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ManlyMinecraftSMPQA

Authenticity, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, emotions, Gender Roles, Honesty, Insecurities, Intimacy, ManlyMinecraftSMPQA, Masculinity, Men, perspective, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, society, Stereotypes, Taboos, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience chaos, hilarity, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris who will stop at nothing to conquer all other mobs.

Have you ever wanted to ask men questions that you were too embarrassed to? Well, on our server, you can ask anything you want and the answers may surprise you. From the best way to build a castle to the most efficient way to mine obsidian, our players are always willing to share their knowledge (and maybe a few tall tales).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they tend to have a sense of humor that’s explosive!

BdayBlockBummer

bad gifts, BdayBlockBummer, birthday gift blunders, birthday gift disappointments, birthday gift disasters, birthday gift flops, birthday gift horror stories, birthday gift letdowns, birthday gift mishaps, birthday gift nightmares, birthday gift regrets, birthday present fails, disappointing presents, terrible gift ideas, worst birthday gift, worst birthday gift ever received, worst birthday gift experiences, worst birthday gift fails, worst birthday gift stories, worst birthday present ever

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, gift, global stability, Humanity, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, Poilievre, Poilievres, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

AI answers, Artificial Intelligence, Bing Copilot, bings, chatbot, commonly prescribed drugs, death, DRUG, Fails, harm, Healthcare, medication, microsoft, mild harm, moderate harm, patient safety, Patients, pharmaceuticals, potential harm, scientists, search engine, Server, severe harm, side effects, Technology

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

FatePvP

competitive, Custom, Development, Discord, Events, Experience, Exploration, Factions, Gamemodes, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PvP, Raiding, Server, special areas, Survival, Unique

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7266
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

FatePvP is a a 1.8 competitive Factions server releasing in the coming weeks after months of development aiming to offer a great experience for all players. The server is packed with custom events, including PvP and raiding focused ones in addition to hourly mini-games that anyone can enjoy. In addition, players can explore several special areas, including The Mines, Darkzone, and much more that provide unique ways to earn money.

We also have other gamemodes that will be coming out in the future. Join our discord for more information.

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Blockmc Lifesteal

armor, Blockmc, Cross-Play, Custom, Earth, item, lagg, LifeSteal, ONLINE, Ranks, Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

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Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

ackchually, blocks, consciousness preservation, cryochamber, cryonics, death, death acceptance, digital afterlife, digital ownership, existentialism, Freezing, future technology, IMMORTALITY, life extension, life ownership, Minecraft, mortality, philosophical musings, preservation, Server, steam games, Steamy, transhumanism, Uhhh

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

>Crafty Kong SMP

ANZ, Balaji, bank of international settlements, BCG, Ernst and Young, Euroclear, fidelity, Franklin Templeton, gtCrafty, Hong Kong govt, HSBC, Kong, Malaysian SEC, MasterCard, Moody’s, smp, Sony, Swift, two more weeks, Visa

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

HeartbreakCraft

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, coping strategies, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, letting go, moving on, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Heartbreak Healing” mini-game where you can literally punch your ex’s face in pixelated form! Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most satisfying way possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and heal your broken heart with us!

HolyCraftBoom

Bombing, CASUALTIES, catholic church, Conflict, Crisis, Dead, Destroys, Destruction, HolyCraftBoom, International, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Missile, News, Peace efforts, Religious, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
New Chunks Explored:	999800	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT ISRAELI MISSILES AND CATHOLIC CHURCHES IN LEBANON. 8 DEAD BUT WHO CARES, WE GOT MINECRAFT TO PLAY. COME BUILD A CHURCH BEFORE IT GETS BLOWN UP AGAIN. NO RELIGIOUS WAR, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. LET’S MAKE LEBANON GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME.