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Healthcare Is A Scam But We Still Play Minecraft

AMERICANS, Healthcare, healthcare comparison, healthcare costs, healthcare costs comparison, healthcare disparities, healthcare expenses, healthcare outcomes, healthcare outcomes comparison, healthcare performance, healthcare quality, healthcare quality comparison, healthcare services, healthcare services comparison, healthcare spending, healthcare spending comparison, healthcare system, healthcare system comparison, Minecraft, outcomes, peer countries, Play, scam

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Votes:	7855	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

lolz come join our minecraft server where we promise u better outcomes than americans get in healthcare! we got potions that can cure any ailment, even if u fall off a cliff or get attacked by a zombie. our doctors are actually witches who can heal u with a flick of their wand. plus, we have a secret underground hospital where u can get surgery from a team of expert villagers. come join us and say goodbye to crappy healthcare and hello to a world where u can respawn and heal instantly.

Gooney World

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Feed The Beast, Hardcore, hypixel, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

1.21.1 Factions, McMMO, SMP 24/7! Hello, my name is GooneyGoblin. I’m a twitch streamer and I decided to make a minecraft server to pass the time. I’m dedicating myself to this server and making sure it’s a reliable place for people to come and always play. Please help me grow by supporting me and playing on my server! Thank you!

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Crafty DALL-E 3 Minecraft Server

AI creativity, AI Innovation, ai technology, Artificial Intelligence, bing.com/create, computer vision, Crafty, Creative AI, Creative Tools, dall e, dalle, deep learning, digital art, digital creativity, Generative Art, Image Creation, Image Generation, image synthesis, machine learning, Minecraft, neural networks, Server, visual art, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the legendary bacon armor, and build your very own rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us at our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Master of the Craft Minecraft SMP

Anonymity, Craft, feet soles, female masturbation, femanon, internet anonymity, internet girls, Master, Minecraft, online anonymity, online challenge, Online Community, online debate, online identity, online presence, online proof, online skepticism, online validation, online verification, pic, smp, Thread, Timestamp

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5629
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post feet soles pics with timestamps to prove you’re not a girl!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of foot fetishists who are trying to recruit new members through the power of Minecraft. Will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre conspiracy or will you just focus on building the best toe-themed castle you can imagine?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and show off those feet soles like never before! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a foot fetish revolution in the world of blocky adventures.

NoRoadNoPayMC

Access, Agreement, aita, Boundary, Communication, construction, Costs, developer, Dispute, driveway, greedy, Jerk, Land, misunderstanding, neighbours, NoRoadNoPayMC, Paperwork, resolution, ROAD, selfish

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Emeralds Found:	1671
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	103
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	47
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for the wild ride of neighborly disputes and road-building adventures!

🛣️ Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away on your land when suddenly, a developer goes bust and new neighbors start popping up left and right. One day, a guy shows up on your land asking to build a road on the border – but wait, there’s a twist! The neighbor next to you only wants to pay for half of it because he’s only using half of the road. 🤯

💸 Things get heated as costs are divided, emails are exchanged, and accusations of selfishness fly left and right. Who will end up footing the bill for this epic road construction saga? Will friendships be destroyed over a Minecraft road? Only time will tell on our server!

🤪 So come join us for the most outrageous neighborly disputes and road-building shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now and witness the chaos firsthand! 😂🏗️🤝

PurposelyHuman – Minecraft SMP

existentialism, finding meaning, human being, Individuality, inner peace, introspection, life journey, life path, life purpose, Minecraft, personal growth, purpose, PurposelyHuman, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-exploration, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-realization, smp, Soul searching

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Votes:	1469
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Void Armor Forged:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Animals Bred:	21
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly through life, searching for meaning and purpose? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP and discover your true calling as a professional block builder and sheep herder extraordinaire!

Our server is home to a community of players who have all found their purpose in life through the magical world of Minecraft. From building epic castles to creating intricate redstone contraptions, there’s no limit to what you can achieve here.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has taken up residence in our world, and only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Will you rise to the challenge and become a hero, or will you cower in fear like a noob?

So come join us and discover your true purpose in life – because let’s face it, mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle is way more fulfilling than any job or relationship could ever be!

CraftyCrazeMC

bucket list, CraftyCrazeMC, dream life, early retirement, financial freedom, financial independence, fulfillment, goal-setting, Happiness, hobbies, leisure activities, luxury lifestyle, mental health, passive income, personal development, Relaxation, self improvement, stress relief, Time management, travel, work-life balance

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4398
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Dimension Hops:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Animals Bred:	169	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

If you had an income of $150,000 a year and didn’t have to work, you could spend all your spare time on our Minecraft server! Imagine building a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks, riding a pet dragon into battle against creepers, and hosting epic dance parties with villagers. With all that cash flow, you could even hire a team of virtual architects to create the most mind-blowing structures the Minecraft world has ever seen. So why waste your time working when you could be living it up in our pixelated paradise? Join now and let the fun begin!

Microbe Land: Soil Shape Shifters

#soil, #sustainability, agriculture, Biodiversity, Components, dissolved organic matter, ecosystem, environmental impact, farming practices, Land, land management, land use, Microbe, microbial activity, microbial community structure, microbial composition, microbial diversity, nutrient cycling, organic carbon, Shape, shifters, soil aggregates, soil health, soil quality, soil structure

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	253
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

so, like, u know how when u build stuff in minecraft, it changes the whole vibe of ur world? well, on this server, the land use actually affects the tiny microbes in the soil! like, they get all shook up when u start building stuff and changing the landscape. it’s like a whole ecosystem of drama down there, man.

join this server if u wanna see the crazy soap opera unfold between the microbes. will they form alliances or go to war over territory? who knows, man. it’s like a tiny version of game of thrones, but with bacteria.

plus, the dissolved organic matter components are always throwing wild parties in the waterways. u never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. maybe they’ll start a band or open a food truck. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on this server.

so come on down and join the fun! see how ur building choices affect the microbial community. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, dude.

SpaceLink

Bedwars, custom structures, Enhanced Survival, Factions, island rankups, minecraft updates, Minions, not pay to win, Player Warps, Server Shop, Skyblock, SpaceLink, Spawners, Survival, survival experience

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Enjoy an enhanced survival experience with custom structures, skyblock, and a true survival experience with the latest Minecraft updates! Not pay to win

Skyblock Features: – Minions – Spawners – Island rankups

Survival Features: – Custom Structures – Server Shop – Custom Player Warps

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Jealous Democrats Minecraft Server

Absurdity, Assassination, candidates, conspiracy theories, current events, democrats, election, envy, humor, jealous, Jealousy, Minecraft, political commentary, political discourse, political humor, political parties, Political satire, Politics, satire, Server, social media

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Buildings Constructed:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even Democrats are jealous! They wish someone would assassinate their candidates like the crazy chaos that goes down on our server.

Join us for non-stop action, insane adventures, and a community like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!