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BoomTownCraft

A bomb, BoomTownCraft, commemoration, controversy, Diplomacy, exclusion, global peace efforts, hiroshima, historical event, international relations, Israel, Mayor, nagasaki, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, peace ceremony, Peacebuilding, political statement, Remembrance, war survivors, world war II

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Emeralds Found:	721	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

so, like, this server is like the bomb, man. not like a-bomb, but like the bomb diggity. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, seriously, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s wild, man.

and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we’re totally cool with it. it’s all part of the fun, you know?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty epic. you can ride it while dodging lava and fireballs. it’s a real adrenaline rush, let me tell ya.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, literally, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those laser-shooting cows, they’re a real trip.

CraftyQueers

acceptance, athleticism, Community, Competition, CraftyQueers, dating scene, Dedication, Diversity, fit people, Gay, interests, LGBTQ, love, Olympic athlete, Passion, perseverance, pride, relationships, romance, sports

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Enchantments Applied:	216	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

are you tired of being surrounded by normies in other minecraft servers? come join our server where only the most fabulous gay Olympic athletes are allowed! imagine building your dream castle with a bunch of ripped hunks in speedos, all while discussing the latest gossip from the Olympic village.

our server is filled with rainbow-colored sheep, unicorn horses, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away. not to mention, our diamond swords are bedazzled with Swarovski crystals for that extra touch of glamour.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the fabulousness of being a gay Olympic athlete in the world of minecraft! who knows, you might even find your soulmate while mining for diamonds.

SpermlessAI – 100% Accurate Infertility Predictor

Accurate, Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, diagnostic testing., genetic testing, Healthcare Technology, infertility, infertility diagnosis, male infertility, male reproductive system, medical breakthrough, non-obstructive azoospermia, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, predictive accuracy, predictive analytics, predictive modeling, predictive testing, Predictor, reproductive health, semen analysis, SpermlessAI

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Villages Defended:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Emeralds Found:	7680

so, like, this minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz our AI can predict if you gonna have baby-making problems with just a blood test. no need for semen, dude. like, it’s crazy accurate, like 100% accurate, in predicting if you gonna have, like, super severe male infertility.

join our server and you’ll be like, “whoa, this AI is like a wizard or something, predicting my swimmers’ fate with just a drop of blood.” it’s like, mind-blowing, man. so come join us and see if your future generations gonna be swimming in the gene pool or just, like, sitting on the sidelines. it’s a wild ride, bro.

EconomySMP

Economy, Survival, Survival Economy Cracked Countries Civilization War Building PvP Towny Quests Events Roleplay Custom Plugins Community Adventure Trading Mining Crafting Farming, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	81
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

EconomySMP is an Economy Survival server all about countries and civilizations. The server is in offline mode (aka cracked) and running on version 1.20.6. Create a country, build it up, maybe start a war or two, and do so much more, all right here on EconomySMP! Join now!

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ChaoticMC Network

best, ChaoticMC, Community, Gamemodes, gameplay, Improvement, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, Network, new, Play, Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	209
Endless Night Skies:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

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MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Runes Activated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

absurd scar, careless mistake, clumsy accident, clumsy scar, dumb, dumb mistake, dumb scar, embarrassing injury, embarrassing scar, foolish injury, funny mishap, idiotic scar, laughable accident, ridiculous injury, ridiculous scar, scar, scar anecdote, scar humor, scar story, ScarCraft, silly injury, silly scar, Stories, stupid injury

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Towns Built:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

armed conflict, assassinations, BlockBlast, Conflict, extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, key leaders, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movements, RETALIATION, retaliation strategies, security threats, Server, targeted killings, Terrorism

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Yo, dis Minecraft server be off the chain, like a creeper explosion in a village! Come join us for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

We got more mods than a villager has trades, so you can build the most insane creations you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Done and done!

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like the Nether on steroids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make Minecraft history together. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re more dangerous than a group of skeletons with enchanted bows!