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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 6786 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 89 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wearing tiny top hats. Don’t worry, they’re friendly, they just want to show off their fashion sense. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of giant pixel art sculptures in his wake. Some say he’s a mythical being, others say he’s just a really dedicated builder with too much free time.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of absurdity, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – trust us, you’ll need them.