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MissileCraft Server

air defence, Defense, defense budget, defense contract, defense industry, defense investment, defense procurement, defense spending, defense strategy, defense technology, defense upgrade, eastern europe, Military, missile deal, missile defense, missile defense system, MissileCraft, national security, nato, Romania, SECURITY, Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Yo, so like, imagine you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your lil’ house and mining for diamonds, right? And then BOOM, outta nowhere, Romania comes in with their $592 million missile deal and escalates their air defense capacity. Like, what even is happening?! But hey, if you wanna join our server, you’ll be safe from any missile attacks ’cause we got the best defense in town. Plus, you’ll get to witness some epic battles between creepers and villagers that’ll make your head spin. So come on over and see for yourself why this server is the craziest one out there!

RailwayRushCraft

Cargo, Crisis, crisis response, economic impact, Economy, freight, freight transportation, global supply chain, international trade, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, railway industry, RailwayRushCraft, Red Sea crisis, russia, Russian economy, Russian railway, shipping, Surge, Trade, Transportation

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Emeralds Found:	8603
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we have a red sea crisis that drives a surge in russian railway freight. why would you want to miss out on that kind of chaos and excitement? hop on board and help us navigate through this wacky world where anything can happen. build your own railway empire and watch as the red sea crisis unfolds right before your eyes. trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

WiseCraft: Global Wisdom Hub

characteristics, continents, Countries, Cross-cultural, culturally diverse, Cultures, Daily Life, Empathy, feelings, Global, Hub, Insightful, logical, Perception, perceptions, political leadership, reflective, Science, Understanding, wisdom, Wise, Wisecraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

Join our server and become the wisest player in all of Minecraft! We’re talking wise like a wizard, wise like a grandpa with a long beard, wise like a cat that always lands on its feet. People from 12 countries and 5 continents have joined our server and they all agree – this is the place to be if you want to level up your wisdom game.

Our players are so wise, they can outsmart any creeper, outbuild any castle, and outmine any diamond. They’re like the Gandalfs of Minecraft, the Yodas of block-building, the Einsteins of pixelated worlds. And hey, if you join our server, you’ll be wise too! You’ll be making big brain plays, thinking deep thoughts, and considering other players’ feelings while you’re at it.

So come on, join our server and become the wisest player in all of Minecraft! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got wisdom? Who needs enchanted gear when you’ve got a big brain? Join now and start your journey to becoming the wisest player in all of blocky land!

Survivor’s Java Jive: Not Quite Vanilla, Definitely Not Decaf (1.21.1)

1.21.1, Address, admins, commands, Community, Custom, decaf, Discord, Essentials, Griefprevention, HACKING, Handmade, java, Jive, Language, Legitimate, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Plugins, Politics, Protections, rules, Server, smp, survivors, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Enchantments Applied:	101	Zombie Dances:	10
Dragons Tamed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Farms Harvested:	593	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Java Survival SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Java Survival SMP
Description	A multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience, with moderators and admins playing alongside the community without using commands for personal gain.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ

What sets Java Survival apart from other Minecraft servers?

Java Survival uses custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel compared to servers using common plugins like Essentials or GriefPrevention.

What are the server rules?

Rule	Description
No excessively offensive language	Players are expected to maintain a certain level of decorum in their language.
No politics or other controversial topics	Discussions on controversial topics are discouraged to maintain a positive environment.
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits	Fair gameplay is enforced to ensure a level playing field for all players.
Do not disturb other players’ property	Respect others’ builds and avoid causing intentional damage.
Do not build too close to other players	Give players ample space by avoiding building too close to their territory.
Be respectful to others and be kind!	Kindness and respect towards fellow players is an essential part of the community.
No advertising	Promotion of external servers or services is prohibited.

LeafyJewMD Minecraft Server

Astra vaccine, Canada, family doctor, Healthcare, heart problems, highest taxes, J&J vaccine, Jew cap, Jew doctor, Jew government, leaf, LeafyJewMD, mexico, Minecraft, rope, Server, socialized healthcare, surgeon consultation, Terrorist, travelling ban, vaccination, work ban, Young men

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further than our server, where the only prescription is pure chaos! Join us and escape the clutches of evil doctors trying to force you into questionable vaccines. Our server is a safe haven for all non-vaxxies, where you can build, mine, and explore without fear of being labeled a terrorist. Plus, we have a special “Rope or Mexico” event where you can choose your own adventure. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

RaoraRage in Minecraft SMP

banter, Communication, Connection, Conversation, dialogue, flirtatious, Friends, Fun, Happy, humor, Interaction, joking, Laughter, lighthearted, Minecraft, Mischievous, playful, RaoraRage, relationship, smiling, smp, Stop it Raora, teasing

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Void Gems Collected:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato, and the chance to ride a flying pig into battle! But beware, because the evil Raora lurks in the shadows, ready to challenge you to a dance-off at any moment.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

BdayDinnerSansSibs

adoption, BdayDinnerSansSibs, Birthday, Bonding, Communication, Conflict, Dinner, EMBARRASSMENT, emotions, family, family dynamics, favoritism, Jealousy, parenting, relationships, self-pity, Siblings, siblings rivalry, Support, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape your family drama and be the star of the show? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to win epic battles and brag about it without anyone telling you to stop!

We understand the struggle of feeling left out in your own family, that’s why we welcome all players who just want to feel special. No therapy sessions needed here, just pure fun and excitement!

Imagine a world where you are the center of attention, where your victories are celebrated and your skills are admired. That’s the kind of family bonding we offer on our server – where you can be the hero you’ve always wanted to be!

So come join us and leave behind the drama of real life. Who needs therapy when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to defeat? Let’s make some memories together, because in this world, you are the star!

BookWorms Freeze Time

Bookworms, FREEZE, Time

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can absorb all the knowledge in the world just by reading a book! But beware, time freezes around you until you finish reading it cover to cover. Imagine the power you’ll have once you’ve read every book in the game – you’ll be unstoppable! Join us now and become the ultimate bookworm warrior in Minecraft history! Who needs superpowers when you have the power of knowledge at your fingertips?

KurskCraft: Zelenskiy’s Revenge

aggression, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, international relations, Invasion, Kursk operation, KurskCraft, Military, nato, peace talks, political tensions, Retribution, Revenge, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, war briefing, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Void Armor Forged:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the Ukraine war but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and soldiers. zelenskiy is our admin and he promises more ‘retribution’ on any player who messes with our Kursk operation. come build your own bunker and fight off the russian invaders with your trusty diamond sword. it’s like a virtual war zone, but with more crafting and less casualties. join now for the ultimate battle royale experience!

TimeTravelersVsE-Bikes

Advanced, astonishment, common technology, cycling, disbelief, E-bikes, effortless pedaling, electric bikes, fat guy, Future, futuristic, innovation, Mind Blowing, MODERN, recent past, steep hills, Technology, time travel, Time Travelers, TimeTravelersVsEBikes, Transportation

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE E-BIKES FOR YOUR MINECRAFT ADVENTURE! IMAGINE SEEING A NOOB PLAYER EFFORTLESSLY BUILD A MANSION IN A DAY, IT WOULD BLOW YOUR MIND! JOIN US FOR THE WILDEST RIDE OF YOUR LIFE, WHERE EVEN TIME TRAVELERS WOULD BE CONFUSED AF! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE SHEEP RACING AND CREEPER PARADES. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CHAOS, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE LAND OF BLOCKS!