, snack attack, snack break, snack time

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	3859
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	392	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Animals Bred:	151

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs in top hats and monocles come prancing through your village. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying llamas, battle against an army of evil chickens, and even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. And did we mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous Endermen?

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and of course, plenty of pretzels! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure. Grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

RedHomo Minecraft Server

Community, discrimination, error, hate crime, homo, ignorance, intolerance, Justice, Killed, LGBTQ, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, prejudice, red, RedHomo, retards, Server, Tragedy, violence, wrong, wrongful death

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Emeralds Found:	5285
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	7758	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never kill the wrong red homo! Trust us, you do not want to anger the red homos on this server. They are a powerful and vengeful bunch.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances with the red homos themselves. Who knows, you might even become their leader if you play your cards right.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the wrong red homo could mean the end of your Minecraft journey. Just remember, you have been warned!

WeddingDressDrama

compromise, Conflict, custom made, Drama, emotional attachment, family, family harmony, jewelry, late grandmother, preserved, selfish, sentimental value, shopping, sister, special day, Style, Support, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingDressDrama

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family feuds are taken to a whole new level! Join now to experience the thrilling adventure of fighting over a virtual wedding dress that holds immense sentimental value!

Embark on a quest to preserve your precious pixelated dress from your younger sister who is determined to steal the spotlight on her big day. Will you stand your ground and protect your virtual memories, or will you succumb to the pressure of your virtual parents and let your sister wear the dress?

But wait, there’s more! Explore the virtual world of outrageous demands and unrealistic expectations as you navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be labeled as the selfish villain who refuses to share?

Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate showdown of wedding dress wars! Who knew pixels could hold so much drama and chaos? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the madness unfold before your very eyes.

BlowUpCraft: Emergency Edition

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a party in yo blocky world! We got creepers that drop diamonds instead of blowin’ up, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide instead of tryna eat yo brains!

Plus, our server is so lit that even real life explosions can’t compete! We once had a TNT cannon competition that was so epic, it caused a real explosion in Tel Aviv! Don’t worry, only two peeps got injured, but they got healed by our magical Minecraft potions in no time!

So come join us and experience the wildest, most explosive Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to wear your blast-proof armor, cuz things can get a little… explosive.

BrainyBirdFluCraft

Animals, avian flu, bird flu, Brains, BrainyBirdFluCraft, Disease, global health, health, infection, Invasion, Mammals, outbreak, pandemic, Prevention, public health, research, respiratory, Symptoms, Transmission, Virus, zoonotic

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	213	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ores Mined:	7509	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

So, like, you know how birds are always like “tweet tweet” and stuff? Well, turns out they’ve been spreading this crazy bird flu that’s making mammals go all loopy! But, like, don’t worry, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got a secret potion that protects you from all that bird flu madness.

Join us and you’ll be able to build the most epic bird-proof fortress ever! And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even find a secret underground lair where the birds are planning their next attack. But, like, don’t worry, we’ve got your back.

Plus, on our server, you can ride giant flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, man. So come join us and let’s show those birds who’s boss!

Old McDonald had an arcaneSMP, E-I-E-I-O! On this server, we have fun and play, E-I-E-I-O!

#arcanesmp, Armored Elytra, Coreprotect, data packs, durabilit ping, EIEIO, friendly community, Fun, Growing Community, Head Database, McDonald, minecraft community, moderation plugins, muted server, phantom toggle, Play, Quality-of-life plugins, Server, Server Experience, smp, smp server, structure database, structured looting, vanilla based server, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

arcaneSMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/drpa5bpc5up7zad7/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to arcaneSMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

arcaneSMP is a server where you can chill and play Minecraft with new and old friends. It is a Whitelisted Minecraft Community with a vanilla-based server along with quality of life plugins/data-packs.

Quick Access Links:

Shopping District & Community:

Our server has a bustling shopping district where players can set up their shops and be part of the community.

What does arcaneSMP have?

Friendly Staff

Friendly Community

Shopping District for all players

Whitelist

CoreProtect

BlueMap

Client Sided Structure Looting

Personal Phantom Toggle

Decorative Head Database

Simple Voice Chat

How does whitelisting work?

Once you join the Discord Server, you will be sent to our how-to-join channel where you can find the application to whitelist. Whitelists are removed at the end of every season, but you can request to be re-whitelisted for the new season.

Join Now!

Raphiel’s Drop Mine Server

Angels, Anime, character analysis, Character development, comedy, correction of behavior, Demons, Drop, evil character, FANTASY, Good vs. Evil, high school, humor, Mischief, mischief maker, moral compass, Raphiel Dropout, Raphiels, Redemption, redemption arc, Server, slice of life, Supernatural

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6008
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Enchantments Applied:	132	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Alien Abductions:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where the evil queen of the land has been wreaking havoc on all the players. But fear not, there is a way to correct her behavior… by completing ridiculous challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or taming a herd of explosive llamas. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

Pixelated Nonsense Minecraft Server

developer, disappointing titles, failed attempts, Games with no substance, lack of innovation, lack of quality, lackluster releases, low quality., mediocre releases, Minecraft, no good games, nonsense, pixelated, poor development, Server, subpar games, underwhelming titles, unimpressive games, uninspired creations, unremarkable games, unsatisfying gameplay, video games, weak offerings

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
New Chunks Explored:	464772	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9920
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers created by developers who couldn’t code their way out of a paper bag? Look no further, because our server was created by the one and only Bob McNoobington, who is famous for not creating a single good video game in his entire career! But fear not, because his lack of talent has somehow translated into creating the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so bonkers that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a visit (and promptly getting his butt kicked by a pack of rabid chickens).

So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and questioning the very fabric of reality, come join us on this wacky adventure. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most absurd Minecraft server ever created by a developer who couldn’t make a good game to save his life!

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