Players: |
107/600 |
Uptime: |
98% |
Rating: |
4.4 / 5 |
Meteorites Collected: |
4 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: |
3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: |
1 |
Alien Abductions: |
5 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: |
5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: |
6 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: |
15 |
Wilderness Tamed: |
7 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: |
30 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: |
20 |
Dragon Eggs Found: |
7550 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: |
1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: |
5 |
Battle Standards Raised: |
5 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.